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Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2009-02-18 02:06:04 EST


Year: 1978
Event: First Day of School and the 1st Grade.
In this picture: 6 year old me in the center and my 3 year-old identical twin sisters on my flanks.
Notes: That red schoolhouse thing is an insulated lunchbox. Apparently I thought Sesame Street's Oscar the Grouch was the shiznit. 2 months after this picture was taken I spent 7 weeks in the hospital due to a hospital induced staph infection in my inner ear resulting in hearing loss in my left ear and facial nerve damage on the left side of my face. This is the last known picture of my full smile.



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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-02-19 12:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Love old photos...

Submitted by Sidivan (user info) at 2009-02-19 12:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's an awesome fucking lunchbox.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-19 00:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-18 11:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-18 11:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ugly girls like to talk about bi-sexuality because that's the only way they'll get male attention.
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or cuz we actually like girls.

<3
===
do you really?

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-02-18 21:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oscar the Grouch was the shiznit.


Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-02-18 18:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-18 21:16:21 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey look...It's Hanson!

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Haha. I loled....mmmbop!

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-02-18 17:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A Bubba dream-team?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:16:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey look...It's Hanson!

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2009-02-18 15:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow.
I used to have that shirt.
Well, not THAT shirt, but one like it.
My lunch box was for Kung Fu though.

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-02-18 13:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Not so much a stare at my stroke face bandwagon, but a pictures from childhood. Single moments in time that stand out.

As for the fucked up smile I got and the weird asymmetry my face has... I've had nearly 31 years to get past it and it really doesn't bother me much anymore.

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-18 13:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-02-18 13:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yet another failed attempt at starting a bandwagon train post...

/sigh

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i30/deadzexy/BrianandGmaAugust08.jpg

You can see that I still have "stroke" smile in this picture quite clearly.

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I shouldn't be laughing so hard right now.

I don't know if I'm laughing at the stroke smile or the fact that I was actually thinking about a "look at my stroke face" bandwagon.

Good show, nonetheless and way to be a sport about it.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-18 13:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


LOOKA THA SIZE AH THA BOUYS HEAD.

LOOKS LIKA GRAPEFROOT ONNA TOOTHPICK.


http://www.ubersite.com/m/108655


Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-02-18 13:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yet another failed attempt at starting a bandwagon train post...

/sigh

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i30/deadzexy/BrianandGmaAugust08.jpg

You can see that I still have "stroke" smile in this picture quite clearly.

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-18 12:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck, you get the point.

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-18 12:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

. .
i
--/

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-18 12:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would love to see a picture about a year from then where you are trying to smile. My guess, is that it looks something like this...if it comes out right:



o \
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o )

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-02-18 12:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

take what the little girl on the right is wearing, throw it on a 22 year old scrawny male and you have your average San Francisco metrosexual.

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-02-18 12:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Answers to questions:

Caul and i_d_t: Are my sisters hot?

Well not living in Kentucky, Arkansas or W.Va. I don't feel I am qualified to say whether or not they are hot, but many of my friends and associates desired to engage in sexual relations with them and told me so. Now they are 33, married and K1 has 1 child, and K2 has 2. (both their names start with K)


Rubbermaid: I do have confirmed "stroke" face but after 20 years the atrophied muscles no longer droop.


EI: Did I live in a shed?

No, that pic was taken in a townhouse subdivision in East Lansing MI, the whole neighborhoods exterior on the homes was that wood paneling. Very 70's.



Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-02-18 11:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-18 11:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-18 11:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ugly girls like to talk about bi-sexuality because that's the only way they'll get male attention.
------

or cuz we actually like girls.

<3

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2009-02-18 11:31:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

look into the sun and smile!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-18 11:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

did you live in a shed?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-18 11:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ugly girls like to talk about bi-sexuality because that's the only way they'll get male attention.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-18 11:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay '70's kids! I had those same checkered pants I think.

You all look very Aryan.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-18 10:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

so how hot are your identical twin sisters now? like the shirt but not sure how i feel about the lunchbox.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-18 10:12:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oscar is the shiznit as is Harry monster.

$10 says there is a box of kleenex in that bag

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-18 09:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 if you have confirmed stroke face.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-18 09:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

dude i'd rock that oscar the grouch t-shirt today, much less when i was a kid.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-18 02:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

needs more blonde ppl.

(are your twin sisters hot?)


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