My mother is a cunt! pt. 2 (714 hits)
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (View user info) at 2003-08-15 16:50:47 EDT
Well that last post came out blank, so here goes another.
I just got out of a relationship, yes i did, yes i did. I was rather scarred by the loss of my love, hence my shit spewing, hate filled persona here on Ubershit.com
I dont care if you cunts dont like it- My mum is a cunt so what do I care how you treat me.
Here is some info on me. the "411" if you will
I am:
Male
16
Bisexual with a preferance towards asian men
I prefer country music
I lost my virginity last month to an asian man. yeah! (korean)
I had herpes, it went away
Excuse all the shit posts - they will be better from now on i PROMISE.
and oh yeah
my mum is a cunt! fuck her with a table leg!
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-15 18:47:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-15 18:36:06 (#)
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Looks like someone was searching for "cunt" on uber to masturbate to.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-15 18:36:06 EDT (#)
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herpes don't go away, and also: asian dudes have such tiny penises I may dedicate my life to showing the world the truth about them.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-07-25 14:02:47 EDT (#)
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Does being gay give you the right to post absolute shit? No. Go die. Please.
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CHOKE AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER!
Submitted by The High-School Jock-Cock <HSJockCock.at.JockCock.com> at 2004-07-25 13:40:23 EDT (#)
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I ONCE WAS CAUGHT MASTERBATING WITH MY PET ARMIDIALLO IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM BY THE JANITOR. HE THEN PROCEEDED TO SKULL-FUCK ME UNTIL I WAS BLIND. THEN HE STUCK HIS FINGERS UP MY ASS AS I MOANED WITH PLEASURE... THE END...
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-07-25 13:37:28 EDT (#)
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well....she certainly has one. are you it?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-25 13:21:39 EDT (#)
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Oh how I miss my fake rival. Never did find out who it was. DDT? Insanethemind? Fritolay?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-08-17 07:10:32 EDT (#)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is the best post I've ever seen. I love me, and you....and me....and everything. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee.
http://www.tuesday.tk
Submitted by kinney69 (user info) at 2003-08-15 23:00:02 EDT (#)
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Are you sure it was herpes and not Gummi Bears some one shoved up your ass? (And that some one being you?)
Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2003-08-15 20:32:21 EDT (#)
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Ewwwwwwww........
You are a festering disease filled faggot.
Dont get fucked in the ass by someone who has herpes.
Dont have sex with anyone.
You have herpes.
Submitted by teena (user info) at 2003-08-15 18:50:02 EDT (#)
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You have herpes for life. It doesn't just 'go away'.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-08-15 18:47:39 EDT (#)
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Someone is pretending to be someone else no one cares about?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-15 18:09:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-08-15 17:57:50 EDT (#)
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this is not the real tuesday
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-08-15 17:38:53 EDT (#)
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Way to go Titinita....couldn't agree more!!
+2 for Titinita
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-15 17:33:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tifosi (user info) at 2003-08-15 17:22:33 EDT (#)
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Hey guy, you're right about your mom. If that filthy cunt would wipe her ass every once in a while she wouldn't be so bad. When she makes me go down on her and she just isn't fresh it takes all I have to be a trooper and finish the job. I mean come on, I have to finish after she jut took care of me so nicely. So yes, your mother is a cunt, but she deep throats and swallows the kids like a true lady.
I have to give you some plus points for being gay with a preference for asian men and liking country music. That is comedy.
Tifosi
Submitted by PuNKaSS4_20 (user info) at 2003-08-15 17:15:00 EDT (#)
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you were dating your mom?
Submitted by Goldneyes (user info) at 2003-08-15 17:03:14 EDT (#)
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ummm, as far as I understand, herpes doesnt go away, i think you have it forever. imight be worng though
Submitted by Ashlee <private> at 2003-08-15 17:01:54 EDT (#)
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I loathe that word.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-08-15 16:55:01 EDT (#)
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Ah fuck this.