Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken (1316 hits)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-03-20 11:14:03 EDT
men of uber if your penis was slightly oddly shaped what would you do? would you, i dunno, go and see a doctor? or would you in fact look a bit closer to home for help?
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/my-son-...lem-t55701.html
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-03-24 20:27:12 EDT (#)
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Re: My son's penis problem
by openside on Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:41 pm
I think this is marvellous only on the internet do you get this sort of attention seeking and even better people believe it. Highlight for me was the poor girl who pored her heart out about being abused for years and the reply was shut up you over sensitive cow!! Marvellous stuff.
awesome
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:20:46 EDT (#)
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great title.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:03:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-03-23 16:30:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-23 11:14:18 EDT (#)
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Re: My son's penis problem
by Shlongy on Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:12 pm
do you ever massage his penis with your labia? perhaps your rectum?
i hear that can help correct the problem even more quickly.
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lol.
was this really shlong, or was it another one of you wiseasses pretending to be him?
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2009-03-23 07:26:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2009-03-23 07:22:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-03-22 15:24:02 EDT (#)
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I do like reading erotic fiction.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-03-21 16:24:42 EDT (#)
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OMG thanks ugh.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-03-21 16:05:17 EDT (#)
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Mercy!! LM and Forensic are concerned about our balls. Mine, small though they may be, are always ready to provide the squirty stuff.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-03-21 16:02:14 EDT (#)
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Notice how the lady in the pic has a hard nipple? And she's looking at a little boy? Fucking pervert!
I've never hurt my dick while fucking, but maybe that's just me. I know where the hole is, and I've never missed. I have great aim, ladies, great aim....
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-21 09:24:09 EDT (#)
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Ah yes, do check your balls. I've said that on here before as well, but everyone is all like 'oh that's just Forensic being all weird again.'
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-03-21 04:34:09 EDT (#)
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Hold me to ransom on a typo then.
I have no reason to care if you belive it or not. Same thing with patients, you try telling them if they don't stop something or even start, they're going to lose a foot. They don't believe it. You get second opinions, you explain why and then wish them well. Some time later, you try not to say I told you so when you see them in the hospital sans foot.
Love your penis gentlemen. Please take care of them. Oh and check your balls.
I'm done.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-21 03:06:25 EDT (#)
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Poor Bubba, he get's punked so bad he has to log off and then log right back in as bilrhine just so he can pick out a typo to snivel about.
Punk sez what?
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-03-20 23:56:20 EDT (#)
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deffinately.... muscel...
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I should believe someone who spells like this??? Think again, Ms. big boobs.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-03-20 18:25:55 EDT (#)
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2+ for horror.
And bubba...you are wrong, you can break a penis. Not in the sense of breaking a bone, it has no bones of course (please leave the puns alone) but it can deffinately be broken. tearing of the tissue and muscel, causes huge internal bleeding of the penis (and what's the correct term...*pulls a grisly face*...help FG....leaking) and you will not be getting up in a few minuets. Most of the time you will just get stubbed or bent awkwardly and then, yes bubba, you are right. Every now and again though.......you get your bum down to A&E so we can all pull that horrified wincing face when you lift the ice pack for us to take a peak.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-20 17:36:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-03-20 17:28:45 EDT (#)
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Guys have all different types of penis curvatures: sometimes to the left or right, sometimes upward like the guy in the story. I think most fall under the range of "normal" variations. Unless it's causing blockage or pain, they probably shouldn't worry about it. They should just be careful not to accidentally bend it too far during intercourse, which usually happens when you miss the vaginal opening while thrusting in, or when the girl is on top and she misses. You can literally "break" an erect penis, and it's extremely painful and will require medical attention.
Personally, I find those sway-backed, upward-curving penises to be sexy. Those guys can hit the G-spot without having to use their fingers. This gives them an evolutionary competitive edge over other men and smug lesbians.
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You sure seem to know a lot about penises. Are you some kinda slut?
You cannot "break" an erect penis. It may hurt for a few minutes, but it goes away. What a dumbass review.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 17:59:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-20 21:36:40 GMT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-03-20 16:28:45 CDT (#)
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Personally, I find those sway-backed, upward-curving penises to be sexy. Those guys can hit the G-spot without having to use their fingers. This gives them an evolutionary competitive edge over other men and smug lesbians.
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Hahahahaha well said!
