Bali Moonlight (262 hits)
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Submitted by GravityPurple (View user info) at 2009-03-23 00:57:00 EDT
Me and my boyfriend are coming up on roughly 5 months of dating. We both like to smoke marijuana. We also both like to have sex. Mixing the two is even better, although sometimes the results are...not so well. It was right around Christmas, I remember this because it was the first time we used Our First Bondage Kit, purchased from Spencers at your local mall. It was one of the things I got him for Christmas. A few weeks earlier I had bought a bunch of KY massage oils so that I could give him a sensual, full body massage after we smoked a couple bowls. He ended up getting too relaxed, but that it a story for another time.
Here we are, me tied down on the bed, eyes covered, and stoned out of my mind. Here he is, a bowl full of ice cubes, a variety of KY Jelly, a naked girl tied down to his bed, and stoned out of his mind. He opened the window [remember, it's the middle of winter] and started running the ice cubes up and down my stomach and whatnot. After a little bit of this, he starts rubbing some of this oil on me, Bali Moonlight if you're curious. It had a very pleasant, warming sensational after all the ice.
He starts spreading this Bali Moonlight oil all over me, and I'm getting pretty aroused. But he keeps rubbing my body down. I'm still tied up and blindfolded, so I don't know what is going on, but I'm getting a little impatient. Finally I ask, in my sexiest voice, if he would pretty please start having sex with me. To which he responds "Not yet."
Well, I think he's playing hard to get or something, so I ask again. And again. Finally he tells me that he was touching himself while rubbing this warming KY Bali Moonlight on me and his dick is essentially on fire. We are both still high, so I just start cracking up, which makes him laugh too. The mood is pretty killed at this point, so I tell him to untie me. He uses a cloth to rub off the oil from his burning penis and I sit back and take a couple more hits. After a little bit he says that the fire has subsided from his loins and that I should suck his dick to get him hard again. So I do. And the fire promptly returns. We didn't think about the whole moisture thing setting it off again.
So we do the only logical thing we could think of. We rub ice on his penis. Which doesn't help with the burning or the erection. He finally does what we should have done in the first place, which is go wash off his hands and penis in the bathroom.
A few minutes he came back, we smoked some more, and had some of the best sex of my life.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-23 12:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well, this tipped the scale.
the state of the human race, with this post as one piece of supporting evidence, has dictated that i'm going to have to murder myself.
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2009-03-23 07:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-23 06:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where is BRIAN BLESSED when you need him?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-03-23 04:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My boyfriend and I
c'mon, this is a serious writer's forum
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-23 02:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Me and my boyfriend...
I didn't need, or want, to read any more.
Submitted by MIll8178 (user info) at 2009-03-23 02:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for shopping at Spencer's.
-1 for not figuring that if the moisture in your mouth made his dick burn, moisture from melting ice might do the same thing.
It's okay though babe, just take another hit off your pipe and contemplate the existence of God while you diddle yourself with some of your super cool Spencer's lube.
Oh, and when you go back to Spencer's, can you pick me up a few black light posters (preferably Led Zeppelin), A remote control whoopee cushion, and one of those keychains with a witty phrase on it, so I can show the world how unique and quirky I am?
Submitted by Tjhom (user info) at 2009-03-23 02:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I agree with chicken.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-23 01:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
bondage kit from mall
freezin weiner
KY over all
burnin pener
impatient screamer
What more could we want in a story?
heh
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-03-23 01:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Godchicken is my new hero.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-03-23 01:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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