Try not to be too jealous... (827 hits)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (View user info) at 2009-03-16 13:20:16 EDT
I bet none of you got spray painted roses for St. Paddy's Day.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:20:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:53:11 EDT (#)
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I think toe and sage should throw down.
Two (wo)man enter one (wo)man leave...
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Supported.
Jules, you be Judge Mills Lane...but naked.
haha.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:59:17 EDT (#)
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Hahaha Juls...I'm not a fighter. My shit talking is nonsense and should be ignored. I dont mind toe...she (he? it?) just doesnt like me. To each, their own. Plus, I'm scared. She'd (he'd? it'd?) probably kick my ass, let's be honest.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:58:36 EDT (#)
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or whatever.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:58:14 EDT (#)
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and they should do it naked with lots of lubrication.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:53:11 EDT (#)
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I think toe and sage should throw down.
Two (wo)man enter one (wo)man leave...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:51:13 EDT (#)
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McAwesome.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:40:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:37:10 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up, bitch below.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-03-16 15:53:05 EDT (#)
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+2 st patricks day.
Sage is seriously stinking up this post.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:56:01 EDT (#)
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Scourge...actually that's awesome advice. I live in a townhouse with a limited amount of yard (my roommate owns it but it's landscaped by the homeowners' association) so I'm not able to grow in my own yard...I've gotta grow 'em at Sico's house...they have a lot of space and won't mow my plants.
My email is astrasoleil.at.gmail.com. :)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:45:04 EDT (#)
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with perennial fruit bearing plants that is true, sageroo. but since you are going to be growing from seed or seeds atrts from a local nursery, there is only ever one crop to be had before they die.
if you let these things creep, you are going to get rot, and you are going to get bugs.
we grow everything in raised beds.
for squash and zucchini, i basically have a raised dome of chicken wire built over the structure of the bed. this lets you have access to the underside of the plants and keeps air circulation flowing nicely. another bonus to this is that these kinds of summer squashes don't like their leaves to be wet all that much, they tend to develop powdery mildew. with this, you can water directly under the plant without promoting that dampness.
for tomatoes, i use a different method than most people.
over each of the beds i use for tomatoes i have built a simple structure: a 4x4 set in each end of the bed and a 2x4 attached to the top. sort of like a doorway with a garden bed under it. it's about 6 feet high. over each plant, there is a length of rope hanging down from the 2x4. i train the tomato plant up this.
with tomatoes, you want to practice pinching back suckers. these are the little branches that grow and grow and produce lots of leaves, but no fruit. they are nutrient and water stealers and nothing else. too much work to describe how to identify them from fruit bearing branches, but if you go to youtube there will be ten million videos showing you what i'm talking about.
as far as growing medium, for the two types of plants we are talking about here i use basically an identical blend. this consists of basically one part manure, two parts topsoil OR compost, and about half part sand.
these plants are HUGE eaters and growers, with all that extraneous leaf and vine matter, and will drain every bit of nutrient you give them from the soil. i re-amend the soil in these beds heavily at the beginning of every year and give them a nice refreshment mid season as well.
lettuce, peas, and onions are a lot less hungry than this but like a lot more drainage, so i cut the manure in half and the compost in half, but go a lot heavier on the sand...
oh my.
i'm going on, aren't i?
i should just post this shit and let those who care read it.
sage, if you want advice on growing, give me your email and i'll send you some things i've developed for some other people.
Submitted by skee (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:34:51 EDT (#)
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are ur one of those assholes who sends flowers to themselves?????
nice touch on the "from your friends"
if you posted this...u don't have any
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:17:32 EDT (#)
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no facebook, myspace, twitter, friendster, nambla-on-line.
none of that.
teh internts r serious business.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:17:22 EDT (#)
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GC: I tried to "accept" your photo comment but it wouldn't let me! And I havent gotten a message from you in a while or else I would have responded! :)
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:16:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:04:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:25:36 EDT (#)
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Oh, and I'm hugely jealous. I want flowers!!!!!!!!!!
I'm planting some tonight. :)
PS: Sico I know you'll get around to reading this...let me know when Radon wants to plant those sunflowers. Also, I will plant you some tomatoes, as long as I can also plant summer squash and zucchini. Keep in mind that the first year crops never grow too well...but I have the magjickal green thumb so we'll see. Just tell E to H@YG.
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tomatoes and zukes and squash are grown from seed, sage. they are not perennial, so each year harvest would be a first (and only) year crop.
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Yes, but typically they do best from the second year on. I'm aware of how they work, plant wise. You're supposed to plant in late April/early May and they harvest 4-5 months later. But, word on the skreet is that the first year is not as plentiful as other years (also dependant on other factors such as the weather, barring drought, etc.).
Thanks anyway...also, any tips you have for growing them would be awesome. Ive heard that used coffee grounds are an excellent way to grow tomatoes. And I've seen great success using stakes, rather than allowing them to creep on the ground. Any suggestions?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:15:40 EDT (#)
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"They aren't real friends so much as suppliers who if they had thought for a second what I would appreciate on Paddy's Day would be bottle shaped and brown and aged 20 years."
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I got a bottle of Bushmills 18 from MLW for St. Paddy's Day. She doesn't know she bought it for me yet, though.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:11:27 EDT (#)
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is there anyone on the planet that doesnt use facebook!!!
I only have like 4 uber users as "friends" on facebook.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:07:24 EDT (#)
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I actually never go on myspace anymore, Im a full blown facebooker now
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:06:08 EDT (#)
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Those are very pretty.