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Hello girls :)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-20 17:45:46 EDT (#)
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Mean humper below. Stay away from her, guys, she'll break yer dick. And read to you from medical books.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-20 17:42:14 EDT (#)
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Pandora is correct. You can "break" a penis, aka penile fracture. What actually happens is the tissue inside the penis tears or ruptures. It occurs when the penis is erect and usually happens during intercourse.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-20 17:36:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-03-20 17:28:45 EDT (#)
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Guys have all different types of penis curvatures: sometimes to the left or right, sometimes upward like the guy in the story. I think most fall under the range of "normal" variations. Unless it's causing blockage or pain, they probably shouldn't worry about it. They should just be careful not to accidentally bend it too far during intercourse, which usually happens when you miss the vaginal opening while thrusting in, or when the girl is on top and she misses. You can literally "break" an erect penis, and it's extremely painful and will require medical attention.
Personally, I find those sway-backed, upward-curving penises to be sexy. Those guys can hit the G-spot without having to use their fingers. This gives them an evolutionary competitive edge over other men and smug lesbians.
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You sure seem to know a lot about penises. Are you some kinda slut?
You cannot "break" an erect penis. It may hurt for a few minutes, but it goes away. What a dumbass review.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-20 17:36:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-03-20 16:28:45 CDT (#)
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Personally, I find those sway-backed, upward-curving penises to be sexy. Those guys can hit the G-spot without having to use their fingers. This gives them an evolutionary competitive edge over other men and smug lesbians.
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Hahahahaha well said!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-03-20 17:28:45 EDT (#)
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Guys have all different types of penis curvatures: sometimes to the left or right, sometimes upward like the guy in the story. I think most fall under the range of "normal" variations. Unless it's causing blockage or pain, they probably shouldn't worry about it. They should just be careful not to accidentally bend it too far during intercourse, which usually happens when you miss the vaginal opening while thrusting in, or when the girl is on top and she misses. You can literally "break" an erect penis, and it's extremely painful and will require medical attention.
Personally, I find those sway-backed, upward-curving penises to be sexy. Those guys can hit the G-spot without having to use their fingers. This gives them an evolutionary competitive edge over other men and smug lesbians.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-03-20 16:28:14 EDT (#)
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It actually starts to get even funnier a little later on, about page 17 or 18, when the original poster gets scared off. Its almost like /b/.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-03-20 16:13:45 EDT (#)
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what
the
fuck
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-03-20 15:48:42 EDT (#)
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TonyM: Female guest, are you undressed too & do you get arosed when massaging?
Guest: The doctors wnated to charge us an arm and a leg for surgery. I am gratedul that they diagnosed him as not having a medical problem, but this is an emotional issue for him that is destroying his young adult life.
The treatment he is getting at home is in fact working. I don't where to find a doctor who does this, besides that if my son would even do it then. I don't understand what is "sickening" about it as you called it, and frankly I am offended and saddened that you do not see the actual point of my post and what is going on. You are looking at the situation the same way as my ex-friend, who I could care less that is gone if she can't see past her own perverted mindless thoughts.
If this had been my son's arm or neck, no one would think twice, very sad that a serious condition can not be discussed maturely.
TonyM: do you get arosed
Guest: I am human, if it arouses me, it still is of little concern and has no baring on the actual goal and reasoning in performing the treatment. I certainly am not dwelling on the arousal when or if it happens and/or encouraging it. It isall incidental, and a side effect if you will that need not be an issue in the primary goal of the treatment. It is in my mind anavoidable, and therefore not necessary to make excuses for, but it can be ignored while it's happening. It is not that important!
TonyM: ok, does he massage you
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L-Oh-L
I recognize that typing style. All lowercase letters, short sentences, no punctuation. One hand on the keyboard, the other on his cock.
Which one of you was that? Shlongy, I'm looking at you you sick fuck.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-20 15:15:25 EDT (#)
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<3
(that's a butt AND a heart)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 15:12:26 EDT (#)
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i smell ok! cheeky fucker.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-20 15:08:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 14:52:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:21:03 EDT (#)
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my nickname when i worked in the french alps was shit break, skunk boy in my first ever full time job and Bolton at uni.
i dont think i have a nickname now, but whenever i go to talk to someone they do say 'oh for fucks sake'
:(
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the french thought you smelled? that's pretty bad.
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no! shit break because i sat in the loos whilst everyone else worked hard on doing the kitchen up.
i was working at a hotel in the french alps at the time.
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so you did smell like shit. or at least piss. men's toilet smell is like second hand smoke, it will soak into your clothing.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-20 15:06:31 EDT (#)
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My company is blocking the link. I'll give you a +2 on faith.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 15:01:28 EDT (#)
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read it cartman!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-20 14:59:56 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is this about?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 14:52:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-20 16:30:45 GMT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:21:03 EDT (#)
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my nickname when i worked in the french alps was shit break, skunk boy in my first ever full time job and Bolton at uni.
i dont think i have a nickname now, but whenever i go to talk to someone they do say 'oh for fucks sake'
:(
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the french thought you smelled? that's pretty bad.
