Chavs...... Grrrrr (1088 hits)
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Submitted by makizer (View user info) at 2009-02-17 03:56:30 EST
What the hell is going on with the homeland?! (The small island you Americans call Britain).
Seriously my country is not only going down hill, its flying down at bloody mach 10!
Before I left to greener pastures I was in the shit. Couldn't get a job anywhere,
wasn't the nicest kid on the block, and was in trouble with the law once or twice and was generally having a really shit time.
I could hardly afford the rent on the place I was staying at.
And the weekly choice between spending money on food or the herb was constantly a difficult one.
Any way the point I'm trying to make is even though I was struggling I never once turned to my
government for help...... maybe it's because I'm proud or whatever but I just couldn't bring myself to go on the doll!
(basically the government pays for you to sit on your fat lazy arse in paid accommodation eat paid
for food and watch sky plus with money from the taxpayers pocket and all you have to do is go to a
bullshit interview every week and fail to get the job ON PURPOSE so you can continue doing it!).
The reason I write this post is that the youngest boy in Britain had a kid last week at the age of 13
and when asked how he was going to balance his finances to support the baby he replied and I quote
"what is finances" and "I didn't think about how we would afford it.I don't really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10."
The kids still a baby in my eyes and being allowed to have a kid at that age just shows the lack
of responsibility and brains the people of my country actually have (I'm generalizing here but you
people that live in England know the fudge packers I'm talking bout!).
His life is now set out to scrounge off the taxpayers and be a general bum! I know im ranting but seriously
all these people need to do is get off their lazy arses and get a fucking job.... Yes its hard but so's life... Deal with it!...... fucking chavs!
Oh and yes i fucking know the way my posts are spaced out is weird but they are either like
this or a huge clump of text....
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Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2009-02-19 08:34:51 EST (#)
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I hear that the kid is thinking of joining Fathers for Justice. After all, he already has the Spiderman outfit.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-02-18 18:38:11 EST (#)
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Ok, so much has been made of the guy looking like he's 8 or something (he does), but how about the mare, there is no way i'd think she is 15 if i saw her in the street. I thought the papers would be all over this shit but then again so far, it looks like 8 dudes (and counting) have fulfilled that role....sad.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-02-18 18:15:13 EST (#)
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I'll take a LOLcat Slanket. in Puce, Pur-lease!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-18 10:45:56 EST (#)
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you mean a slanket?
we should make up some ubersite branded slankets.
everyone would look like lolcat, rape joke druids.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-18 10:20:59 EST (#)
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Scourge,
Literal LOL
Well done.
I have yet to meet someone who has a snuggie but I'm borderline obsessed with them.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-18 10:11:28 EST (#)
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scourge and sico
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Wrath1013/retards.jpg
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-18 10:07:40 EST (#)
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dude, that was a silent 'know'
everybody but you knew that.
duh.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-18 09:49:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-17 11:23:05 EST (#)
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simon is so pathetically obsessed with me, and uber in general, that i don't whether to laugh or cry.
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matt is so pathetically obsessed with me, and uber in general, that i don't KNOW whether to laugh or cry.
You done waiting bitch? You're the bottom now.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-18 09:46:29 EST (#)
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sico, point out an error in that sentence.
go ahead.
i'll wait.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-18 08:36:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-17 13:28:40 EST (#)
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alright simian, first things first:
for YOU to EVER question anyone else's language is just the most hilarious fucking thing ever. i try to use monosyllabic words (fyi, that means words that don't have too much sounding out involved, buddy.) when i deal with you because, well, i understand your handicap (this one means your brain problems) and try to be accommodating (that one means make things easy for you).
second, to point to a review i made on a post of yours that referenced (this means 'talked about') me in the title as MY obsession with you is just a trifle stupid isn't it?
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Well when you fuck up Scourge, you fuck up. While your above insults are "funny" they're only funny when you speak correct English in the first place and given that you didn't your "funny insults" are null and void.
