Fuck the Flu! ...and Shitty Movies Too! ...but Yay Vicodin! (Drugged out Camwhore) (2392 hits)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (View user info) at 2009-03-04 11:12:35 EST
In my 26 years of stealing your oxygen I have sucessfully avoided contracting the influenza virus, that is until my diagnosis yesterday. Because of never having had the flu I was not aware of what the symptoms were other than hearing complaints from other people. I was starting to feel a bit under the weather Saturday night and it progressively got worse culminating with a shit show yesterday. I woke up and as soon as I opened my eyes it felt as though my temples were about to implode. If I moved my eyes in any peripheral direction I felt as though my sockets were being wrenched tother. Compound that with the the sore throat, coughing, and general discomfort and I figured it was time to go see the doctor.
I waited too long for an anti-viral medicine so I was given the standard anti-bacterial and given the rest of the week off. Today, I feel just as shitty and although I don't have a thermometer here I'm sure that I'm registering the same 101 degrees I did yesterday at the dr.'s office. This is news to me but has anyone ever gotten vicodin for the flu? Don't get me wrong, I don't think I'd be able to open my eyes or move without it yesterday or today but I've never heard of a doctor prescribing vicodin for the flu.
I'm at home, barely mobile and that brings me to the Shitty Movies portion of the title. I guess the premium channels show shit movies during the day. I would like to be out playing in the snow but having no energy or will to do anything I have reluctantly sat through one shitty movie that made me chuckle occasionally. Please don't waste your time with "Top Secret!" starring Val Kilmer. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088286/ And especially don't waste your time with "The Last Dragon" starring Taimak and Vanity. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089461/ Somehow I've been attracted to them and have been watching them both. Maybe it's the vicodin.
i've got to quit now because I feel like I'm going to burst from my ears and eyes.
Shalom.
Have a good (better than me, anyway) week.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-03-20 03:14:27 EDT (#)
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ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-10 08:52:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-09 17:56:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-03-09 21:36:11 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2009-03-07 12:26:44 EST (#)
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Seriously?? This is what passes for Uber "heat" these days? Some douchebag "Junior Chemist" that everybody hates and who keeps posting with an army of alters (pathetic) no matter how many times he gets banned and clearly demonstrates his worth to this world by only posting pictures of (a) disgusting naked women who have made the egregious mistake of sleeping with him or (b) his daily bowel movements. And his real life pal...some insufferable horse-faced stoner attention-whore twat who can't shut the fuck up about ANYTHING...AT ANY TIME?
Really??? Ok...I'm glad I stopped by. Carry on Uber. You're clearly in good hands!
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And the truth shall set you free.
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Oh really? The shepherd and sheep follow. Any of you morons know that 85% of all camwhores shoot to most heated clearly debunking your savior Badlands and his/her assumptive prowess. You people are bleak.
ONLY I AM TRULY AWESOME!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-09 17:56:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-03-09 21:36:11 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2009-03-07 12:26:44 EST (#)
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Seriously?? This is what passes for Uber "heat" these days? Some douchebag "Junior Chemist" that everybody hates and who keeps posting with an army of alters (pathetic) no matter how many times he gets banned and clearly demonstrates his worth to this world by only posting pictures of (a) disgusting naked women who have made the egregious mistake of sleeping with him or (b) his daily bowel movements. And his real life pal...some insufferable horse-faced stoner attention-whore twat who can't shut the fuck up about ANYTHING...AT ANY TIME?
Really??? Ok...I'm glad I stopped by. Carry on Uber. You're clearly in good hands!
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And the truth shall set you free.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-03-09 17:36:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2009-03-07 12:26:44 EST (#)
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Seriously?? This is what passes for Uber "heat" these days? Some douchebag "Junior Chemist" that everybody hates and who keeps posting with an army of alters (pathetic) no matter how many times he gets banned and clearly demonstrates his worth to this world by only posting pictures of (a) disgusting naked women who have made the egregious mistake of sleeping with him or (b) his daily bowel movements. And his real life pal...some insufferable horse-faced stoner attention-whore twat who can't shut the fuck up about ANYTHING...AT ANY TIME?
Really??? Ok...I'm glad I stopped by. Carry on Uber. You're clearly in good hands!
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And the truth shall set you free.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-03-09 17:31:54 EDT (#)
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You're fucking hardcore man
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-06 20:47:12 EST (#)
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Clearly making a difference, below.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2009-03-06 20:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously?? This is what passes for Uber "heat" these days? Some douchebag "Junior Chemist" that everybody hates and who keeps posting with an army of alters (pathetic) no matter how many times he gets banned and clearly demonstrates his worth to this world by only posting pictures of (a) disgusting naked women who have made the egregious mistake of sleeping with him or (b) his daily bowel movements. And his real life pal...some insufferable horse-faced stoner attention-whore twat who can't shut the fuck up about ANYTHING...AT ANY TIME?
