Wrestlers Flipping Channels (1082 hits)
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Submitted by <LucidCognition.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-14 22:31:26 EDT
So I was flipping channels and I flip past the WWE. Now normally I flip past as fast as possible unless there is a very fine peice of ass ripping off the clothes of another fine peice of ass...actually only one really has to be fine, but in that case she must be the rippee not ripper. What made me stop today was a one-legged wrestler.
That's right, there was a pro wrestler with one leg. And he was wrestling...a real wrestler...with two legs. So, after cleaning up the piss in my pants, I proceed to go online and find http://smackdown.wwe.com/superstars/gowen_z/index.html# .
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Submitted by Mr._Rude (user info) at 2004-03-14 00:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish you only had one leg and no arms . . . so you couldn't type this bullshit. Go stick your one leg up your ass you fucking clown.
Submitted by LucidCognition (user info) at 2003-08-16 01:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The point of the matter was that he was one-legged. Are we going to let the Amputee's take over our way of life? We will just let them prancingly hop, wobble, or crall into the positions we have earned?
No.
We will not be wowed by their stories of accidents or bouts with cancer that just coincidently happen to remove the body part missing.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-08-15 23:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
lol Insane, OK OK OK, you probed it out of me!! I totally watch it too..and have even been to smackdown, some other one, and wrestlemania 17...that was here in Houston...lol.
ANNNDDD get this (I even made signs)...LOL.
Stop laughing..lol.
So if you wanna wrestle sweetcheeks, you better put your tighty whities on, and get ready, cuz for as long as i've been watching, I could probably beat Trish Stratus!!!.....<wink>
Queen
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-08-15 12:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congrats WWE, you have officially jumped the shark.
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-15 10:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why doesnt this kid have a wrestler name like 'Ahab' or 'Zach the Pirate' or something?
But he is a hero.
Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2003-08-15 10:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've never really been into that whole wrestling thang. Hell I don't really even care for boxing.
Give me UFC or K-1 anyday.
My favorite UFC champion is Bas Ruten, but that's only because I met him in Vegas. We played blackjack together at the 20$ tables.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-15 08:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-08-14 23:16:32 (#)
Ranking: 1
I watch it for the sake of my son and fiance.
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For some reason, I can totally see you watching wrestling queen.
I wanna wrestle YOU though!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-15 08:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
too bad the photo on the front page of that link doesn't show him with on the stump, or beating someone over the head with his fake leg.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-08-15 03:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UFC rules everyones face!
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2003-08-15 01:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
somebody has died
owen hart fell off of 4 storeys [i think...] and died instantly
everybody thought it was part of the act
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on a lighter note, UFC is the arsekickingest thing around
i just dont like that son of a bitch tito ortiz
although, fights = not long enough
Submitted by Jimmy23 (user info) at 2003-08-15 01:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i can't watch him wrestly. I mean good for him getting that far, proving the worth of cripples everywhere. But it makes my stomach turn over in a bad way. I mean, it makes me feel bad to see that guy hop around the ring. I thought his leg was tied behind his back like some kind of grudge match but nope. No leg. Ugh. Good for him, but i stopped watching that crap. UFC. Damn that shit is a whole lot better then wwe. I would put a lightweight ufc fighter against any wrestler any day of the week.
I saw a one legged skateboarder the other day at warped. That was fun. Well he had a prosethic limb, but he was still kicking ass on the half pipe.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2003-08-15 00:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Down with WWE, someone is gonna get killed. Seriously.
Submitted by LucidCognition (user info) at 2003-08-14 23:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No I dont think you have to give him props for that, he only made it because he has one leg. So its not like he worked harder, or probably even as hard as, those two-legged prospective wrestlers.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-08-14 23:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I watch it for the sake of my son and fiance. We used to all watch raw, and smackdown as a family, but have had to limit my son's access to the show b/c of how riduculas they have gotten with the whole sex issue. Raw is shitty to kids now b/c of the language used, and smackdown is going to shit b/c of sable's oversexed 40 year old wrinkly ass walking around.
I have to hand it to Zach Gowen though. I think the kid is breaking all kinds of limits in children's and adults minds as to what people can and cannot do. Whether or not wrestling is fake or not is irrevelant. Yes, all the story lines and set ups are obviously fake, but their bodies are still getting thrown around and they are still going through tables and having real physical contact with eachother. I think it's amazing and a real lesson to be learned that a one-legged, no-name, amature wrestler has now landed a contract with a billion dollar industry. You have to give the kids props for making it as far as even some 2 legged people will never see.
Queen
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-14 22:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not saying it's dumb or not entertaining or anything, just wondering what the WWE was.
And a one-legged fake wrestler is even cooler than a real one.
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2003-08-14 22:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
here on foxtel [ie cable], the description for WWE is something like this:
"more like theatresports than actual wrestling..."
i only watch it for the same reason i play games like CS and SolDat - i like to watch PRETEND things getting a new asshole, and think its real
its my 'brain=off' period of the week
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-14 22:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, guys. ^_~
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-08-14 22:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Titinita, WWF has become WWE.
Is it fake, yes. Though some people here might disagree and want to throw me through a table.
I find it quite entertaining nonetheless.
yes... I am easily entertained.
Submitted by yes at 2003-08-14 22:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet jesus on a pogo stick! HAHAHAHAAHAHA! wow, thats... nuts.
WWE is the WWF, they had to change their name 'cause the World Wildlife Foundation threw a hissyfit, or some such bullshit. Don't really know, don't really care.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-14 22:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is WWE fake wrestling? Or just the WWF? Or are they they same?