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Somebody said sico had no balls... (575 hits)

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Rating: 0.34 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by JesterLilt (View user info) at 2009-03-18 19:18:42 EDT


I beg to differ.





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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-20 10:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-19 08:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

gayer than Greg Louganis fucking michael Bolton while singing "when a man loves a woman"

Submitted by madisonlouis (user info) at 2009-04-20 10:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-25 15:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 14:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy fuck, how did I miss this gem?


You were probably busy babbling on about some mindless topic to someone that had stopped listening to you minutes prior, and the post snuck past you.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-25 15:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HMMMMMMMMMMM

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 14:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy fuck, how did I miss this gem?

Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2009-03-23 07:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2009-03-23 07:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-19 08:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

gayer than Greg Louganis fucking michael Bolton while singing "when a man loves a woman"

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-19 08:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen/l/sico

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-19 08:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-18 23:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A D-Lister ripping on a C-Lister.

My, how far Uber has fallen.

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A P-lister commenting on a C & D lister.

My, how far Uber has fallen.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-19 08:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

they dont come if you wait, thats why they are burglars, unless your sitting in the dark,

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-19 07:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sorry ei been up all night waiting for burglars


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-19 07:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:) sensitive madam

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-19 07:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well fucking excuse me you silly bitch.
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Before you mention it I was calling myself a silly bitch

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-19 07:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-19 11:31:30 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-19 11:23:02 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-19 11:17:41 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

EI, are you d_r?
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FJ that is really stupid. d_r is an actual person.not an alter.
he writes clever too, ei writes aboyt monkeys, both bonded by cricket
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well at least i can spell.

im not sure i have written about monkeys, I have written about Apes
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Well fucking excuse me you silly bitch.
apes/monkeys/spelling/posting everyday is there ANYTHING you don't bitch about.
Stuff me for being nice and making it clear if you took offence that is your prob

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-19 07:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i just wrote whatever ei as i was getting bored with myself

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-19 07:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-19 11:23:02 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-19 11:17:41 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

EI, are you d_r?
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FJ that is really stupid. d_r is an actual person.not an alter.
he writes clever too, ei writes aboyt monkeys, both bonded by cricket
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well at least i can spell.

im not sure i have written about monkeys, I have written about Apes

d_r is a robot from planet Sgt Hartman

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-19 07:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WELL?! How do you explain it?

Yeah, I always thought d_r was a real person too.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-19 07:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The exchange in and around this comment: http://www.ubersite.com/m/121413#2871157

But I don't mind either way, I think you're both a bit strange :o)

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-19 07:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-19 11:17:41 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

EI, are you d_r?
----------------
FJ that is really stupid. d_r is an actual person.not an alter.
he writes clever too, ei writes aboyt monkeys, both bonded by cricket

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-19 07:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever makes you think that....

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-19 07:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

EI, are you d_r?

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-19 07:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have, like, loads of hits and, like, a decent average rating. That must be at least, like, C-list. I also enjoy typing as though I were an American teenage, like, girl.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-19 07:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about EmissionImpossible
User id: 29848
Registered on or around: 2007-01-09 18:27:51 GMT
# Messages posted: 62
# Reviews written: 13552
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 2816
# Hits: 67477
Average rating of all messages: 1.03


lol@d_r

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-03-19 06:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And here was me thinking I was done giving EI sexual favours. He's a sick sick boy you know. I hope you can live with yourself knowing what you've subjected me to.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-19 06:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I politely transfer any sexual favours over to EI.

The first part of your list requires another camwhore once assembled.


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-19 05:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ugh

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-03-19 05:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm going to begin by buying myself a new jester hat with bells on, a whoopee cushion and then surgically attach myself to Shlongy's right leg. I will also become Jack's No. 1 fan and offer you (Rob Berg) sexual favours sporadically.



Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-03-19 05:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

the quality of brit posters on this site has seriously deteriorated since january '07


and now that apollo is back for the weekend

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-19 05:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


WOOO!

YOU MADE IT TO D LIST!

What are you gunna do to celebrate?


Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-19 05:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

O Banjo, you filthy islander.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-03-19 04:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Okaaay, from now on, only the 'a-listers' will take the piss out of other 'a-listers' and they shall be the only people to post anything, review anything and as a result, uber will be a far more interesting and entertaining place to be.



Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-03-19 02:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-18 23:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A D-Lister ripping on a C-Lister.

My, how far Uber has fallen.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-03-19 01:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-03-18 23:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

UGH

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-18 23:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A D-Lister ripping on a C-Lister.

My, how far Uber has fallen.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-18 21:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-03-18 21:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-03-18 20:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It was Captain Obvious and even he almost didn't bother saying it.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-03-18 19:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't think I've looked at a pair of balls for such a long uninterrupted period of time... I was not turned on.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-18 19:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


BLARF


Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-03-18 19:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GHAH!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Sidivan (user info) at 2009-03-18 19:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Odd, but that looks like a cross between Ginger Root and a really gnarly potato.

Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-03-18 19:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JEBUS THE HORROR

accurate BUT THE HORROR


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very little in common.

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The Last Temptation of Homer