Really??? Ok...I'm glad I stopped by. Carry on Uber. You're clearly in good hands!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-06 19:22:55 EST (#)
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50% of them are definitely in the running.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-03-06 18:47:26 EST (#)
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i think simon and this sage cunt are the most vile people alive
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-06 18:20:01 EST (#)
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I did crack myself up with that zinger below, robby roo.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-06 17:11:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-06 15:39:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-06 10:56:19 EST (#)
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1hr 1 minute retirement
Also known as "The rob_berg™"
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-06 17:09:25 EST (#)
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Okay, but what you're really saying is that sage's logic is flawed (not mine) as I never said she was making any sense, that just seems to be what she's doing. So, yeah, sage is retarded and your auto -2s forever still stand.
I'm glad we could come together and sort this out.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-06 16:39:30 EST (#)
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Haiku, great plan man! Because I'm oh! so supportive of people on here....
failed logic, you see?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-06 16:33:34 EST (#)
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You're probably right, I'll take the opposite approach of useless twat and blame it on a combination of being too sober and Battlefront.
So, wasn't sage talking all kinds of shit on you as recently as a week ago?
I suppose now that more of ubersite has taken it upon themselves to let her know how frustrating she can be, she's come running back to you for support. I'm still crossing my fingers for a "gotcha, sage isn't real!" post in the near future.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-06 16:25:52 EST (#)
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Terrible attempt at humor, in nerd fashion...below :(
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-06 16:20:59 EST (#)
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It looks as though sage's transformation to the mind bogglingly retarded side is now complete, with some help from her master, the shit post lord sicosemen.
It's only a matter of time before their alter army destroys us all.
DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUH-DUUUN DUN DUH-DUUUN
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-06 15:39:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-06 10:56:19 EST (#)
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1hr 1 minute retirement
Also known as "The rob_berg".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-06 15:38:12 EST (#)
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Sage- be careful when you slap your head.
I fear that your miniature brain will not be floating around in your cranium like a ship lost at sea and you will end up with three or four of your teeth stuck in your hand.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-06 13:20:09 EST (#)
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Awwww, see? "Dangerous VD!!!" actually loves me...or else he wouldn't spend so much time creating such long post-reviews in my honor (http://www.ubersite.com/m/121313#2866962), nor would he mention me in his posts (http://www.ubersite.com/m/121311) nor his alter's (http://www.ubersite.com/m/120391).
It's ok, Dr. VD (see how I do dat dere?), you're one of many of my secret admirers. I've gotten flowers twice in a week at work...both from a "secret admirer". Is it you, DR, IS IT YOU??
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-06 12:14:10 EST (#)
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fucking whiner
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-06 12:09:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-06 11:20:27 EST (#)
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This post gets e-humped because SICO created it, PLANET. Don't you have a wife you are supposed to be dieting for?
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SOMEONE hasn't had their dose of vicodin this morning...
me neither...
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-06 11:20:27 EST (#)
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This post gets e-humped because SICO created it, PLANET. Don't you have a wife you are supposed to be dieting for?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-06 11:11:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-03-06 16:08:31 GMT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-06 10:47:24 EST (#)
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i have no doubt that sage will be back
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:(
say it isn't true missa'
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ITS AS TRUE AS ENGLAND BEING INVOLVED IN A BORING TEST MATCH.
72/1 AT LUNCH :(
AGAINST THE WEST INDIES :(
im going home
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-03-06 11:08:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-06 10:47:24 EST (#)
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i have no doubt that sage will be back
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:(
say it isn't true missa'
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-03-06 11:05:15 EST (#)
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Holy fuck what an annoying bitch!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-06 11:05:07 EST (#)
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:(
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-06 11:02:17 EST (#)
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wow, we are still E-humping this post I see...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-06 10:59:01 EST (#)
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There wasn't a retirement, only TALKS of a retirement, EI. A retirement would have included a post saying "fuck you uber" or something along those lines.
Anyway I'm Sico's alter so it doesn't matter...Sage will never retire because Sage = Sico and Sico never dies!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-06 10:56:19 EST (#)
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1hr 1 minute retirement
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-06 10:54:00 EST (#)
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Eh, I'm not a wuss. I forgot that DR is VD...he's allowed to pick on me. EI I love and he's allowed to pick on me. Shlongy's just bitter 'cause my Mom went back to her husband and told him to stop stalking her...now he's moved onto me and I won't show him my hole. Whoever else commented on me wasn't important or memorable enough to mention here.
