Biology 009 (418 hits)
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Submitted by billrhine (View user info) at 2009-03-25 18:41:21 EDT
Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you too...
Nah....
Beans, beans, they're good for the heart, the more you eat, the more you...
Nah, that ain't it either.
Beans, beans, they come out yo ass, they give you a lot of real fucking ga. . .
No. FUCK!!
OK, man, I got it!
Beans, beans, they pump up your blood, they add certain carbohydrates to your system that exacerbate the biological cycles in your blood and cells, the ones that make the proteins and lipids that create pathways in the lining of the cells, the ones that help the nutrients flow from one side of the cytoplasm to the inner regions of the cell; just like a big bubble of sperm works its way into an egg after bypassing all of that slimy twat juice, the kind of stuff that resides in a woman's cunt, you all know what I mean. If you don't understand, go read a fucking book, you fum ducker.
Anyway, beans are fucking awesome, asslickers. . . .
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-26 17:43:43 EDT (#)
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20 +2s for the puke who can tell me what this was based upon. . . .
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-03-26 15:05:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-26 13:01:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-25 20:32:47 EDT (#)
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+2ing your own alter reminds me that you have serious issues.
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2009-03-26 11:53:31 EDT (#)
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Haha.
Submitted by UltraNinja (user info) at 2009-03-26 10:56:39 EDT (#)
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This is great. Titties.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-26 10:03:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-25 20:52:23 EDT (#)
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I got yer issue hangin', asshole.
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"Yer" is not an acceptable replacement for "your" or "you're". It makes me cringe. Yeesh.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-26 10:00:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-26 04:48:58 EDT (#)
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beans, beans, the more you like monkeys the more you like beans
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I genuinely LOL'ed on this one, EI. You're a fucking buffoon and I love you for it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-26 09:42:16 EDT (#)
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Beans are rad, unless they're beano.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-03-26 09:17:53 EDT (#)
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You are not allowed within 1500 yards of any schools. Makes it tough to live anywhere except the back woods of Alabama, doesn't it?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-03-26 09:08:44 EDT (#)
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hehe
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-26 08:39:42 EDT (#)
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http://farts.typepad.com/fart-sound-board.swf
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-03-26 08:26:09 EDT (#)
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BillRhine, the science guy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-26 04:48:58 EDT (#)
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beans, beans, the more you like monkeys the more you like beans
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-03-25 23:29:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-25 20:52:23 EDT (#)
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I got yer issue hangin', asshole.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-25 20:32:47 EDT (#)
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+2ing your own alter reminds me that you have serious issues.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-25 20:07:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-25 19:37:42 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt0YnVrfzGM&feature=related
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-03-25 19:34:52 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-25 19:27:22 EDT (#)
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Slow start.
The last bit made me smile.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-03-25 19:26:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-25 19:14:43 EDT (#)
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This post will not have a happy ending...before it disappears off the front page.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-25 18:55:10 EDT (#)
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...???
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-25 18:47:57 EDT (#)
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