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no! shit break because i sat in the loos whilst everyone else worked hard on doing the kitchen up.
i was working at a hotel in the french alps at the time.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-03-20 14:44:17 EDT (#)
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I had the same problem, but I was embarrassed to have mom do the massage, so dad did.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-20 14:40:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-20 14:40:33 EDT (#)
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Have a good wk end btw
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-20 14:40:10 EDT (#)
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I thought +2 ed this sorry. had some bad news a bit out of sorts
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-03-20 14:01:17 EDT (#)
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Die.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-20 13:58:31 EDT (#)
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The title rawks, but OMG I wish I had passed on opening the link!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2009-03-20 13:50:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-03-20 13:26:34 EDT (#)
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i know we all like a MILF once in a while but this is taking it to the next level.
anyway. i came.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-20 13:04:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:57:59 EDT (#)
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That has GOT to be a joke.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:58:06 EDT (#)
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there's no reason i'd have to choose. those are really just different stages in the same life.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:57:59 EDT (#)
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That has GOT to be a joke.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:32:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-20 16:27:25 GMT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:08:27 EDT (#)
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Jeremy Kyle does manage to get male guests that have a negative IQ, and female guests that traditional dress sizes only apply to when followed by the words 'to the power of ten'
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sweet! I QUALIFY!
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Aces.
would you like to play 'the battered wife', 'the 15 year old who pays for drugs through prostitution' or 'the mother who thinks any of 5 men could be the father of their child'?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:30:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:21:03 EDT (#)
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my nickname when i worked in the french alps was shit break, skunk boy in my first ever full time job and Bolton at uni.
i dont think i have a nickname now, but whenever i go to talk to someone they do say 'oh for fucks sake'
:(
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the french thought you smelled? that's pretty bad.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:29:38 EDT (#)
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Hi there Mr "shit-break-skunk-boy-in-my-first-ever-full-time-job-and-Bolton-at-uni"
That's a hell of a mouthful. They should have gone with EI, it's a lot quicker to say and rolls better off the tongue.
(Just like you do, shnookums)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:27:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:08:27 EDT (#)
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Jeremy Kyle does manage to get male guests that have a negative IQ, and female guests that traditional dress sizes only apply to when followed by the words 'to the power of ten'
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sweet! I QUALIFY!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:21:03 EDT (#)
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my nickname when i worked in the french alps was shit break, skunk boy in my first ever full time job and Bolton at uni.
i dont think i have a nickname now, but whenever i go to talk to someone they do say 'oh for fucks sake'
:(
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:16:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:15:29 EDT (#)
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That is too funny.
When I was at Uni my nickname among the sluts was 'The Disemboweller'.
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thats great, mine was "vlad the impaler"
just kidding, it was planet.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:15:36 EDT (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/welfare-family
*blinks*
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:15:29 EDT (#)
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That is too funny.
When I was at Uni my nickname among the sluts was 'The Disemboweller'.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:08:27 EDT (#)
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Jeremy Kyle does manage to get male guests that have a negative IQ, and female guests that traditional dress sizes only apply to when followed by the words 'to the power of ten'
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:06:58 EDT (#)
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Well played.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:05:43 EDT (#)
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If I were a dude and I thought that there was ANYTHING wrong with my dick I'd be getting that shit checked.
Immediately.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:04:30 EDT (#)
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i love jeremy kyle. he's so much awesomer than springer.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:02:36 EDT (#)
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What Joey said.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:59:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 15:43:52 GMT (#)
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lance armstrong was helped a bit by drugs
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So are college kids with hook shaped peeners.
TEH ARMSTRONG SIMILARITIES ARE ENDLESS.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:56:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-20 15:50:26 GMT (#)
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EI...how 'bout my MOM's boobs? They're nice and fake.
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no thanks, i hate fake boobs, especially on old dears
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:56:06 EDT (#)
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I laughed..... I cried.....I came in my Mother's hand.
The sad thing is, I could actually believe this is is true. You're looking at a future episode of Jeremy Kyle:
JK: (to Mother) Your son! Your own flesh and blood is accusing you of masturbating him. What have you got to say for yourself?
Mother: But Jeremy, he turns around, right, you know what I mean, and says that, but I weren't masturbating him at all, I was just massaging his penis until he ejaculated.
JK: (to Son) Is this true?
Son: Well, sort of
JK: And do you not find that horribly disturbing?