Oh yeah, Haiku said something...he's only memorable 'cause per his camwhores he reminds me of my gay drum major in high school. He's actually a teacher now...good for him. Otherwise, I already know Haiku's a cunt and his comments are fine too.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-06 10:47:24 EST (#)
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i have no doubt that sage will be back.
why pick panesar, oooh yes he looks indian so he must be able to spin it, excuse me, he couldnt spin a top, he's rubbish at batting, bowling and fielding. thats really rubbish in case you dont know cricket. its like lance armstrong with no legs.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-03-06 10:42:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-06 09:39:40 EST (#)
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Actually I'm just gonna retire it without giving it to anyone.
Toodles.
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*blinks*
*goes to slide on knees across rug*
*hesitates*
*packs sleeping kids into car, drives to 24 hour hardware store*
*leaves car running"
*runs back and heaves limp sleeping bodies over shouders"
*runs back to hardware store*
*purchases 8 metres of weedmat*
*pays*
*asks assistant to carry it to car, open passenger side door and push seat forward*
*throws lightest kid in back and ties heaviest to roof*
*gets home*
*uncerimoniously unravels weedmat*
*runs to kitchen and gets dishwashing concentrate*
*gets shitty with its nozzle and unscrews it and shakes concentrate all over weedmat*
*takes a big fucking run up, slides on knees, thrusts fists in air and makes mental note to not leave kids in and on the car after 8am in the autumn humidity*
best day ever.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-06 10:25:28 EST (#)
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sorry im keeping updated on the cricket i cant be talking about your weiner or your bonorphone
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-06 10:18:23 EST (#)
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Emission, it means grab my weiner and speak into the bonerphone!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-06 10:17:45 EST (#)
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skate if off?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-06 10:01:32 EST (#)
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Actually, I'm the opposite of e-uber-cool, but whatever.
I forgot that you were doing that.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-06 10:01:14 EST (#)
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dooby dooby do
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-06 09:53:57 EST (#)
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I'll be beer-tubbing it at BJ's from 8:30-2:30, dorkus. $3 domestics and $4 imports...with the exception of Sam Adams and Yuengling which are also $4...come out and grab a beer fast! You dont even have to go very far...I'll be right fucking by the front door.
And I can only hope and aspire to be someday as e-uber-cool as YOU, Sir Sico VI.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-06 09:49:00 EST (#)
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Actually I don't know where you'll be.
Also, you have a long way to go before you reach the status of hate that I receive. I worked hard for it and embrace it instead of getting huffy and puffy like you :)
SKATE IF OFF, MOTHER BITCHES!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-06 09:46:19 EST (#)
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Well you know where I'll be (HA!!). Yous should come out, even if it's just for a little bit!
What gets me is how I manage to annoy people who have nothing to do with me. It's like they e-stalk me to find where I make comments just to tell me to STFU. Honestly, I'm pretty amused by it all, but its annoying to ME that they even do it. It's actually really strange...here I am minding my own business (albeit interjecting an "oh, snap!!" type comment), stopped into uber to tell YOU something funny (cause fuck emailing you), and the KKK of hating Sage comes flocking and flying in just to sing me the STFU chorus. LOL
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-06 09:42:01 EST (#)
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Don't be a pussy. Everyone wins that way. Stay and annoy the shit out of them. It'll be more fun that way. I'm debating on whether or not I want to try going out tonight. My best (female) friend is in town.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-06 09:39:40 EST (#)
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Actually I'm just gonna retire it without giving it to anyone.
Toodles.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-06 09:38:14 EST (#)
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Insulting people is not something I'd ever want to be good at anyway.
People here are rude, end of story. Its ridiculous and I dont have time for all this nonsense.
Hey Sico...want my Sage account?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-06 09:34:04 EST (#)
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Fat wives, living in basements, etc. That's the extent of your insults, something that was funny in the 90's?
Do you see that long winded response you just made? That's why people are calling you names, because of all the unnecessary banter you just made that accomplished nothing more than validating the "STFU SAGE" comments.
Just F.Y.I.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-06 09:24:16 EST (#)
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Hahaha, this is nonsense.
I wasn't being a twat, you assholes. I was pointing out that Hidden's comment was ridiculous and laughing at what Caul said when he called him out.
Danger, Shlongy, EI et al...go choke on each others' dicks and slurp more cum from the circle jerk that is the "hate on Sage!!" clan.
