The BOSH Man! TRAVELS INTO OUTER SPACE! ..AGAIN!! (747 hits)
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Submitted by Dude, thats BOSH! (View user info) at 2009-03-24 18:15:40 EDT
The other day I spat on scruggs til he puked up his soul. I wasn't aware that this was possible, but after 4 hours of spitting all the saliva my mouth could produce onto him, I watched it happen.
Spitting on Scruggs isn't really anything new, so he pretty much ignored me for the duration. Closing in on the end of the 4th hour, still showing no acknowledgement of me spitting on him, he lurched violently (and quite audibly) and sure as shit barfed up his soul. I seen it happen.
You must understand that this is probably the coolest thing that's ever happened to anyone, I know I was impressed.
I gave Scruggs' soul a high five and PBR
"Dude that was really bosh, I didn't know I could make Scruggs puke up his soul"
"Fuckin A its about fuckin time, that guy is a fuck ..lets go tag team his mom"
"Shotgun anus!"
We fucked the soul out of scruggs' mom and then threw a pretty gnarly party. There were knife throwing competitions, milk-shitting contests, and a petting zoo. Scruggs decided to eat his own puke in order to get his soul back, which worked somehow.
The kid who knows everything came out of left field wearing a space suit. I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.
"Hey Kid man, did you know you could spit on Scruggs til he pukes out his own soul?"
"..."
"Oh, right. Why didn't you tell me?!"
"Some things you just have to learn on your own, Bosh Man, and I applaud you. Listen, I just came from outer space where that Leprechaun from 'Leprechaun 4: In Space' is throwing the most radical bash the galaxy has ever seen. Go get your jet pack"
"FUCKIN YEA, OK!"
"Who won the milk-shitting contest?"
"Rush Limbaugh"
"Ok, bring him too.. and the knife throwing contest?"
"The blue guy from Contra"
"well obviously he's invited, and what is the most bosh animal in the petting zoo?"
"My pet Megalodon, of course"
"cool ...wait, you put your pet Megalodon in the petting zoo? That's fucking awesome"
"fuckin a"
I rounded up the troops and fueled up my moped. My moped has wings and can travel through the atmosphere. Did I mention that? Well it can.
And away we went, off to fight the good fight in outer space and get into all kinds of freaky shit. But I won't bore you with that.
User Reviews
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-03-25 20:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2009-03-25 17:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's amazing
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-03-25 13:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, thats SHITE!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-25 12:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not the boshest, but it'll due.
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-03-25 12:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-25 12:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-25 11:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOSH-Scaggs
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-25 11:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all i hear is blah blah blah
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-03-25 06:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I say this out of bro love(the deepest of all nonsexual loves), but this was meh. Seemed almost like someone not so Bosh tried to write a Bosh post. Or like the true Bosher had the flu. I suggest drinking more OJ. Nothing cures better than a tall glass of convicted felon ex-football player.
...personally I like it with a lemon twist. Shaken.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-03-25 03:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Three words got you this +2
Milk
Shitting
Contests
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2009-03-25 01:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It seems like your smoking alot less these days
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-03-24 23:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you ten?
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-24 23:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"..There were knife throwing competitions,.."
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You know it!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-03-24 22:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-03-24 21:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 leprechauns in outer space
+1 megalodon
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-24 21:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-24 21:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chuck Norris used Meagodon fins to bitch-slap tyrannosaurs rex's
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-03-24 21:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Scruggs.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2009-03-24 20:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what is your favorite BOSH post? i wanna show you to some friends.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-24 20:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also (unrelated): if you're still in the same job you were a while ago, I have a question.
skrapmetal.at.ratpackcycles.com
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-24 20:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*fascinated*
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-24 20:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOSH MAN! stories are among my favorite Uber things.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-24 19:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going spearfishing this arvo off the heads and I can now reassure myself that, whenever i think about sharks, i can say "Well, at least it's not a FUCKING MEGALODON JESUS FUCK THAT THING IS TERRIFYING!"
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-03-24 19:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go get your jetpack
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-24 18:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My Dead Zombie Christ, this was so fucking BOSH...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-24 18:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Big Shark
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-03-24 18:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Milk shitting contests..
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-24 18:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow dude.