Alliterative Boredom (287 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.48 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by billrhine (View user info) at 2009-03-27 00:58:16 EDT
Roger rapes rabid rabbits' rectums.
Billy balls big black baboons.
Cindy chews cavernous cunts.
Jacques jerks judicial jews.
Carla cums consistently.
Sam sucks several shlongs simultaneously.
Uber ugly underlings undulate under Uranus.
Tommy tittilates ten tremendous tarantulas thirty times to try to take them to the top.
Xavier x-rays x-boxes.
Dave digs dirty dogs, dicks dilapidated dinner dates.
She sucks slimy semen, sees spooge, shits silently.
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-27 10:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
even chaos-king, who has permanently scented your breath with the aromas of his never quite hard penis, won't rate your posts favourably.
of course he sees the value in protecting his auto +2 from you and so he doesn't go negative, BUT it's still pretty telling as to how you rate at uber and life in general.
i guess you'll always just be grover dill to jack's scut farkus.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-27 08:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Even Bubba would admit that this sucks.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2009-03-27 08:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why are you still posting with an alter?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-27 05:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Orgasmatron has you beat in every way.
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Agreed.
That doesn't change the fact that I still believe them when they say you're a nonce.
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-03-27 05:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-27 05:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-27 05:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I believe them when they say you're a nonce.
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Go fuck yourself, wannabe poet. Orgasmatron has you beat in every way.
STFU.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-27 05:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I believe them when they say you're a nonce.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-27 04:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh please write something decent
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-27 04:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-27 04:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Remember when you showed me that good post you made?
That was a while ago, huh.
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Then, I was inspired. Now, I'm old and tired. Life slaps us all now and again, and we just get lazy. Maybe I'll put up something good in the future, I don't know. This post was sheer boredom, as the title said, and I apologize for that. It wasn't meant to piss off anyone, just an outlet for me being bored.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-27 04:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Remember when you showed me that good post you made?
That was a while ago, huh.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-27 01:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Drinking is not the issue. Boredom is. Eating dead, burnt animals is in my past. As in the burgers I ate about an hour ago. . .
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-27 01:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba, have you been drinking again?
Come... let us kill things and eat them.