I dont need to make any excuses for my behavior. I get high and say silly things...what the hell is wrong with that? And Hidden...wow...you agree with the whole "dont use being drunk/high as an excuse for your behavior" yet you said that being "drunk 24/7 made me a dick"...seems a bit hypocritical to me.
Look.
I'm not trying to be a bitch...why are you people such a bunch of insufferably hateful bastards?
SEriously. FUCK YOU. I dont care if you think I'm a stupid twat...I live my life and base my happiness OFF the intarwebs, AND it pisses me off that people have the audacity to come at others with such hate all the fucking time.
IT'S RELENTLESS!! Are you guys EVER fucking happy or content with your lives? Seriously? ARe you that unhappy with your fat fucking wives and damp basement-like surroundings that your only beacon of hope and happiness is to come to the bright shiny screen of your laptop/desktop and spew hate on unsuspecting people who mean no fucking harm? Seriously...GIVE IT A FUCKING REST...IT'S TIRED.
*slaps forehead*
THAT'S RIGHT!!! GOLLY ME, HOW COULD I FORGET? IT'S TRENDY TO BE UBER-MEAN ON UBERSITE!!! So...on that note...CARRY ON.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-06 09:11:23 EST (#)
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no, i wasn't talking about you.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-06 09:01:37 EST (#)
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Who knew that when I posted this Hidden and Caul's pussy would get exposed?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-03-06 08:30:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-06 08:00:32 EST (#)
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guess who else is in their late 20s and shouldn't be getting fucked up and making excuses anymore?"""
and are you suggesting i'm getting fucked up and making excuses?
i hope you're talking about someone else cuz i almost never drink.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-06 07:58:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-06 07:21:49 EST (#)
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you're so awesome for catching me being a massive hypocrite.
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i know, right? :-)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-06 07:21:49 EST (#)
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precisely why i don't drink 24/7 anymore. it made me act like a dick.
you're so awesome for catching me being a massive hypocrite. the difference is that i was young and drunk all the time. i'm now in my late 20s. guess who else is in their late 20s and shouldn't be getting fucked up and making excuses anymore? everyone has to grow up sometime.
but congratulations. really. you got me.
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girls - GIRLS! You know who's a massive hypocrite? Lungfish.
this is lungfish. "oh, i'm going to give up smoking."
months later this is lungfish banging on in one of his stupid posts: "I was looking at rocks and struck a match on an apache and lit a cigarette, I inhaled deeply and thought about cowboys and dan fogelberg."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-06 08:00:32 EST (#)
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guess who else is in their late 20s and shouldn't be getting fucked up and making excuses anymore?"""
and are you suggesting i'm getting fucked up and making excuses?
i hope you're talking about someone else cuz i almost never drink.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-06 07:58:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-06 07:21:49 EST (#)
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you're so awesome for catching me being a massive hypocrite.
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i know, right? :-)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-06 07:21:49 EST (#)
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precisely why i don't drink 24/7 anymore. it made me act like a dick.
you're so awesome for catching me being a massive hypocrite. the difference is that i was young and drunk all the time. i'm now in my late 20s. guess who else is in their late 20s and shouldn't be getting fucked up and making excuses anymore? everyone has to grow up sometime.
but congratulations. really. you got me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-06 04:20:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-03-06 01:45:16 GMT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-05 18:52:45 CST (#)
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pretty much took the words out of my mouth before i could say it. i can't stand it when someone thinks it's acceptable to use being high or drunk as an excuse for their behavior. i smoke the dankest shit around and i still manage to keep myself composed.
i pretty much only look at uber when i'm high and i'm not an insufferable bore.
hopefully.
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I would merely like to add that being high cannot be used as an excuse for being a twat. Not when your typing anyway. Well, no bigger twat than she already is.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-06 00:30:22 EST (#)
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O_O below
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-05 19:52:45 EST (#)
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i can't stand it when someone thinks it's acceptable to use being high or drunk as an excuse for their behavior.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-05 15:32:25 EST (#)
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do you have anything else for me? maybe you can find something else i said in 2002 when i was drunk 24/7
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-03-05 20:45:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-05 18:52:45 CST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-05 18:41:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-05 12:39:55 PST (#)
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Look.
Sage = stoner.
Stoner Sage says stoner sayings.
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There are other people on here who smoke a lot of weed and don't act like you, it's not an acceptable excuse *every* time.
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pretty much took the words out of my mouth before i could say it. i can't stand it when someone thinks it's acceptable to use being high or drunk as an excuse for their behavior. i smoke the dankest shit around and i still manage to keep myself composed.
i pretty much only look at uber when i'm high and i'm not an insufferable bore.
hopefully.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-05 20:24:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-05 02:19:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-03-04 20:51:01 PST (#)
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well this whole shameful event was gay as fuck for all concerned.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-05 20:16:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-03-05 15:51:09 EST (#)
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STFU sage you insufferable twat. Seriously, shut, the fuck, up.
