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Nothing is funny any more. (578 hits)

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Rating: -0.69 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by max lieberman (View user info) at 2009-02-24 09:49:39 EST


I lost my sense of humor this morning.

I was able to see funny things before, but for the most part, unable to describe it. Just snickering and getting odd looks from people as I wallowed in my own world of tiny movie reels playing their parts in perfectly syncopated verbal slapstick. Words would flow from the mouths of the dry and crass only to be translated in my head as laughable and affable.

Now all I can do is remember what it was like to think funny.

Stupid!

Giving up Ice Cream for Lent?

What was I thinking?


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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2009-02-27 22:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-25 02:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-25 01:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, if you wanna find funny, you need look no further than here:

http://www.ubersite.com/u/beeltea

You're welcome!

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FUNNY LOOKING


Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-25 01:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, if you wanna find funny, you need look no further than here:

http://www.ubersite.com/u/beeltea

You're welcome!

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-02-24 17:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I heard that losing your sense of humor is from some sort of brain damage.

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-02-24 09:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm +1 cause I want everyone to like me.

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that's sad.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-24 11:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I am giving up nothing - live life to excess and repent in death.

Or something.



Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-02-24 11:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shlongy, in order to give something up for Lent, you need to have stated again. You're working off of Lent 4 years ago still.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-24 10:59:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I gave up "giving out +2's" for Lent.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-24 10:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmmmm. Not sure what to make of this.

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-24 10:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't like the buffoon below.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-02-24 09:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm +1 cause I want everyone to like me. Except Sico.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-24 09:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, you're not funny. Maybe that's it?

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-24 09:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This isn't going to work as a stand alone piece. You probably should have had some of the strawberry ice cream I had last night as an attached photo for complete indulgence.


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