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Submitted by Uberfuck (View user info) at 2009-03-03 14:18:25 EST
¿Cómo estás, bitches?
This has floated around the Net a few times. I think I first read it on the Banksy website. Anyway, worth the read.
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An extract from the diary of Lieutenant Colonel Mervin Willett Gonin DSO who was among the first British soldiers to liberate Bergen-Belsen in 1945:
I can give no adequate description of the Horror Camp in which my men and myself were to spend the next month of our lives. It was just a barren wilderness, as bare as a chicken run. Corpses lay everywhere, some in huge piles, sometimes they lay singly or in pairs where they had fallen. It took a little time to get used to seeing men women and children collapse as you walked by them and to restrain oneself from going to their assistance. One had to get used early to the idea that the individual just did not count. One knew that five hundred a day were dying and that five hundred a day were going on dying for weeks before anything we could do would have the slightest effect. It was, however, not easy to watch a child choking to death from diptheria when you knew a tracheotomy and nursing would save it, one saw women drowning in their own vomit because they were too weak to turn over, and men eating worms as they clutched a half loaf of bread purely because they had to eat worms to live and now could scarcely tell the difference. Piles of corpses, naked and obscene, with a woman too weak to stand proping herself against them as she cooked the food we had given her over an open fire; men and women crouching down just anywhere in the open relieving themselves of the dysentary which was scouring their bowels, a woman standing stark naked washing herself with some issue soap in water from a tank in which the remains of a child floated.
It was shortly after the British Red Cross arrived, though it may have no connection, that a very large quantity of lipstick arrived. This was not at all what we men wanted, we were screaming for hundreds and thousands of other things and I don't know who asked for lipstick. I wish so much that I could discover who did it, it was the action of genius, sheer unadulterated brilliance. I believe nothing did more for these internees than the lipstick. Women lay in bed with no sheets and no nightie but with scarlet red lips, you saw them wandering about with nothing but a blanket over their shoulders, but with scarlet red lips. I saw a woman dead on the post mortem table and clutched in her hand was a piece of lipstick. At last someone had done something to make them individuals again, they were someone, no longer merely the number tatooed on the arm. At last they could take an interest in their appearance. That lipstick started to give them back their humanity.
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It got me thinking. Was the entire Holocaust an eloborate ploy by the make-up industry to boost sales? Far-fetched perhaps, but possible. Look at how glossy and superficial western society has become since.
The economy is in shambles? No worries! Sephora has the amazing new Stila lip gloss that is totally hot.
Unemployment rising? Let's go get pedicures and drink champagne, than get whored up and hit the clubs.
Stock market hit new lows? Grab you Louis Vuitton bag and let's stock up on new eyeliner. Lavender is a must this season!
It's all a fucking conspiracy. They gave way free make-up to the survivors of Bergen-Belsen and it started rolling down hill like a snowball, getting bigger and bigger. Eventually the 50's housewife bullshit disappeared and chicks started watching Sex and the City, Lipstick Jungle, Desperate Housewives, etc. They said they were free of the bonds of male servitude, but they were wrong! They are now in the bonds of lipstick servitude. And handbag servitude!
Everytime you apply your NARS lip gloss, you are killing Jews. Remember that shit.
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***** editor's note *****
The above is what happens when three independent events happen at once. Those being:
1) you are a fucking loser
2) you didn't take your medication
3) you remembered your Ubersite password after 5 years of not visiting the website
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-03-20 03:16:11 EDT (#)
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OK, SEE YOU IN 2014.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-03-10 04:51:22 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2009-03-07 19:25:12 EST (#)
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+2 for old schoolaz
Submitted by dblogg (user info) at 2009-03-05 08:12:22 EST (#)
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No Porn but makes me want to go drag all of the sudden.. lmao
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-03-04 00:34:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Uberfuck (user info) at 2009-03-03 14:18:46 EST (#)
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I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Smithers
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-03 19:56:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Uberfuck (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:53:46 EST (#)
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A "mom" joke? Is that supposed to be funny?
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Only Method's mom.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-03 18:44:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:54:32 EST (#)
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up in there
Submitted by Uberfuck (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:53:46 EST (#)
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A "mom" joke? Is that supposed to be funny?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:53:22 EST (#)
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Word on the street is you can drive an Escalade sitting 6 deep and still have room to flash gang-signs.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:52:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Uberfuck (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:45:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:42:15 EST (#)
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I only wish I forget the terrible smell emanating from Methods Mom's burnt cooter.
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Is Method still hanging around here?
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His Mom is still hanging around fine purveyors of friend chicken. Cause dats where da brothas are at!
Submitted by Uberfuck (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:45:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:42:15 EST (#)
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I only wish I forget the terrible smell emanating from Methods Mom's burnt cooter.
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Is Method still hanging around here?
Submitted by Uberfuck (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:44:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-03 15:01:07 EST (#)
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I've read it before, and it was an incredible statement. And entirely true, the Nazi's put a huge effort into not just exterminating, but first destroying their entire sense of humanity. This was done both to eliminate any resistance and make the process easier, and also to dehumanize them to the point that it would reduce the moral rejection by the troops charged with killing them, as they would begin to see them as subhuman animals.
Based on your commentary, you entirely missed the point of it all.
STFU.
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I didn't miss the point jackass. Do you honestly think I was being serious? Did you not see the attempt at humor, no matter how poor it may have been? I actually love the story and that's why I've hung on to it for a number of years.
But the real point of all this is that this ubersite place is still as big of a joke 5 years later. The posts aren't fiction or commentary, but utter crap. I love it. It kind of parallels my life.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:43:47 EST (#)
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Are you kidding? Her snatch smells like fried chicken and watermelon. It's awesome.
If you're black.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:42:15 EST (#)
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I only wish I forget the terrible smell emanating from Methods Mom's burnt cooter.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:37:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:28:21 EST (#)
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I only WISH I could forget my password...
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Who the hell are you?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:35:57 EST (#)
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I only wish I could forget Bubba-ped.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-03 17:28:21 EST (#)
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I only WISH I could forget my password...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-03 16:42:58 EST (#)
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i feel this was false advertising, i clicked on this post so fast i sent a power surge through my room
Submitted by PioneerBill (user info) at 2009-03-03 15:33:02 EST (#)
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Where have you been?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-03-03 15:23:45 EST (#)
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I would suggest losing your password again, right quick.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-03 15:01:07 EST (#)
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I've read it before, and it was an incredible statement. And entirely true, the Nazi's put a huge effort into not just exterminating, but first destroying their entire sense of humanity. This was done both to eliminate any resistance and make the process easier, and also to dehumanize them to the point that it would reduce the moral rejection by the troops charged with killing them, as they would begin to see them as subhuman animals.
Based on your commentary, you entirely missed the point of it all.
STFU.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-03-03 14:21:57 EST (#)
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No porn? Fuck you.
Submitted by Uberfuck (user info) at 2009-03-03 14:18:46 EST (#)
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I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Smithers