I never thought that I'd be saying this to a non-fat chick but seriously..SHUT THE FUCK UP, SAGE.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-05 19:52:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-05 18:41:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-05 12:39:55 PST (#)
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Look.
Sage = stoner.
Stoner Sage says stoner sayings.
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There are other people on here who smoke a lot of weed and don't act like you, it's not an acceptable excuse *every* time.
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pretty much took the words out of my mouth before i could say it. i can't stand it when someone thinks it's acceptable to use being high or drunk as an excuse for their behavior. i smoke the dankest shit around and i still manage to keep myself composed.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-05 18:41:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-05 12:39:55 PST (#)
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Look.
Sage = stoner.
Stoner Sage says stoner sayings.
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There are other people on here who smoke a lot of weed and don't act like you, it's not an acceptable excuse *every* time. A good friend of mine once gave me some very good advice, "Just because you're on drugs doesn't mean you have to act stupid." I ignore it sometimes, but you should at least think about it...please.
Danger Ranger's advice isn't bad, either.
Sico, seriously, you have auto -2s from me forever just for telling this woman about ubersite.
I'm sure you'll understand.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-05 17:00:37 EST (#)
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Easy Danger, Sage just wants to "belong."
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-03-05 15:51:09 EST (#)
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STFU sage you insufferable twat. Seriously, shut, the fuck, up.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-05 15:39:55 EST (#)
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Look.
Sage = stoner.
Stoner Sage says stoner sayings.
Scoff at Sage's stoner-ish sayings, sheesh!
Enough.
Hidden, I <3 you like fat kids love cake, and I dont think you're anything like Jack McCallum, but when I read your comment it is easy to see how anyone could take that the way they did. Even you can't blame 'em, and it doesn't appear that you're trying to. Caul just called you out on it, you can count on him for that bullshit.
I just thought it was kinda funny what he said...particularly the latter statement that no1 is "just another canuck..." or whatever the fuck he said. When I was high it was funny, that's all. Don't count on me to be the barometer of who's funny/not funny or who's been clowned/not clowned, mmmmmmmmkay?
:)
*tends to Hidden's bruised ego*
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-05 15:32:25 EST (#)
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i don't see humor in butchering innocent people either. the humor was supposed to be derived from the sarcastic tone of it (i understand typed words have no inflection, but you're supposed to be sharp enough to pick up on it), which means i sound like i'm for something i'm actually against. i really don't know why i'm trying to convince a stranger on the Internet what my true character is. i don't really care what you think.
and you're right, i was over-joyed to go to Iraq. my job helped save the lives of soldiers and innocent Iraqis. i would not have gone for any other reason. the other motivation for me going was to see what was going on there for myself. and i did.
so i did a hell of a lot more than you did by standing by and just bitching, which makes you a bitch, bitch.
and the day you can convince me i'm anything like that racist cat-herder, McCallum, i'll eat a gun.
do you have anything else for me? maybe you can find something else i said in 2002 when i was drunk 24/7 and we can have a big argument about it. come on, it'll be fun! or maybe sage can stop by and say i got clowned again. i hope not though. it might make me cry to have my Internet ego bruised so badly.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-05 15:31:51 EST (#)
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Needed more corrections than "*you're", below.
;)
<3 Sage
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-05 15:23:59 EST (#)
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*you're
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-05 15:13:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-04 23:14:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-04 22:08:09 EST (#)
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i guess the humor is lost on you and your alter.
and i don't give a shit what you say about Obama.
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i'm sure it was only a "joke". still, it's not exactly the opposition you claimed to have.
and yes you give a shit.
cuz not so long ago we were like internet friends (lol) but since i called you out on your lies and laughed at your ghetto prez, you've turned into a bitch.
and no1hasdis is not my alter. i think that's pretty obvious if you compare the quality of our english. he's just another canuck who happens think you're full of shit
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Hidden is just like Jack, if more then one person calls him out on his bullshit, he right away assumes they must be an alter and/or sycophant. "Nobody else could possibly not think I'm totally cool, honest, and all my ideas are genius". Give me a break.
And even if it was a "joke" then your right. I guess I don't see the humour in promoting the butchery of innocent woman and children because ytour jeep needs oil, the burning of the capital city of a sovereign nation to the ground, and your other "jokes". Especially when that is what was actually happening, and you were over-joyed to be going over. But whatever, maybe I just have a lousy sense of humour and didn't get the "joke".