Arguing over who is more obsessed with the other is just a trifle stupid, isn't it?
You never answered whether or not you wanted to share a snuggie so I'm going to assume that you do!
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2009-02-17 18:10:30 EST (#)
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That boy impregnated that girl? Bloody hell.
I hear what you're saying though. I live in The welfare capitol of the USA. I couldn't agree more.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-17 15:41:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:52:13 EST (#)
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18 stone. I wish I were that thin
*sigh*
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*EJACULATES*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-17 15:30:21 EST (#)
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stfu you daily mail reading cock wipe
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2009-02-17 14:39:53 EST (#)
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Is that the happy couple.
I have an 11 yr-old son - that boy doesn't look 13.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-17 14:23:54 EST (#)
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This sort of thing has been going on in all cultures and nations for years. If anything, it has become less frequent as time has passed.
Traditionally, so I'm told, what would happen would be that the mother's parents would claim the child as their own and raise it as their own. This circus is about nothing more shocking than "old people die" or "a lot of retards post on the internet".
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-17 13:47:10 EST (#)
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that story about the 12 year old knocking up the 14 year old made me sad. especially since he looks like he's in single digits still.
also, generally, fuck you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-17 13:28:40 EST (#)
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alright simian, first things first:
for YOU to EVER question anyone else's language is just the most hilarious fucking thing ever. i try to use monosyllabic words (fyi, that means words that don't have too much sounding out involved, buddy.) when i deal with you because, well, i understand your handicap (this one means your brain problems) and try to be accommodating (that one means make things easy for you).
second, to point to a review i made on a post of yours that referenced (this means 'talked about') me in the title as MY obsession with you is just a trifle stupid isn't it?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:50:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:54:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-02-17 11:50:44 GMT (#)
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The parents go to jail for child abuse, the kid goes into care and the world hopes for the best.
Either way, those children cannot raise that child.
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In jail, the parents turn their lives around and in care the kid is repeatedly raped.
Either way, who are you to say those kids (and of course their families) won't make a better job of raising a chilkd than the 'adults' who rasied baby p??
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Well, that's the failure of the system, and if those who regulated these departments had any power (and balls) to do something about the failures of the staff, like excessively large fines, prison sentences, and being placed on the Sex Offenders register for gross negligence in their positions of power, we might well get better service from these departments. Pay them the money they deserve for doing a very difficult job, screen applicants effectively with high levels of transparency between associated departments (take experienced and knowledgeable staff from education and potentially medical disciplines).
Still, we can't punish folk for being idiots, so I guess we'll just have to leave this baby with the baby and the munter. Yay for the system.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:32:58 EST (#)
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STI has taken a shit and I'm waiting for it to rebound.
Also, I imagine that "thing" to be something similar to what those two are capable of producing.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:30:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:28:57 EST (#)
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Caul,
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-17 08:23:25 EST (#)
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The first problem is that he mated with Scourge's and HadToBeDone's lovechild. Yeccch!
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why are you showing me this unfunny shit?
and you know you are jaypeg long lost brother.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:30:29 EST (#)
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Also,
Scourge is totally obsessed with me more than ever.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-13 11:11:29 EST (#)
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3rd place?
wtf?
this is bullshit. i totally would have listed you first!
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Quite frankly, I'm flattered :)
WANT TO SHARE A SNUGGIE?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:30:13 EST (#)
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And I mean the kid that banged that thing.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:29:32 EST (#)
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Jesus that's the unluckiest kid ever born.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:29:07 EST (#)
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"ewe" is a congolese language. it's one of the most handy word in scrabble when you get a "w" (not a good letter to have in french).
