Guinness Book of Records (973 hits)
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Submitted by miss berry (View user info) at 2009-02-28 01:45:11 EST
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-03-05 20:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know a girl with a 12 inch waist. She was born without intestines. True story.
Upon her joyous arrival, she had to be rushed to surgery and have her stomach connected directly to what little there was of a large intestine. She almost died. Has a vicious scar from her collarbone to her hip that zig-zags just above her navel.
Still hot, though.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2009-03-03 10:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The 15 inch waist looks slightly freakish. I'm not sure if she was going for the record or going for pretty but she failed at one of them.
17 inches would look attractive without being weird as hell.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-03-02 16:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
reminds me of that weezer song, the one with the nachos.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-03-02 14:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate you too you fucking bitch.
Submitted by Sidivan (user info) at 2009-03-02 11:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm always fascinated by the Guiness Records book. I have the 2008 book sitting in my living room all the time. People come over, flip to a random page and go "Holy shit!" almost daily.
I was pissed at fucking Balderdash though because the person they had listed on the card for a world record (can't remember which one) was not the guy in 2008's edition (which I had with me at the time). Fucking old game...
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-03-02 06:04:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-01 13:48:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-28 23:44:50 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHOW ME YOUR HOLE!
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What Shlongy really means is "show me you're whole".
He's just checking to make sure you are a spiritually enlightened individual.
For real. It's just a grammatical error on his part.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-03-01 08:00:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-02-28 22:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've almost got that guy beat on tongue length. Not quite, but almost.
Ladies love Quint (if they are into 50 year old pedophile-looking fat bald guys that sweat a lot, but have long tongues).
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2009-02-28 21:57:29 EST (#)
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Humour?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-28 18:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHOW ME YOUR HOLE!
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-02-28 18:42:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-02-28 13:53:02 EST (#)
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I would so like to interview and photograph Cathie Jung.Think of it.The woman wears a corset 24 hours a day and she has a 10 inch waist.
The metal corset in this photo of her looks to be a metallic second skin or intergalactic body armor.
I have always thought corsets to be sexy and attractive.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-28 12:30:03 EST (#)
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polyuranusaj is the second tallest guy in the world.
True story.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2009-02-28 11:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good concept, but you should have tried to make it funny
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2009-02-28 09:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There is only one flaw to this post....
The woman with the fingernails was in a car accident two weeks ago, and BAM!!!!!!!!
BROKE ALL THEM FUCKING GROSS ASS NAILS.
Poor bitch gotta start all over.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-02-28 07:50:09 EST (#)
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7889890.stm
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-02-28 07:49:03 EST (#)
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That daft cunt with the fingernails was in a car crash the other day and broke all her nails! Bwahahahaha way to waste your life, dumb bitch.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-02-28 06:05:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-28 02:54:05 EST (#)
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uber early on a saturday morning - just little old me and a couple of hundred lurkers.
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shut up the only reason you think anyone here lieks you is because of your big vag where apparently you let everything in and out of.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-28 05:09:00 EST (#)
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im here and i love miss berry
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-02-28 04:43:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-28 02:54:05 EST (#)
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uber early on a saturday morning - just little old me and a couple of hundred lurkers.
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My excuse is I'm stoned, the bars are closed, and I just had to be Mr.HeyGimmeSomeAdvice to a buddy. I think I deserve a little break by looking and the folks at dear uber and saying to myself "Jeepers atleast I'm not that sorry S.O.B.". And by the way, yes I am fucking ballsy and kick ass enough to pull of saying "Jeepers"!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-28 02:54:05 EST (#)
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uber early on a saturday morning - just little old me and a couple of hundred lurkers.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-28 02:44:45 EST (#)
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If she ain't naturally got a 15 inch waist that lady is killing herself.
That tongue looks like my old mans tongue. He was shite at using it when we first met but I have honed him into a cunnilingus machine.