You know who else likes to make "jokes" about butchering innocent civilians in their home countries? Jack McCallum. Come to think of it, your like him in more ways then one.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-05 14:40:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-05 09:58:02 GMT (#)
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you have AIDS
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If this is true, when I have kids can I bring them round to play with you? I heard it's better to get these things out of the way when they're still young, apparently AIDS can be really nasty if you get it later in life.
Or is that Mumps?
Whatever. Better safe than sorry.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-03-05 14:28:36 EST (#)
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yay vicodin!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-05 13:19:08 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/121313#2866534
That is the "clowning" I was speaking of.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121313#2866503
That is Hidden's comment which sparked Caul's "clowning".
Eh, semantics, opinions, et. al, etc.
You are right that I will say (just about) anything to (just about) anyone for (any kind of) attention.
IT'S CAUSE I'M AN ATTENTIONZ WHORER!!
Takes one to know one, Sico. ;)
HOPE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER AND DRINKING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ORANGE JUICE, ETC.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-03-05 13:19:02 EST (#)
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Here's some sound advice:
Take 20 grand and short the following stocks.
JPM MS MGA GS VNO WFC BFS BAC
Jobless Situation report comes out tomorrow morning, and it will be a killer.
If you doubt it just check out yesterdays MBA report coupled with ISM Factory Orders.
Next week is shitville for anyone that was stupid enough to go long.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-05 11:57:03 EST (#)
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Sage will say anything for attention...to any one.
I KID!
I didn't see a "clowning" but then again I wasn't looking nor was I aware that we were taking sides so someone would notice us :)
CONGRATS ON FINISHING SCHOOL
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2009-03-05 09:26:05 EST (#)
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i used to take vicodin for allergies, colds, the flu, breakfast, hunger, insomnia, drowsiness, depression, lunch, headaches, sprains, aches, dry eyes, stubbed toes, and dinner.
It's a miracle drug.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-05 04:58:02 EST (#)
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you have AIDS
the ghey one :)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-05 02:19:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-03-04 20:51:01 PST (#)
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well this whole shameful event was gay as fuck for all concerned.
====
FOR THE REVIEWS
especially mine
BUT MOSTLY APOLLO'S
he's silly
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2009-03-05 00:50:03 EST (#)
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Scruffy face + bed head + big blue eyes = Dr. House = Vicodan
basic math there
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-05 00:02:14 EST (#)
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hidden, spare me the fake laid back and mature attitude.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-03-04 23:51:01 EST (#)
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well this whole shameful event was gay as fuck for all concerned.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-04 23:33:23 EST (#)
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PS: SICO'S SMELLY STUPID SARCASTIC SICKNESS SITS SHITTING SANS STOPPING, SOPPING SLOPPILY STREAMING SINCE SEVENTY SIX.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-04 23:27:48 EST (#)
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Oh, SNAP, MOTHERFUCKER!!
I think you just got clowned a wee bit there, Hidden, especially since I did read that comment of yours.
I still love you though, man...and I'm also saying this to break the tensions...but it's TRUE...I do love you bunches, see? xoxoxoxoxoxo <3
Ok...
I only came to this post because I'm DONE FOR THE SEMESTER MOTHER BITCHES...OFFICIALLY. Monday was the dress rehearsal...I finished my paper but now I've reviewed the project and hit submit on it, yeeeeeeaaaayyy-yeah!!
Also, check out the new Robin Thicke joint..."Dreamworld"...it's DOPE!!
(Speaking of dope, I smoked a lot just now (NOT CRACK DUMMIES) so that should explain all of the above. BYE!! <3)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-04 23:25:27 EST (#)
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like i give a shit if you believe it was a joke. or if you misinterpreted some shit i said about Iraq. no one cares how clever you think you are.
and you're not pushing anyone's buttons by calling Obama names. the guy has done more with his life than you, so say whatever you want, no one is outraged like you think.
so now that we've gotten that out of the way, are you done yet? i really have no desire to have any more exchanges with you. but i'm willing to bet you're going to lay it on even thicker now. you've always been pretty childish like that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-04 23:14:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-04 22:08:09 EST (#)
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i guess the humor is lost on you and your alter.
and i don't give a shit what you say about Obama.