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE!?!?!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:28:57 EST (#)
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Caul,
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-17 08:23:25 EST (#)
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The first problem is that he mated with Scourge's and HadToBeDone's lovechild. Yeccch!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:27:31 EST (#)
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the mother is fucking hideous
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:27:16 EST (#)
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Thanks for acquiescing my "swift reply" request, Caul! :)
Fahk ewe.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:25:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:23:05 EST (#)
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Random question for the Canadian uberers:
How do you pronounce Jay-Z?
a)Jay-Zee
b)Jay-Zed
A swift reply would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
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we pronounce it that way: ess-tee-eff-yoo
and this post bored me, like much of uber.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:23:05 EST (#)
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Random question for the Canadian uberers:
How do you pronounce Jay-Z?
a)Jay-Zee
b)Jay-Zed
A swift reply would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:21:00 EST (#)
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Scourge, you want to try that insult in English or is Precambrian good enough for this site??
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-02-17 12:19:09 EST (#)
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Simon is the US equivalent of a chav. Gotta love that little nugget.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-17 11:23:05 EST (#)
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simon is so pathetically obsessed with me, and uber in general, that i don't whether to laugh or cry.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-02-17 10:06:17 EST (#)
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I just picked my nose.
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-02-17 10:00:25 EST (#)
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I don't know what to hate more about this post.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-17 08:27:10 EST (#)
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this post shows whats wrong with uber
no decent posts in a while and even less good comments
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-17 08:23:25 EST (#)
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The first problem is that he mated with Scourge's and HadToBeDone's lovechild. Yeccch!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-02-17 08:12:15 EST (#)
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Thank God you're a hard-working accountant with a heart of gold, sage...
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-02-17 07:50:24 EST (#)
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"the youngest boy in Britain had a kid last week at the age of 13"
The youngest boy in Britain is 13?
No wonder Apollo moved to the US.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-17 07:42:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-02-17 04:47:45 EST (#)
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the kid looks 8
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It sucks that this kid is so young. Funny though, he'll be 31 when the kid is graduating high school. Hopefully, THIS kid will graduate high school and do right by his kid so that by the time his KID is able to start kindergarten (or whatever level of education begins around age 5 in Britain), he will be able to have a job and provide for his kid, maybe even go to college. And by the time his KID is able to be done with high school and be on his own, his dad will still be young enough to have SOME youth left. It doesn't HAVE to be a bad situation. But we all know how unlikely and improbable that situation is, don't we?
Unfortunately it doesn't matter whether a person is 13 or 23...if they're gonna be a bum they're gonna be a bum. Fuck...just yesterday I got a call from some doctor in Lynchburg telling me I needed to pay $300 for my ex's kid's shots/checkup etc. because I'M THE ONE who took him to the fucking doctor to get them. Did they do their due diligence in attempting to locate my ex? NO. They know we're still not together but since I'm the one who did what any good fucking stepmother would do and took my stepson to the doctor for his checkup/when he was sick/to get his shots I'M responsible for paying for it. And you know what? I'M GONNA FUCKING JUST DO IT.
Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-02-17 07:42:20 EST (#)
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Would it be madly different tho if the kid who's 13 looked like a 17-18 y.o?
A lot of kids in england look friggin old for their age!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:54:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-02-17 11:50:44 GMT (#)
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The parents go to jail for child abuse, the kid goes into care and the world hopes for the best.
Either way, those children cannot raise that child.
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In jail, the parents turn their lives around and in care the kid is repeatedly raped.
Either way, who are you to say those kids (and of course their families) won't make a better job of raising a chilkd than the 'adults' who rasied baby p??
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:52:13 EST (#)
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18 stone. I wish I were that thin
*sigh*
Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:51:39 EST (#)
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shes actually 18 stone and it costa lotta cash to get her that big so i'd appreciate it if you got it right!!!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:51:35 EST (#)
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(Saying you spout shite in a pub is not quite the same as determining a 13 year old will live on welfare for his entire life, but we sorted that so no probs shabba)
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:50:44 EST (#)
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The parents go to jail for child abuse, the kid goes into care and the world hopes for the best.
Either way, those children cannot raise that child.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:50:28 EST (#)
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Oh jesus, I said you prob spout that shit at the pub to your mates to be judgmental. That was my point.
