3000 French are dead, and it's my last day at work. (891 hits)
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Submitted by a b <abeck.at.quicksilvernow.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-15 10:29:45 EDT
What do their ill fated heat strokes have to do with me, NOTHING! Buy some fricken Freon! But alas, it is my last day at this god forsaken job. Next Monday I will start another position very similar to this, but I will no longer have time for Uber. Though I am but an Ubernewbie, I have very much enjoyed this site for the past ten months. My posts have been very uneventful, if even pointless, but that's okay, I tend to suffer from writer's block/stage freight when I see that damned "Submit" link.
I'd just like to say thank you to all the veterans of this site, you hath made my Hell pass before thyne own eyes quickly. Moreover, to all you trash punk bitches, prepare yourselves, I just might take a vacation to the boondocks and attempt to burn some ants.
Flame me, praise me, or just plane ignore me, I do not care. This job has sucked the life out of me and I fully intend to revive my internal fire with copious amounts of good beer.
If you live in the Chicago area, I'll be the drunk asshole crawling into Rock Bottom at about 6pm. If you live in the Chicago area, you know I will not be the only drunk asshole there. Cheers.
I'm Out,
Tim the Enchanter
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-04 15:35:34 EDT (#)
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die
Submitted by Jimmy23 (user info) at 2003-08-15 17:48:55 EDT (#)
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I'm not the least bit sorry for those french people. I live in florida. I was watching the news and saw that temps were hitting 95 degrees. I was laughing as I was baking alive in 100 degree weather with 65% humidity. You want to try it? Sweat doesn't evoporate, thus you don't cool down. Hell, you don't sweat, you walk outside and it feels like you just walked into a shower. Except its hot.
I mean, yeah 3000 french people died from the heat, but its not that hot. Jesus, 110 in my opinion is hot and out in the west it gets that hot for days at a time.
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-15 14:47:25 EDT (#)
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Tuesday i sort of got the feeling you don't like french people there
I must be wrong
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-08-15 14:23:34 EDT (#)
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Bah, only 3000?
Submitted by EnchantorTim (user info) at 2003-08-15 14:20:41 EDT (#)
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Hidden, I'd party with you anyday.
Submitted by EnchantorTim (user info) at 2003-08-15 14:14:38 EDT (#)
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Damn, +2 for the Poopn part. Sorry, that was honestly a typo.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-15 14:13:35 EDT (#)
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if i lived in Chicago, i'd be right there with ya.
(hopefully, i'll be moving to Chi-town in a little over a year.)
Submitted by EnchantorTim (user info) at 2003-08-15 14:13:22 EDT (#)
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Yes I know. I'm sorry Poopnfresh.
I just assume that when people see usernames that generally do not appear to be the real persons name, they understand that it is derived from a good memory, kind of like and old movie.
See my name is not Tim the Enchanter or EnchantorTim, or Thor for that reason.
My name is Anna
Submitted by ronnockeem (user info) at 2003-08-15 12:33:42 EDT (#)
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Leave PopNFresh alone there Timmy, a lot of people have never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-15 11:34:52 EDT (#)
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I'm a fucknut for not watching movies about Tim the Enchanter?
Calm down
Submitted by EnchantorTim (user info) at 2003-08-15 11:01:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-15 10:33:57 (#)
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Did you notice that you just called yourself Tim the Enchanter?
Thats not normal
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Its a line in a movie fucknut.
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-15 10:52:55 EDT (#)
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Tim, we hardly knew ye.
I agree with Insane. The post he listed was good stuff.
Best of luck to you at your new job, and boy do I know the feeling of Uber making hell pass quickly. Only 5 days of Toronto left, then on to university.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-08-15 10:49:30 EDT (#)
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hahaha I love how 3,000 french dead are just kind of an afterthought.
C'est la vie.
Submitted by EnchantorTim (user info) at 2003-08-15 10:49:25 EDT (#)
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I'm always up for hangin out.
Submitted by PuNKaSS4_20 (user info) at 2003-08-15 10:48:53 EDT (#)
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Good luck. Maybe I'll see ya in the city someday, I'll probably be drunk off my ass as well.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-08-15 10:46:37 EDT (#)
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we should hang out.
you me and chicagogirl should all go out for dinner or something. that'd be fun.
Submitted by EnchantorTim (user info) at 2003-08-15 10:45:14 EDT (#)
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Thank you Insane, I've always enjoyed your posts and input.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-15 10:34:57 EDT (#)
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Best of luck to you.
This post wasn't bad: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10596656909504049
Regards,
Insane
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-15 10:33:57 EDT (#)
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Did you notice that you just called yourself Tim the Enchanter?
Thats not normal