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i'm sure it was only a "joke". still, it's not exactly the opposition you claimed to have.
and yes you give a shit.
cuz not so long ago we were like internet friends (lol) but since i called you out on your lies and laughed at your ghetto prez, you've turned into a bitch.
and no1hasdis is not my alter. i think that's pretty obvious if you compare the quality of our english. he's just another canuck who happens think you're full of shit.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-04 22:08:09 EST (#)
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i guess the humor is lost on you and your alter.
and i don't give a shit what you say about Obama.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-04 19:40:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-04 13:48:43 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/5766#14814
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lol
but he was just "joking"
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-04 19:29:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-04 08:22:06 PST (#)
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dude, vicodin for the flu? thats the greatest doctor ever.
whats next, percoset for acne?
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Sorry you are sick.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-03-04 16:04:24 EST (#)
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Last time I had the flu I got stuck watching 'Sleepover' it was a horrible horrible day.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-03-04 15:48:24 EST (#)
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Yay for not showing us poop.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2009-03-04 14:26:03 EST (#)
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I'm making chili. You can have some.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-03-04 13:59:32 EST (#)
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a "possible sinis infection" hmm? 20 bucks says the AB is for an std, any takers?
sorry you're sick though. doctors overprescribe meds all the time. i once got vicodin for tonsilitis yet when i broke a bone that couldn't be set in a cast and hurt like hell, they only gave me tylenol with codeine. vicodin is one of the most overprescribed meds. I've been on extra strength vicodin since may for a stomach condition that narcotics actually tend to make worse or hurt more. makes sense right? i can never have morphine again without thinking my abdomen is going to explode
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-04 13:50:57 EST (#)
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Good.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-04 13:48:43 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/5766#14814
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-04 13:36:33 EST (#)
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TTOM, read below. It's because I could possibly have a sinus infection as well as the flu.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-03-04 13:26:31 EST (#)
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You were given an antibacterial for a viral infection....thats just fantastic modern medicine regime for you.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-04 13:21:28 EST (#)
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I feel like an inside out asshole that has been scrubbed with barbed wire.
Seriously, fuck the flu?
AND WHAT? WE have a black president?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-04 13:19:29 EST (#)
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aaaw, hidden is still mad that we laughed at his nigger president :°(
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-04 13:16:57 EST (#)
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I honestly thought this post was going to be a pic of a toilet full of diarrhea. Glad it wasn't.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-04 13:06:59 EST (#)
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you learning sign language or something?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:56:19 EST (#)
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Feel better soon sico!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:53:50 EST (#)
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horrid coloured tshirt
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:52:03 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117491
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:41:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:36:43 EST (#)
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Caul, quit trying. No one has ever listened to you. You are a token around here and that's the only reason anyone tolerates you. Kindly leave this post and again, quit trying.
Thanks.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:40:31 EST (#)
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Everyone that has an account is tolerated in one form or another, stupid.
I'm leaving for a nice lunch and some tiger woods on playstation. I will be back to continue this banter...or not. I can't tell.
viva wheat wraps.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:38:44 EST (#)
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perhaps, but at least i'm tolerated
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:38:02 EST (#)
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I'm older than Bill Clinton's balls.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:37:05 EST (#)
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Top Secret made me laugh when I was a teenager, therefore it must be good.
That is all.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:36:43 EST (#)
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Caul, quit trying. No one has ever listened to you. You are a token around here and that's the only reason anyone tolerates you. Kindly leave this post and again, quit trying.
Thanks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:35:51 EST (#)
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Who gives a shit? Not moi.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:32:36 EST (#)
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Ok, I concede. Top Secret! had some pretty good lines in it. Sheesh!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:32:03 EST (#)
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it's not a joke.
you look like jaypeg and you must stfu.
pretty simple, really.
i'll repeat it ad nauseam until one day, i hope, you stfu.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:31:31 EST (#)
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"German teaching tape: Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen. "
"Hillary Flammond: Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament?
Blindman: In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual. "
"If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory."
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:27:24 EST (#)
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No, really caul. Please, use your same "joke" that you've been using for so long and make more funny for us so we can all laugh. Go ahead, we'll wait because we know that it just keeps getting funnier and more original.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAH @ jaypeg. OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA! Barnyard owl.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:25:35 EST (#)
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Not exactly, I'm more holding my head up as I feel like complete ass. Also, I have pretty good coverage on my face to cover that up. At 170 and 6'0" I only have a couple double/triple chins anyhow.
For lunch I'm gonna have a rice and homeade chili wheat wrap. Who wants to make it for me?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:25:34 EST (#)
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what did i just say?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:23:07 EST (#)
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You're covering your double chin, aren't you? I have a friend who does the same thing. He'll rest his chin on someone's shoulder or just pose like you are any time a picture is being taken.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:21:10 EST (#)
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OMG CAUL, you keep getting funnier. No, please, don't stop. More funny!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:18:52 EST (#)
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stfu jaypeg
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:16:39 EST (#)
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PPS: If you haven't already, you should check out "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang". Robert Downey Jr., Val Kilmer (as a gay dude)...it's a good one. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373469/
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:12:27 EST (#)
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I think the virus has dangerously enlarged your noggon, you should get that lanced or something.
and also, I can't pass up a link whore chance
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82274
linkwhore that I am
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-03-04 12:09:54 EST (#)
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Bullshit. Top Secret is one of the best movies EVA.
