Please shut the fuck up (1975 hits)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (View user info) at 2009-02-19 20:43:18 EST
Dear People of Uber,
Your opinions of this website do not matter to anyone but you. It seems like there are always comments saying "bart needs to shut the site down" or "I remember when ubersite was worth looking at" or "omg uber is like totally lame now!" Seriously people, stop bitching. Your tales of "the good old days" do not make you cool. You are not king or queen of all internet dorks because you've been here longer than others. You just look like a retarded jackass for still visiting a site you don't like. Sitting on your fat, hairy, pimple covered ass and whining is not going to magically change or improve anything. No one forces you to visit this site so if it bothers you enough to bitch about it, all you have to do is log out and stop coming here. Now kindly shut the fuck up and have a nice day.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-07-01 14:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hugs
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2009-02-22 12:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-20 18:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-20 13:22:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-02-20 06:26:04 EST (#)
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Fucking hell, who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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+2 badassjulie.
this comment made me laugh. I HAVE to use that line.
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still laughing at this.
brilliant
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-02-20 17:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear you,
Read your post.
Love,
me.
P.S.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-20 17:24:02 EST (#)
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Look at the old dawg beggin' for scraps.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-20 17:19:20 EST (#)
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Did Shlongy at least come in second?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-02-20 16:55:54 EST (#)
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silly dr, robots aren't allowed to complain.
replen wins the best comment on this post award
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-02-20 16:00:54 EST (#)
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I would like to complain about how you seem to have stolen the space from between hidden's eyes
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-20 13:22:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-02-20 06:26:04 EST (#)
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Fucking hell, who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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+2 badassjulie.
this comment made me laugh. I HAVE to use that line.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-20 11:10:28 EST (#)
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i LOLed @ apollo
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-20 10:44:45 EST (#)
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haha
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-02-20 10:43:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-20 10:35:41 EST (#)
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FIFTY THREE MINUTES?
and no other replys on ANY front page post?
WTF?
did everyone get work ethic all of a sudden?
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I blame myself.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-20 10:35:41 EST (#)
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FIFTY THREE MINUTES?
and no other replys on ANY front page post?
WTF?
did everyone get work ethic all of a sudden?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-20 09:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
why do people bitch about flaming noobs?
"oh someone posts and gets torn apart then they get all hurt and never come back. thats why uber iz ded."
did I miss a memo?
if someone lurks and then decides to post they damn well know what to expect the first time at bat.
the reason a post sits on the front page for days is because all the lazy lurking fucks (me included) dont post anything.
We just wait for someone to post anything then we all camp out and turn into a chat room.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-02-20 09:32:08 EST (#)
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EXCUSE ME BITCH BUT MY ASS IS NOT HAIRY
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-20 09:23:27 EST (#)
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rolcats.com
ahahahahaha
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-20 09:15:49 EST (#)
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Pretty good argument but seeing as how you haven't been here in months your opinion doesn't count.
Actually, it has nothing to do with when your last visit was but more to do with your vagina. Having a vagina disqualifies anything you have to say.
Women < Men
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-02-20 09:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am upset that I lost your voicemail message. You can send me another one this August.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-20 09:10:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-19 20:54:10 EST (#)
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uh... actually i am king of the internet
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can i be the jester of the internet?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-02-20 09:03:23 EST (#)
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Thank you, thank you very much.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-20 08:04:28 EST (#)
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Have points, BAJ.
I have a fucking GIGANTIC crush on Seth Binzer (aka Shifty)...he is the lead singer for the group Crazy Town and is currently in rehab on VH1's Sober House. I have no explanation for this except the fact that a) I'm strangely attracted to guys who have MAJOR issues, and b) he looks FUCKING EXACTLY LIKE MY EX (sans the bleach blonde hair...my ex had brown hair). :( God, he was hot.
Aaannnyway...yeah Julie...get 'em! Who cares about "the good old days"...fuck that.
Let's smoke motherfuckers, it's FRIDAY!! WOOOOO!!
