Some Things I've Learned FROM Ubersite (913 hits)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (View user info) at 2009-02-19 10:42:49 EST
1) The word "troglodyte." It's a pretty neat word but it is being overwhelmingly consumed by the internet and as infectious as it is has become quite boring. At first it was novel and grand but now a word that I learned from uber is just old hat.
C) LOLcats. While icanhazcheezeburger or whatever the fuck the site is has become an internet hotspot I must say that Beeb introduced most, if not all, of uber to LOLcats a few years ago. At first I loved them and thought they were funny as fuck but now I can stand the retards that comment on that site and the fuckall stupid way they talk.
14) Rob Berg is a huge pussy, so big in fact that I think he gets dildoed by the log.
$) It is entirely possible to waste an entire day on the internet when you should indeed be working. This doesn't apply so much any more and save the "uber isn't what it used to be" speech because there was a time where a whole day could be spent enjoying each little megabyte on this site.
W) There are some nice people out in the e-world that have been interesting acquaintances but for some odd reason people posture behind their computer. I'm as guilty as the rest but I found that the people you meet face to face rarely represent what they did in person. It's a unique phenomenon but an observation nonetheless.
1^) When given a choice the answer may some time be hard. A or B?
(tbc...maybe)
User Reviews
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-24 11:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Irrelevant, below.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-02-23 16:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Does this mean you're going to fuck off now?
Submitted by therealgeddylee (user info) at 2009-02-21 02:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice, but -1 for not including NSFW tag. Almost got me fired, ya see.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-19 22:57:49 EST (#)
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Buttsecks is the Devil's candy.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-02-19 22:22:20 EST (#)
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for the pics, obv.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-02-19 17:14:47 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-02-19 15:37:30 EST (#)
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Fuck Bubba-pedo. <above>
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-19 15:35:20 EST (#)
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i actually don't mind anyone on here.
bubba isn't funny though.
so sorry.
i'm writing a paper right now
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-19 15:28:10 EST (#)
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I must be the only one on this site who likes bubba. And *EGADS* get this, I occasionally find him humorous *EEEEEK*.
FIN
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-19 15:27:00 EST (#)
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Fighting with Doodles is like kicking a dead cat.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-19 15:16:46 EST (#)
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Fuck you DOODLES, you mother fucking scumbag pussy. I was away but I'm here for approx. 10 minutes so do you want to fight or what?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-19 15:06:20 EST (#)
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because you're no longer biting when i troll you :(
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-02-19 14:48:37 EST (#)
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C
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-19 14:07:47 EST (#)
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ass
and not a bad post either
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-19 13:54:36 EST (#)
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This site is a veritable treasure chest of information that supplements a healthy, wholesome lifestyle.
Submitted by dantangel (user info) at 2009-02-19 13:53:50 EST (#)
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Here is one more fact that ALMOST everyone talks shit to Dan Tangel but Tangel is better than that!
Thanx for the support!
- I want to start a army to fight the -2 assholes that rate my shit without even reading it!
Tangel out
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-02-19 13:24:32 EST (#)
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I hardly ever say 'bitch' anymore. 'Bicth' has completely replaced it.
Nobody notices.
bicth.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-19 13:08:27 EST (#)
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i'd like a serving of each.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-19 12:51:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-02-19 12:28:17 EST (#)
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"There are some nice people out in the e-world that have been interesting acquaintances but for some odd reason people posture behind their computer."
Really? I had not noticed.heh
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-19 12:17:07 EST (#)
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What's really sad is I'VE used the term 'I'm gunna go take a Berg'.
I made sure to light a match.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-19 12:15:33 EST (#)
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FG made me laugh :)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-19 12:12:59 EST (#)
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I once wrote "-2 Die!" in the margin of an essay test I took. The professor was very concerned and asked me to stop by his office. When I did, he told me he was afraid I was getting some burn-out and that I needed to download with a few sessions.
"And what's this '-2 Die!' business? Unless you're so far off base that it's ridiculous, I only mark 0 on the questions a student gets wrong. You can't have a negative score. Besides, you got the question correct. Maybe I should go over the grading system with the class again."
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-02-19 12:04:45 EST (#)
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I've learned several derogatory terms for "American" while on Uber. While all of them are just adorable, I think "septic" has got to be the fuzzybunniest of all. I also picked up the term "Canadia", which I like so much that I have mistakenly used it in serious conversation. "Tabarnak", too. "Wanker", "crumple", and the seldom-seen-anymore "to take a Berg"; all in my brain thanks to Uber.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-19 11:59:24 EST (#)
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Eh. (Get it? A!)
Have points.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2009-02-19 11:50:34 EST (#)
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"but now I can stand the retards that comment on that site and the fuckall stupid way they talk. "
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lol
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-02-19 11:45:34 EST (#)
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I cannot -2 a couple pieces of fine trim like that, soooo...
Submitted by Sidivan (user info) at 2009-02-19 11:42:29 EST (#)
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I choose A because it looks like a lot less work.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-19 11:29:07 EST (#)
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Fallen hurt my feelings.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-19 11:12:57 EST (#)
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theres a guy on my new course that looks identical to Caul but he's italian.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-19 11:12:13 EST (#)
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Oh Hai,
Me and my fellow internet tough guy Rob Berg are going to pick up chicks and bang them while ceiling cat watches.
You and this post are everything that's wrong with Uber, these days, and I'm not wasting any more time here.
You troglodyte
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-19 11:09:27 EST (#)
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you really do want to bring about the downfall of uber don't you?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-19 11:08:45 EST (#)
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Post yours instead :)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-19 11:07:50 EST (#)
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i think b is shaped better but is too tan.
choice fail.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-19 11:01:03 EST (#)
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I prefer the term "mongoloid"
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-19 10:58:37 EST (#)
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you know what. fuck it. the whole last paragraph is a jumble. 1st person to unscramble the letters and complete a sentence wins!
this post is just for the asses...really
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-19 10:56:42 EST (#)
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*can't stand the lolcat retards.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-02-19 10:47:38 EST (#)
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Those are phenomenal asses. Good job. Didn't read the post though.