Haven't you got some grilled feta and goats heart to attend to? Your 16 stone hairy ass wife is getting hungry. lol.
Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:44:25 EST (#)
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so u still mad at me or do u get my pointage i waz tryna make?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:42:55 EST (#)
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you are greek. i know everything, i am orphelia
Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:37:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-17 05:59:09 EST (#)
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His life is now set out to scrounge off the taxpayers and be a general bum
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idiot
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By the way you are right about this point! i dont know that and after reading again I
do feel bad for sayin that as i dont know how these 2 are going to live their lives.
Oh and on a lighter note you know nothing of my family history or life so dont act like you do
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Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:34:41 EST (#)
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Orphelia as you seem to be a person with a brain understand what i am saying.
The people that ARE a drain on society (and taxpayers pockets) are the ones that are
happy to live off of other peoples money without batting an eyelid! there are obvioulsy
many cases benefits are necessary, usefull and understandable. I am not having a go or judging
these people who need the BENEFITS and i said nothing about people who came to england to work (e.g. polish people)who i know are extremley hard workers. I am makin a point about the bastards
that do fuck all and are happy to do that! You called me judgemental but are you not judging me?!?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:26:17 EST (#)
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by the way, you can't eat pride.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:22:07 EST (#)
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Funny but most of the people I have known who live on council estates are hard working people, in fact when I ran a line of 30 ladies at a confectionery company our biggest source of employees was the local estate. We had entire generations of the same families working there, their men folk would come to work in the waarehouse. It was like being in an episode of Shameless, they were hard drinking, hard working people and sure, some had come OFF benefits to work but they didn't like it, and were happier in employment.
Currently, the only person I know on benefits now is a single mum but she is from a middle class family, and is not only not making any effort to get a job part time despite her only kid being in nursery, she isn't even training in preparation for when her daughter starts school. It's easy for me to judge her but there could be factors I don't know - such as a lot of folk claiming welfare have depression, lack of self esteem and confidence etc.
I will ask one thing. I am a proud lady, and when I found myself in dire straits after my eldest sons dad died and left us both alone, and I was made redundant, with no family to fall back on, I took the first job I was offered, unskilled labour, little pay, I was terribly over qualified. In the weeks I had to work in leui, I had nothing and chose to feed my child and not myself, at one point making me pass out. Do you think I would have been a drain on society claiming for those few weeks or perhaps you think putting my health at risk was a wise choice?
If I ever needed to now (I don't) I would take the help, jesus, I and my family have paid enogh in taxes, if we need support I would now except it.
You are very judgmental, very naive and think you know it all. You probably sit in the pub, banging on to your mates about immigration and the Polish family down the road who have the 4 bed council house, how your family have always worked and oh god isn't the state of our country terrible? You sit their churning out opinion and heresay you read from your red top tabloids and you never once stop to think that you have had life easy, that your parents were educated enough to shelter you from any hardship, that all it takes is one little fall at work and you can't work, and you are on that slippery slope of unemployment.
In short, STFU.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:13:35 EST (#)
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Little shits should be sterilized, but sadly it is too late. Now there are lots of boys claiming to be the babys daddy! Their parents must be so proud of their little tikes.
Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:04:01 EST (#)
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Blow me redskies! thats what taxes are meant for you twat! Not for sitting at home doing sweet fuck all!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-17 06:01:18 EST (#)
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i blame his stupid parents
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-17 05:59:09 EST (#)
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His life is now set out to scrounge off the taxpayers and be a general bum
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idiot
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-17 05:58:19 EST (#)
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(The small island you Americans call Britain).
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not everyone here is yank and we english call it britain too, dipshit
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-02-17 05:46:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-17 05:41:41 EST (#)
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You have never claimed benefit? Well, let's hear a round of applause for this guy! Hooray! Thanks for not being a burden on my pocket.
Ever been in court? Or hospital? How much money did the education system waste on you? In short, I still think you are a drain.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-02-17 04:47:45 EST (#)
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the kid looks 8