***psstt. no one tell her those are $4 carnations with three plastic roses shoved in there***
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:05:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:57:37 PDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:39:23 EDT (#)
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Hello, Juls.
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Hey GC!
Whats with the +1, don't you know to rate the poster not the post!
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I do. I do tend to try and be fair though. It made me smile to see you posted.
SAGE: You don't answer a myspace note anymore?
Juls: You don't, either?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:04:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:25:36 EDT (#)
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Oh, and I'm hugely jealous. I want flowers!!!!!!!!!!
I'm planting some tonight. :)
PS: Sico I know you'll get around to reading this...let me know when Radon wants to plant those sunflowers. Also, I will plant you some tomatoes, as long as I can also plant summer squash and zucchini. Keep in mind that the first year crops never grow too well...but I have the magjickal green thumb so we'll see. Just tell E to H@YG.
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tomatoes and zukes and squash are grown from seed, sage. they are not perennial, so each year harvest would be a first (and only) year crop.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:00:10 EDT (#)
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hmmm my legs are rather thin, defined from swimming but ummm slim
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:59:43 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahaha, ummmmm maybe slightly more than slightly. Weed helps, must be why I'm such a pothead lately.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:58:52 EDT (#)
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man hungry below
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:58:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:57:02 EDT (#)
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sage wants me.
there is a no talking rule
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There's always duct tape, EI. ;)
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:57:58 EDT (#)
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Also they cant have twiggy legs. I rather like muscular legs...tis why I like hockey/soccer players best...they run around a ton and their legs are nice as a result.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:57:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:39:23 EDT (#)
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Hello, Juls.
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Hey GC!
Whats with the +1, don't you know to rate the poster not the post!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:57:02 EDT (#)
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sage wants me.
there is a no talking rule
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:55:32 EDT (#)
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yeah see my problem is that I have TOO MUCH definition. It scares alot of women.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:51:27 EDT (#)
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Wow, then, Sgt. See...he has the perfect body. I dont want TOO much definition...that's perfect.
Yeah, *sigh*...my ex was a hot piece. He looked like that in the face and everything...good God...but I made the right decision, dammit. I'm over him. But he was still fucking hot as hell.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:49:00 EDT (#)
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Sage thats how I look with my shirt off...
I just look fat cause I wear alot of clothes.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:47:36 EDT (#)
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Yeah, Josh Hartnett has 'em too. I like Hartnett better though because he's taller and a bit thinner.
Another fetish is tattoos. God, I love them.
This man looks 98% like my ex, he's fucking insanely hot (look at the 2nd picture with him in the hat...my ex did not have bleached blonde hair): http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=shifty%20shellshock&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:44:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 17:40:18 GMT (#)
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I'll have one of those, please.
Seriously, I love Colin Farrell. Something about guys with straight across eyebrows...I dont know. It gets me every time. That, and dimples. And nice forearms. And I like the back of guys' necks, too. Weird. On a non-weird note I'm definitely an ass woman. A guy can be relatively skinny and as long as his ass is nice and round (and he possesses one of the above weird traits) I'm happy.
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Hey thats me!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:43:29 EDT (#)
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I totally get the straight across eyebrow thing.
Sometimes I crave cheese, you sandwich sounds revolting
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:42:49 EDT (#)
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These are the most ..unusual roses I have seen in a while.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:40:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:33:54 EDT (#)
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or colin farrell all wrapped up with a bow on top.
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I'll have one of those, please.
Seriously, I love Colin Farrell. Something about guys with straight across eyebrows...I dont know. It gets me every time. That, and dimples. And nice forearms. And I like the back of guys' necks, too. Weird. On a non-weird note I'm definitely an ass woman. A guy can be relatively skinny and as long as his ass is nice and round (and he possesses one of the above weird traits) I'm happy.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:39:23 EDT (#)
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Hello, Juls.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:37:05 EDT (#)
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I texted my friend to see if he would deliver said sandwich to me, he seemed insulted that I wanted him to deliver a sandwich in midtown traffic.
Excuses excuses.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:33:54 EDT (#)
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or colin farrell all wrapped up with a bow on top.
no one on uber has real friends :)
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:32:05 EDT (#)
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They aren't real friends so much as suppliers who if they had thought for a second what I would appreciate on Paddy's Day would be bottle shaped and brown and aged 20 years.
Now I have to look at these horrible flowers sober.
I have an awful craving for Peanut butter and jelly sandwich on Pat's Pan with raspberry jam.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:27:52 EDT (#)
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you have real friends??
:)
ugly indeed
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:25:36 EDT (#)
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well seeing as its st patricks day tomorrow, i feel its very rude to brag, im sure i will have said flowers ON THE CORRECT DAY
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:25:36 EDT (#)
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Oh, and I'm hugely jealous. I want flowers!!!!!!!!!!
I'm planting some tonight. :)
PS: Sico I know you'll get around to reading this...let me know when Radon wants to plant those sunflowers. Also, I will plant you some tomatoes, as long as I can also plant summer squash and zucchini. Keep in mind that the first year crops never grow too well...but I have the magjickal green thumb so we'll see. Just tell E to H@YG.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:25:07 EDT (#)
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I shit green after drinking a few green beers.
Good job getting flowers from your friends at...such and such.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:24:19 EDT (#)
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On the original Star Trek they always used to take normal stuff and paint it funny colors to make it look "alien." thats the first thing I thought when I saw this.
Juls, those flowers are scary.
You, however, are a sweetheart.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:23:15 EDT (#)
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The point is that they are clearly spray painted, which makes them the pinnacle of awesomeness.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:22:27 EDT (#)
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Needs more rape.
Auto +2 flowers though.