A Very Uber Breakup Letter (1065 hits)
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Submitted by Sandman (View user info) at 2009-02-18 15:57:15 EST
I found this breakup letter while cruisin the webs. It's from a Blog called "Psychotic Letters from Men" (http://psychoticlettersfrommen.blogspot.com), which is itself an off shoot of the blog "Why Women Hate Men". (http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com) Supposedly they are written by a dude, but I got an 'Angry Bull Dyke' vibe from the writing, so what do I know?
Completely unrelated side note: The 16" take and bake pizzas from Wal-Mart have the closest taste to the rectangle school pizzas of my memories. Damn you, school pizza! Why must your taste haunt my dreams?
Anyway, funny letter. Read it.
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Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-02 14:54:18 EDT (#)
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hotmail? man, you've gone a loooong way,baby.
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2009-03-03 21:24:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:51:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:30:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"I've seen better."
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Of course, we all have. This was shit. BUT I posted it anyway. That's dedication. To shit. Remember when Uber did that sort of thing all the time? Just embraced random shit and ran with it, and it was fun and funny? Remember?
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Oh yes the memories... it was so different 7 months ago.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-03 19:33:04 EST (#)
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Your, "yeah really original11!!!1!!!" comments plastered all over ubersite are pissing me off.
You suck.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-02-25 20:05:36 EST (#)
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Nice...
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-02-19 16:01:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:54:19 EST (#)
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I've tried so many different pizzas; frozen, delivery, take and bake, homemade. I just can't find the school cafeteria taste that I've been looking for.
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Maybe you need to drop it in a deep-fat fryer full of week-old fish stick grease.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-19 08:24:21 EST (#)
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I'll show you how to heat a post.
Just not this one :(
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-02-19 07:44:10 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-19 01:11:47 EST (#)
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pizzzzaaaaaa
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-18 23:13:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-18 21:52:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:28:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:13:36 EST (#)
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Uber and this rape thing make me sick.
So why didn't you -2 the rape madness post below, you fucking hypocrite?
That's rhetorical, btw, we both know why.
And what about this goddamn stupid motherfucker who not only eats frozen Wal-mart pizza, but actually admits it on the internets?
WHAT ABOUT THAT BITCH
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hahahahaha
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-02-18 18:17:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-18 23:01:28 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-02-18 17:17:23 EST (#)
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oh. I thought you were breaking up with me~
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who would ever DARE do something like THAT?
Crystle is on the top of my list... mmm-hmmm
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Yup. She's on my list as well.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-18 18:01:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-02-18 17:17:23 EST (#)
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oh. I thought you were breaking up with me~
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who would ever DARE do something like THAT?
Crystle is on the top of my list... mmm-hmmm
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2009-02-18 17:48:00 EST (#)
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"I'll take 'Things That Are Obviously From The Mind Of Someone Who Thinks They Are Creative But Failed Horrendously' for 2,000 please, Alex"
BEW BEW BE BEW BEW BEW
"It's a daily double!How much will you wager?"
"All of it."
"Ohh, a true Daily Double. And the answer is, 'This is where people go to read inane ramblings of retarded teenagers who believe they are funny and edgy.'"
"What is Live Journal?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. The answer is Blogspot. Blogspot."
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-02-18 17:17:23 EST (#)
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oh. I thought you were breaking up with me~
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:54:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:30:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:19:01 EST (#)
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"I've seen better."
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:54:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:29:29 EST (#)
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I know in the frozen section they sell rectangular meat dot pizza for like a buck or something.
they are hating on your post because link posts are a bit bogus and all but the website it links to does make us guys look pretty bad.
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I tried that one already. It doesn't have the right taste. I've tried so many different pizzas; frozen, delivery, take and bake, homemade. I just can't find the school cafeteria taste that I've been looking for.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:51:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:30:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"I've seen better."
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Of course, we all have. This was shit. BUT I posted it anyway. That's dedication. To shit. Remember when Uber did that sort of thing all the time? Just embraced random shit and ran with it, and it was fun and funny? Remember?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wel why not
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:31:26 EST (#)
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You eat Wal-Mart pizza. Do your parents still speak to you?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:30:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:19:01 EST (#)
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"I've seen better."
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know in the frozen section they sell rectangular meat dot pizza for like a buck or something.
they are hating on your post because link posts are a bit bogus and all but the website it links to does make us guys look pretty bad.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:13:36 EST (#)
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Uber and this rape thing make me sick.
So why didn't you -2 the rape madness post below, you fucking hypocrite?
That's rhetorical, btw, we both know why.
And what about this goddamn stupid motherfucker who not only eats frozen Wal-mart pizza, but actually admits it on the internets?
WHAT ABOUT THAT BITCH
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"I've seen better."
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:17:23 EST (#)
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Not funny.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:13:36 EST (#)
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Uber and this rape thing make me sick.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:10:22 EST (#)
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FALLEN- I'm talking about those rectangles pizzas with the little 'meat' dots on them.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:02:18 EST (#)
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what school did you go to?
we never had veggie supreme or meat lovers, just this greasy bread with white cheese all over.
he-he
meat lovers
hehehe
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-02-18 16:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus fucking Christ Wal-mart pizzas.