What are you giving up for lent? (j00z need pay no regard) (841 hits)
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Submitted by dangerdude (View user info) at 2009-02-24 19:25:20 EST
Just curious as to what simple, insignificant thing you people are giving up for lent. For you heathens out there, lent is when christians reflect on jesus's death and give up something in their lives out of respect for his sacrifice. Originally people would you know, like, fast and give up meat or what not, but now more often than not I'm hearing about women giving up shoe shopping, or guys giving up porn, or some other frivilous bullshit. Yeah people, I'm sure Geebus would be real proud of you. He may have been crucified for three days but thats nothing compared to giving up those sexy red pumps in the window at nordstrom. Whore.
Me I don't believe in all that hooey anyways, so I'll be spending my time making lent as hard as possible for all you bible thumpers out there. Giving up ice cream? I'm going to eat ice cream around you all the time. Won't buy that expensive prada bag? I will and talk about how sexy it is all the time. Giving up watching beastiality porn? Ima post that shit all over your facebook wall until I get banned. That's right, I'm going to become a fat, cross-dressing pervert whose on all sorts of government watch lists just to give you guys a hard time.
These next 40 days are going to be a blast.
Cheers.
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Submitted by AW4416 (user info) at 2009-03-01 11:26:49 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2009-02-27 22:18:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2009-02-27 22:18:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-27 15:39:51 EST (#)
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I give up talking to catholics during lent because all they can talk about is how much they miss facebook or baked beans or something.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-25 18:29:38 EST (#)
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I'm giving up handing out +2s on sorry excuses for posts.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2009-02-25 18:10:25 EST (#)
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religion
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-25 14:28:09 EST (#)
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I make it a point to ADD vices during Lent.
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2009-02-25 14:24:41 EST (#)
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Stale bread.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-25 14:14:09 EST (#)
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oh you got fucked on that review below, DD. I once had a post make to B@W just because of J00Z
Submitted by dblogg (user info) at 2009-02-25 13:36:46 EST (#)
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just because of j00z
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-25 11:40:30 EST (#)
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kindness.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-02-25 11:05:22 EST (#)
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god = alien entity
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-02-25 09:33:04 EST (#)
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Ubersite
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-02-25 08:42:26 EST (#)
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lent is when CATHOLICS reflect on jesus's death and give up something in their lives out of respect for his sacrifice.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-02-25 08:18:56 EST (#)
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"You've got to decide which side of the cross you're on. I need nailers, not hangers"
Russell Crowe--"Body of Lies"
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-02-25 08:04:40 EST (#)
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*pauses his porn vid and puts his porkchop sandwich down*
wtfareubabblingabout
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-25 07:54:53 EST (#)
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I don't believe in Lent.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-25 07:53:32 EST (#)
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Relevant linkwhore to a related and awsome post by an under rated user.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115060
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-02-25 07:48:31 EST (#)
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give up breathing, let me know how it goes...I'm behind you 100%
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-25 07:48:02 EST (#)
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"I'm going to become a fat, cross-dressing pervert whose on all sorts of government watch lists just to give you guys a hard time."
Going to become?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-25 07:34:56 EST (#)
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Jesus was killed by Italians. The Jews were stitched up.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2009-02-25 07:32:18 EST (#)
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this is the internet. nobody believes in god or lent on the internet.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-02-25 07:31:55 EST (#)
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In ancient China they used to have a punishment where they'd tatoo the crime on the criminal's face and surgically remove their kneecaps without anasthetic. They called it Bin.
So yeah, I am giving up non sequiturs.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-02-25 06:57:06 EST (#)
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"He may have been crucified for three days but thats nothing compared to giving up those sexy red pumps in the window at nordstrom."
Yes, he MAY have been crucified - or he may not have been, it may have all been bullshit. He MAY have been a Buddhist preacher who adapted buddhism for the Jews and even though repetedly saying "we are all the Children of God" his disciples still took the whole "son of god" thing way too literally. bloody Jews.
So until Jebus himself comes down here, kicks me in the nuts and says "give up some shit for lent" I'm gonna continue living my life of excess, taking drugs, abusing my body, eating whatever the fuck I want, and generally taking advantage of my youth.
God is dead and we killed him.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-02-25 06:55:05 EST (#)
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I'm so happy that I'm an anti-religious bastard.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2009-02-25 06:12:42 EST (#)
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Hate crimes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-25 03:27:41 EST (#)
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hmmm im gonna give up chocolate bars, not choclate per se, just when in bar form. In other words im not buying any twix's.
but dairy milk in a big bar form is different
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-25 01:47:11 EST (#)
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I'm giving up reading posts like this.
har har.
Actually, Ash Wednesday is my favorite of the Christian holidays. Nothing is more pure and more true:
"From dust you came; and to dust you shall return."
How poetic!
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-24 23:12:32 EST (#)
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Doodles: Most ignorant fuckstick in the universe, bar NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-02-24 22:36:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-02-24 19:52:16 EST (#)
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yeah right like anyone would give up shoes for jesus. shoes>jesus always
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awesome
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-02-24 21:55:02 EST (#)
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For me, every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-02-24 21:36:00 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-24 21:34:43 EST (#)
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I'm giving up reading your posts, Hymie.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-02-24 20:43:51 EST (#)
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Doodles I am going to ring the trolliest troll that ever trolled about and take her home this weekend in your honor.
I'll even make her call me doodles when she cums.
:D
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-24 20:36:49 EST (#)
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trolling :(
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2009-02-24 20:05:40 EST (#)
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I've given up giving things up for lent, and life.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-24 20:04:00 EST (#)
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nm, I wiki'd it.
People are funny.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-24 19:57:44 EST (#)
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wtf is lent anyway?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-02-24 19:52:16 EST (#)
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yeah right like anyone would give up shoes for jesus. shoes>jesus always
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-02-24 19:45:08 EST (#)
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What 'lishy said.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 19:29:39 EST (#)
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I gave up Catholicism for Lent a long time ago, and enjoyed the sacrifice so much I made it an eternal vow.