"Nick, I've tried everything.
The Embassy, the German Government, the consulate.
I even talked to the UN Ambassador. It's no use.
I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.
That's a shame, Martin.
Have you tried one of these?
Thanks. I'll give it a whirl."
"Du Quois, introduce the American to the men.
Very well.
This is Chevalier, Montage, Detente,
Avant Garde, and Deja Vu.
Have we not met before, Monsieur?
I don't think so.
Over there...
Croissant, Souffle, Escargot,
and Chocolate Mousse."
"I'm sorry. I really don't know any German.
That's all right. I know a little German. He's sitting over there."
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:57:43 EST (#)
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I think you need to go back to the doctor and get the hand removed from your chin.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:56:22 EST (#)
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The Last Dragon is the greatest cheesiest kung fu movie fo all time!~
I really want to watch it now.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:52:36 EST (#)
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Awwww, Double is sick too??? LOL!!! I'll have to let him know he infected you with his plague...hahahaha!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:45:23 EST (#)
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I think it was your fucking roommate who got me and E sick.
Fucking bastaaaaaid!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:41:30 EST (#)
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PS: you look like shit.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:41:04 EST (#)
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Awww, poor, poor Sico. Roomie had the flu all last week and had the same high temp (101) and everything. No vic for him...he just got cough syrup.
Me? I got a flu shot...no flu for me this year! Last year I had the flu and felt like I wanted to die so I feel your pain. I took 2-3 days off of work and was sent home from a client's office after they found me wandering their halls like a fucking corpse.
Hope you feel better...tell your person to make you some homemade chicken noodle soup and drink plenty of OJ and rest. :)
<3 Dr. Sage
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:37:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:34:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:29:50 EST (#)
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hahaha @ hidden.
my head hurts so bad that the vicodin isn't even fucking me up and i took 1000 mg about an hour ago
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dude, if you took a thousand mg of vicodin you might be dead, you maybe took 10 mg of actual juicy delicious opiates. the rest is just tylenol. Take the usual PLANET dose, at least 5 at a time if they are 5/500. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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You are right, only 10. I just looked at the package.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:35:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:30:34 EST (#)
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i've still never had the flu, but i very much liked vicodin. why'd they give you antibiotics if they knew you had a virus?
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Because I may have a sinus infection as well or at least that's what the doc said.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:34:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:29:50 EST (#)
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hahaha @ hidden.
my head hurts so bad that the vicodin isn't even fucking me up and i took 1000 mg about an hour ago
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dude, if you took a thousand mg of vicodin you might be dead, you maybe took 10 mg of actual juicy delicious opiates. the rest is just tylenol. Take the usual PLANET dose, at least 5 at a time if they are 5/500. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:33:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-04 08:29:50 PST (#)
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hahaha @ hidden.
my head hurts so bad that the vicodin isn't even fucking me up and i took 1000 mg about an hour ago
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Last Dragon gets awesome at the end when Bruce Leroy or whatever his name is finally fights Sho'Nuff...but it's probably not that great if you're sober. Since that won't be the case for you, make sure to watch the last ten minutes.
And take your next pill with a glass of brandy, that always worked for me.
+2 Last Dragon
-1 Giant Ugly Mug
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:31:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-04 16:30:34 GMT (#)
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i've still never had the flu, but i very much liked vicodin. why'd they give you antibiotics if they knew you had a virus?
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Sico has chlamydia.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:30:34 EST (#)
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i've still never had the flu, but i very much liked vicodin. why'd they give you antibiotics if they knew you had a virus?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:29:50 EST (#)
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hahaha @ hidden.
my head hurts so bad that the vicodin isn't even fucking me up and i took 1000 mg about an hour ago
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:29:33 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:28:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:19:14 EST (#)
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DOOOSH!
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i see what you did there....
it's like saying BOOOSH! but instead calling him a douche. you clever guy!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:26:23 EST (#)
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I enjoyed that latest X-Files movie. I never cared for the show, but the film was very subtle...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:22:06 EST (#)
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dude, vicodin for the flu? thats the greatest doctor ever.
whats next, percoset for acne?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2009-03-04 11:19:14 EST (#)
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DOOOSH!