Son: Not at all
JK: And why not?
Mother and Son: We come from Yorkshire.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:53:45 EDT (#)
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Thanks, Forensic. It's been gnawing at my brain stem since I first saw it. :) Drinks in October!! :)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:50:51 EDT (#)
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WTFINRAT = What The Fuck I'm Not Reading All That.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:50:26 EDT (#)
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EI...how 'bout my MOM's boobs? They're nice and fake.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:50:06 EDT (#)
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shenanananananaagananas
but sort of kinky
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:48:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-20 15:46:28 GMT (#)
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Uber should look like this everyday. l=SB=l
What does this meeeeaaannn??
Also, what does WTFINRAT mean?
Explainez-vous, s'il vous plait.
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email me a photo of your breasts and i will see what i can do
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:46:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:43:58 EDT (#)
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yeah but it doesn't work the same way in any other position besides head on and sideways becomes really difficult.
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*takes notes*
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:46:28 EDT (#)
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Uber should look like this everyday. l=SB=l
What does this meeeeaaannn??
Also, what does WTFINRAT mean?
Explainez-vous, s'il vous plait.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:45:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 10:38:28 CDT (#)
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JOKE!
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 10:38:18 CDT (#)
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g spot?
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This made me laugh
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:43:58 EDT (#)
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yeah but it doesn't work the same way in any other position besides head on and sideways becomes really difficult.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:43:52 EDT (#)
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lance armstrong was helped a bit by drugs
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:40:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:37:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:22:12 EDT (#)
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I had a fraternity brother in college who's dick was hooked upwards, we used to call him "protractor"
BTW women we were friends with said he was the best lay ever.
PROTRACTOR - FTW
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Protractor = G spot stimulation.
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Exactly. That kid was the man. He was genetically superior to others, like Lance Armstrong.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:38:28 EDT (#)
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JOKE!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:38:18 EDT (#)
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g spot?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:37:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:22:12 EDT (#)
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I had a fraternity brother in college who's dick was hooked upwards, we used to call him "protractor"
BTW women we were friends with said he was the best lay ever.
PROTRACTOR - FTW
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Protractor = G spot stimulation.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:36:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:27:13 EDT (#)
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We should have a contest like this. Who can write the most bizarre post on some other forum and get people there to take it seriously. I'll contribute my Aldo Nova tape cassette for a prize.
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Ever heard of growingfamily.org? Bart has far more patience than I ever would.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:36:05 EDT (#)
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EI got whiskey dick on himself, pass it on.
<3 xoxo
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:34:33 EDT (#)
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is this like the same woman who breastfeeds her 12 year old?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:34:31 EDT (#)
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Report this postReply with quote Re: My son's penis problem
by Guest35684956 on Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:21 pm
You should get on top of his penis and ride it out.
Post pics.
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thats funny.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:34:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-20 08:31:07 PDT (#)
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It's shennanigans.
British people are whack, yo.
A few years in the medical field will show you an almost infinite variety of variations in human genitalia. Some of it is quite frightening too.
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God, I'll bet you're an awesome date.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:33:21 EDT (#)
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im wondering how disfigured his penis actually was
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:31:07 EDT (#)
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It's shennanigans.
British people are whack, yo.
A few years in the medical field will show you an almost infinite variety of variations in human genitalia. Some of it is quite frightening too.
Submitted by dblogg (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:29:52 EDT (#)
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this is disturbing
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:27:13 EDT (#)
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We should have a contest like this. Who can write the most bizarre post on some other forum and get people there to take it seriously. I'll contribute my Aldo Nova tape cassette for a prize.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:25:45 EDT (#)
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"It is just not on for a son to ejaculate in front of his mother."
HAHAHAHA
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:24:08 EDT (#)
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haha i just love the replies and how the article is actually written, not many people seem to be calling shenanigans on it! im sure it is.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:23:17 EDT (#)
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oh my god that's awesome
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:23:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-20 15:22:02 GMT (#)
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a link.
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O RLY!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:22:45 EDT (#)
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SHEEEEENANIGANS.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:22:20 EDT (#)
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No fucking way. YOU are the "female guest." Admit it. The people on that forum are a bunch of gullible suckers. But it's funny.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:22:12 EDT (#)
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Dude, NO WAY thats real. Not the penis part, the "massage" part. I mean jesus christ that broad is jerking her son off.
I had a fraternity brother in college who's dick was hooked upwards, we used to call him "protractor"
BTW women we were friends with said he was the best lay ever.
PROTRACTOR - FTW
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-20 11:22:02 EDT (#)
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a link.