APWhenever: What the Christ edition (550 hits)
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Submitted by Falafel (View user info) at 2009-02-22 23:28:59 EST
This is one of the entertainment staff at Hotel Blau Varadero. He dressed up as Cupid for Valentine's Day and was sunburnt to hell for the rest of the week. You could still read the letters.
I just got back from Cuba Saturday morning and I'm so dark, I'm 2 tans away from being able to collect reparation money. In happier news, I just got engaged. Go me.
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Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-02-23 20:50:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-23 19:26:14 EST (#)
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Wait, are you engaged to the Shitty Boyfriend?
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Shitty Boyfriend doesn't actually exist. He's just an amalgamation of all the most disgusting qualities of a potential bf. My man is awesome and so is his family :)
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-23 19:32:17 EST (#)
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Grats
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-23 19:26:14 EST (#)
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Wait, are you engaged to the Shitty Boyfriend?
Eh, congrats either way, I guess.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-02-23 15:59:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-02-23 12:55:12 EST (#)
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Congrats and welcome to domestic life. Don't worry, you won't want to kill yourself for a few years yet, unless she turns into bridezilla, in which case your prognosis is dire.
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Hahaha I'm the bride. I don't think suddenly losing my shit and turning into a shrew is in the realm of possibility but I'll assume your concern was well-meaning and works the other way too. =)
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-02-23 13:43:26 EST (#)
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Oh, and congrats.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-02-23 13:42:38 EST (#)
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When did cupid grow up and turn black? FFS, now my valentines will be extra shit. Way to ruin my mojo, cupid.
*grrr*
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-02-23 12:55:12 EST (#)
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Congrats and welcome to domestic life. Don't worry, you won't want to kill yourself for a few years yet, unless she turns into bridezilla, in which case your prognosis is dire.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-02-23 11:17:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-23 08:12:18 EST (#)
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I found nothing likable in this post. You're probably an albino ginger.
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Shit, I've been discovered. *disappears in flurry of smokebombs and glitter*
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-23 08:12:18 EST (#)
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I found nothing likable in this post. You're probably an albino ginger.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-23 04:03:04 EST (#)
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Did you get engaged to this guy? He has very modern hair.
Having modern hair is very important in the 21st century. People who do not have modern hair are up to 35% more likely to create a negative impression amongst prospective employers.
That is a fact.
This leads to a reduced income and a lower ability to support offspring, however paradoxically studies show that men with modern hair are far more likely to father offspring with more traditional hairstyles! The leading theory is that whilst modern hair is more appealing to the workplace, women find more traditional hair considerably more attractive and are far more likely to have cuckoo offspring.
Personally I find this theory offensive, as it implies that most women are utter 'hos and I know that this is not the case. Rather, I believe that one's hair is a matter of nurture, not nature, and that the children simply rebel against their modern mopped fathers.
Submitted by DanielJackings (user info) at 2009-02-23 02:34:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-22 23:50:23 EST (#)
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Forgot to rate...my b.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-22 23:50:09 EST (#)
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Hahaha, I forgot to add in my post that I danced with Jesus last night, too. HA!!
His name was actually Dave.