That'd be cool if I DIDNT have to work tomorrow. :(
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-20 07:20:31 EST (#)
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Ann Coulter is a bitch
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-02-20 06:26:04 EST (#)
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Fucking hell, who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-20 03:35:33 EST (#)
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its posts like this that keep uber alive
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-02-20 03:22:16 EST (#)
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but
but
But, I *AM* the queen of all internet dorks. I even got the mail-order tiara.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-02-20 03:05:49 EST (#)
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At 3:20 in the song "I Want You" by Third Eye Blind there's a background voice that sounds like my dad saying what sounds like "Christopher". In 1997 I dated a chick who wanted to always listen to that song while we banged. She said it was romantic and I was too obsessed with getting laid to bother to call her a pussy and kick her in the head. Every time that part of the song came around I'd think my dad was home. It ruined my mojo every time for about a year and a half. That sucked almost as bad as this post.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2009-02-20 01:15:39 EST (#)
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BITCHING POST IS BITCHING
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-02-20 00:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The paradox of this post makes my brain hurt. Your opinion is that opinions don't matter and you bitch about people bitching about this website on this website.
FUCK! I DIVIDED BY ZERO!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-02-20 00:13:49 EST (#)
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Oh shit. I thought you wrote that opinions *on* this website didn't matter. My bad.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-20 00:09:53 EST (#)
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AMEN.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-02-19 23:54:15 EST (#)
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How about:
FUCK YOU AND NEVER POST ON THIS SITE AGAIN YOU FAGGOT.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-02-19 23:46:13 EST (#)
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Quite a few logical fallacies in this gem. But that's to be expected from Coulter.
Why, again, was Reagan the greatest president? I forget. I mean, I was alive and well, but just about all I remember is really bad music and making corn dogs at the mall.
Was it that marvelous debt-financed economic expansion? That was awesome. You know, in 1985 we became a debtor nation for the first time in more than 70 years, and by the time Reagan left office, we were the biggest debtor nation in history. And now look at us. Breathtaking.
Oh yeah, I forgot that Cheney has already informed us: "Reagan proved that deficits don't matter." Hmmm. It's coming back to me. I seem to remember a lot of people back then really worrying about the fantastic deficit spending. Big tax cuts for the rich (so they could tinkle on our heads with whatever was leftover) plus huge increases in military spending. Great idea!!
Or was it Reagan, through that lovely chap Regan, deregulating the financial markets? Another beauty! That would never come back to haunt us!
Or was it that Reagan was president when Gorbachyov ended the Cold War? (That's a more correct spelling...pet-peeve of mine...I took five years of Russian...I must be a commie.) (More truthfully, of course, it was decades of American policy that had helped to cripple the Soviet economy; it took a guy like Gorbachyov ... whatever ... there are books about it.)
Or was it arming Iran to fund the Contras through shady deals with suspected drug dealers (according to the CIA). No...not that. That's downright damnable (and impeachable).
I don't know. You've heard the litany, I'm sure. Too many facts to consider. And "facts are stupid things," as the great man said himself.
Reagan built the coffin. Now it's just a matter of making sure the lid is on tight. Thanks to W, there are just one or two more nails to go.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2009-02-19 23:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Another alcohol induced hissey fit...yubersite never changes
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-19 22:54:22 EST (#)
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RARRRR! GARH! GRRRRRR! MRAW!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-19 22:36:47 EST (#)
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You are a beaver in Shlongy's eyes...and groin.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-02-19 21:59:16 EST (#)
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DAMN, GUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-02-19 21:51:43 EST (#)
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great post.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-02-19 21:51:32 EST (#)
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I have been having fun here since getting my account 2 seconds ago. This site seems rife with wild and witty people like you.
Now I am off to view more of your work because I like your style and your name rocks.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-19 21:37:29 EST (#)
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Well sure... but the reality is this website is pert near dead.
Posts stay on the front page for DAYS - look a the most recently reviewed - some haven't been touched for 7+ hours.
I figure people have better things to do than get shit on - and uber is plum full of huffy and puffy assholes eager to hanker down and squeeze.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2009-02-19 21:24:48 EST (#)
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I've been using a cream for my ass pimples..
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-19 21:07:51 EST (#)
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THAT IS ALL
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-02-19 20:55:26 EST (#)
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ARG BAD THOUGHT!
CLEANCLEANCLEANCLEANCLEANCLEANCLEANCLEAN
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-19 20:54:10 EST (#)
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uh... actually i am king of the internet
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-02-19 20:52:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-02-19 20:49:35 EST (#)
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You look like a white Brandy, STFU
Submitted by paranoiadestroya (user info) at 2009-02-19 20:45:38 EST (#)
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Don't be so hard on yourself
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-02-19 20:45:03 EST (#)
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bitching begets bitching