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The More You Know (359 hits)

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Rating: -1.76 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2009-03-03 00:14:13 EST


If you've been waiting for an update, chances are you may be gay... sure there's nothing wrong with wanting to lick another mans asshole while tickling his balls from behind... let's face it, we all had homosexual fantasies at some point...

Pouring hot wax on your lovers balls, punching him in the stomach... even fletching might sound like fun, but next time you're at a roadside rest room gobbling down a mystery cock through a glory hole, be careful, a bucket of AIDS is the last thing you want.

Albert Einstein once said "Deep down inside, we are all whores" however, being a man whore is slightly worse then being a regular crack whore.

Until next time, take care of yourselves, and each other.

Update not coming soon as I just got back to my mother country and need rest... in the mean time you can treat my update as a chain letter... if you don't send this link to 8 of your friends by 8pm tomorrow, napalm will drop on your house... if you do send it to 8 people by 8pm tomorrow, napalm will drop on Steven Baldwins house.

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=397296619

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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-03-10 04:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-03 19:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought you died.




PS. Replace "thought" with "hoped".

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PS. Replace the space between 'thought' and 'you' with 'I made sure I paid that stupid prick to make sure'

Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-03-03 19:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No, but if the plane crashed, business class is always the first to go.

It's good to be back in my country.

Eat a bowl of dicks

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-03 19:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought you died.




PS. Replace "thought" with "hoped".

Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-03-03 18:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Eat shit and live.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-03 10:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-03 06:28:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-03 05:38:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-03 03:59:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-03-03 03:58:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-03-03 02:43:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-03 01:32:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-03-03 00:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-03 10:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-03 06:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-03-03 05:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

how much fail can you put in one post?

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-03 05:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-03 03:59:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-03-03 03:58:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-03-03 02:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-03 01:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-03-03 00:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck off you faggot.

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-03-03 00:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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