Go outside and take a picture (485 hits)
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Submitted by dangerdude (View user info) at 2009-03-23 15:25:12 EDT
I guess I'm just a bandwagon whore. w/e
So its like 70 out with moderate winds from the SE. I'm wearing a hoodie and I'm hot.
I love Spring.
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-25 07:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but O, you said you would run away with me!?!
I love the pouchy bits...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-25 01:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will you run away with me? Seriously, I will buy you a plane ticket across the pond in a second.
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Cool.
:)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-25 01:05:59 EDT (#)
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The gross paunchy bit developed after babys two and three - i had them very close together and at a much older aged.
I'm having a tummy tuck in about 7 months. They do lipo at the same time.
Cool
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-03-24 23:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah I'm not refering to bucket-holeness with womb falling out. But, general muscle tone is lost, pelvic floor just gives good grip. Don't they cut that gross paunchy bit out when they cut the bub out though?
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-03-24 13:30:01 EDT (#)
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Wow Orhpelia,
Slaggy? Snogged? Ham fisted?
I'm just imagining you telling that story in a sexy British accent and now I'm gonna be late for class because I need to go do something.
Will you run away with me? Seriously, I will buy you a plane ticket across the pond in a second.
I don't have a small penis. Well, a very small one anyways.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-24 12:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-24 10:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would sit through Orphelia story time any day of the week and twice on sunday.
That was SO entertaining.
P.S. from what I have heard having kids doesnt make your "hoohah" loose at all. Oh and O, I think a little paunch is cute on a lady ;-), as long as she doesnt mind a keg on her man!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-24 09:18:56 EDT (#)
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:S
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-24 09:10:27 EDT (#)
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being pregnant doesn't make your fanny flop.
my guy friends have complained about girls in their early twenties with massive bucket fannys.
I think pelvic floor is the key.
Pregnancy does give you a kangeroo pouch and stretch marks. no one is perfect.
but i struggle with anything bigger than two fingers.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-24 09:08:51 EDT (#)
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Haha, love Pheeley's Story Time.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-03-24 08:59:01 EDT (#)
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Just being pregnant makes your fanny floppy, caesarean or not.
Nice trees.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-24 08:47:56 EDT (#)
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here we call the journey home sunday morning 'the walk of shame'.
I have done this once. I have only ever had one one night stand.
What can I say?
the sex was awesome he was very attracive. he was insatiable.
Ahhh
Ooooh no, i recall another one night stand. Oh god, I'd been hankering for this guy for MONTHS, I mean we'd see him every saturday night we'd go into town. He was sooo good looking and cool I never thought he'd be interested in me. I mean, I am pretty and stuff but the girls who go out round here are HOT. in a slaggy way. anyway, I knew his mate - like in the way we'd speak when I was out and stuff - and one day through his mate we got talking. Fucking sparks flew when we snogged, my pusy was on fire, I mean really, I wanted him bad. We made arrangements to meet the following week and we did and the same electricity passed between us again. I took him home. Oh god, I must have drenched the cab seat I was so excited. in the bedroom we were fooling around, he seemed a bit fumbly, a bit ham fisted but I put that down to drink. Then I felt it.
Seriously, it was the smallest one I'd ever copped hold of and I have been with some smallies. My army ex was below average. this wouldn't have looked out of place on a five year old.
worse still, he was totally useless and to be honest, i'd only had the one kids at the time (that was by c section) and I couldn't feel a thing. to be fair he kept at it and then when he shot his load into the very ill fitting condom he gushed 'wow thats never happened before usually I can't keep it hard and I end up wanking myself off'. really? Well that is a treat I missed out on.
I can't tell you how disappointing that was. I saw him with his new girlfriend sometime after, she had a sad, distant look to her eye. i felt sorry for her. her was hot to look at but he was crap in bed and if I am honest a total prick.
On the other hand I had a boyfriend with a (when hard) 14inch wang. It was fat too. he wasn't black or nothing, just a freak of nature. now he had a penis complex too. If it hurt me, he'd say 'shush no it doesn't your just imagining it'. hhhmm I am imagining this blood trickling down my thigh? he was obsessed with oral sex too, it got him off more than regular bumping uglies. I had to watch a video tape of this woman to master the art of deep throat. I swear when he came I didn't even have to swallow. the thing he was always begging me to do - like every other guy ever - is anal. I couldn't. not with him. He'd have damaged something and left me incontinent.
oh sorry, i am old, i babble. One day i will be telling these stories to my grandkids.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-24 08:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im totally attracted to that unkept 8 am on a sunday morning look.
and that campus looks oddly familiar, yet I've never been there...
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-03-24 01:42:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-23 15:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What kind of crazy place do you live that thinks orange flares is acceptable attire in public???
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See here, the girls apparently spend all of their time and money on looking nice so they can go out at like 11 on friday or saturday, so the rest of the time (I.e. all day, all week, and during the day friday and saturday) you see em walking around in that kind of stuff. She is actually rather well dressed, I think. This one girl in front of me on one of my classes would be pretty cute, if she didn't only wear sweats to class. She also is always talking to the girl she sits with about how she didn't take a shower today, or something unappealing like that.
Although it is very pleasent to see some girls VERY well dressed at like 8am saturday and sunday. you wouldn't want to strike up a conversation with them though, cause they tend to smell like cigarettes, booze, and sex. I wonder why that is?
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-03-23 21:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-23 19:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to stay inside, until the white ring get's real crusty.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ugly but clean.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-23 16:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
eerie. illinois state university apparently share an architect with colorado state or something. that little park/campus layout and the two towers are pretty similar to csu.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-03-23 15:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hooray for you!
it's 73 here ... with 40-60mph winds and a tornado watch :D
(i hate it here)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-23 15:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What kind of crazy place do you live that thinks orange flares is acceptable attire in public???
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-23 15:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-23 15:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The middle one is very interesting..
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-23 15:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
looks like a place where students get shot
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-03-23 15:31:12 EDT (#)
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it is. That's why I posted it.
Mainly just commenting on how much the weather doesn't seem to suck anymore.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-23 15:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That looks incredibly boring.