UberSurvey: Princess Leia in the Gold Bikini. (859 hits)
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Submitted by DarthFaded (View user info) at 2009-03-27 13:39:30 EDT
Princess Leia.... specifically in the Scene in Jabba's Fortress adorned in the Gold Bikini.
Even by today's standards Carrie Fisher is ass-hot spankable in that scene, but more than that, I reason that most men of my generation can relate a certain part of their "coming of age" if you will, to that bikini; to that scene.
I am confident in that most guys at some time in their lives had Princess Leia as part of some adolescent fantasy.
You have an iconic movie, a blockbuster trilogy; Star Wars, that includes what would turn out to be a character that encompasses nearly all aspects of male fantasy, played by a 20-something hot piece of ass.
Then put her in a skimpy outfit on a leash so a fat guy can make her "Dance for Daddy"...
Bravo Mr. Lucas.... Bravo.
Was this quintessential portrayal of Male fantasy apart of your childhood and adolescence?
Do you think that Princess Leia's character was calculated marketing to appeal to adolescent boys with the intention to BE an object of pre-pubescent fantasy, or do you think the character forged the concept of male fantasy in movies.
and most importantly
Would you do her? (of course in a time warp back to 1984 when she had just finished shooting the scene AND she'd stay in character)
Me.... Fuck yeah I would.
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Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-03-30 06:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES to the gold bikini and YES to the smokin' hawt Princess and YES she's aged since then and YES that aging process has left her more like a block of cheese than a fine wine so that one is left to wonder... does the Princess have a daughter or grand daughter? And would they like to ride the pony?
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-03-29 13:44:41 EDT (#)
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good, but not as good as when she was being a homicidal nutter in blues brothers.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-03-29 02:42:02 EDT (#)
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indeed.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-03-28 22:35:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-28 01:11:51 EDT (#)
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Being born in 1986, i was the very last wave of young men who actually had to watch scenes like this, and find torn up porno in hedgerows.
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holy shit, did EVERYONE discover porn that way? was there some mysterious team of dudes leaving torn pages of trashy euro hardcore porn mags all over suburbia?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-28 18:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-03-28 13:15:41 EDT (#)
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personally I liked her in the Blues Brothers, but that is probably my favourite movie of all time.
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*swoons*
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2009-03-28 15:16:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-03-28 13:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
personally I liked her in the Blues Brothers, but that is probably my favourite movie of all time.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-03-28 04:58:06 EDT (#)
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yup
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-28 01:11:51 EDT (#)
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Being born in 1986, i was the very last wave of young men who actually had to watch scenes like this, and find torn up porno in hedgerows.
If i'd been born five years later I would probably be typing "dog blood orgy" into imagefap instead of trolling this little site.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2009-03-27 21:26:17 EDT (#)
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If her vagina was adequately lubricated before I arrived on set, I'd hit it, I'm too busy and important for foreplay.
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-03-27 20:56:21 EDT (#)
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BOOOO
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-27 17:47:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmNYIulWsJk&NR=1
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2009-03-27 16:58:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:27:42 EDT (#)
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Have you seen her lately? She looks like she's 70. Seventy miles of bad road.
Drugs and alcohol will fuck you up. Plus, supposedly she's actually developed a fondness for electroshock.
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Seriously... She was the nun in Jay and SIlent Bob Strike back... she looked like she was ridden hard and put away wet.... for shizzle.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-03-27 16:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She makes the force strong with me.
in my pants.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:27:42 EDT (#)
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Have you seen her lately? She looks like she's 70. Seventy miles of bad road.
Drugs and alcohol will fuck you up. Plus, supposedly she's actually developed a fondness for electroshock.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:37:03 EDT (#)
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We want more women in metal clothing.
Submitted by abdansner (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:27:02 EDT (#)
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humpy humpy
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:23:26 EDT (#)
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Do you think that Princess Leia's character was calculated marketing to appeal to adolescent boys with the intention to BE an object of pre-pubescent fantasy, or do you think the character forged the concept of male fantasy in movies.
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It may have been a calculated marketing tool, I'm not sure, but fantasies, specifically sexual ones have been a staple of films since before the "talkies."
I think one of the first motion pictures was a skin flick actually.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:19:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:55:36 EDT (#)
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Oh, and a little known star wars fact:
In Return of the Jedi, when Leia gets hit in the arm taking cover by the shield generator (I think), Han makes the most obviously unscripted boob grab in cinematic history, then goes for her shoulder.
It's great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnEejtDqIyk
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That is fucking priceless.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:11:14 EDT (#)
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Just found this on Drake's post...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-04 12:34:53 EDT (#)
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CARRIE FUCKING FISHER.
I've never wanted to grab ahold of two cinnamon buns and perform a sexual act before I saw Star Wars.
BOO YAH KAH SHAAAAN.
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and now you know why they wont let me in any bakeries in the tristate area...
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:10:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:55:36 EDT (#)
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Oh, and a little known star wars fact:
In Return of the Jedi, when Leia gets hit in the arm taking cover by the shield generator (I think), Han makes the most obviously unscripted boob grab in cinematic history, then goes for her shoulder.
It's great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnEejtDqIyk
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:09:20 EDT (#)
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Sure I would. Even without the gold bikini.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56416
(nsfw)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:03:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:50:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:47:28 EDT (#)
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MERLINA has a brother?? Is he some sort of elf or hobbitt??
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HAHAHA. I'm still deciding whether or not to tell him that comment... he's not aware of Ubersite so maybe not.
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Prob a good idea, I dont want him (or you for that matter) casting any spells on me.
I need my genitals to be fully functional...or at least I hope I do.
P.S. - Haiku you should go to www.mrskin.com
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:59:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:57:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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Wow no geek rip, or criticism of drivel? Tlawrence... You're a dick...
or worse rather... a dick without an opinion... so therefore a dick for the sake of being a dick...
You dick.
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:57:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:55:36 EDT (#)
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Oh, and a little known star wars fact:
In Return of the Jedi, when Leia gets hit in the arm taking cover by the shield generator (I think), Han makes the most obviously unscripted boob grab in cinematic history, then goes for her shoulder.
It's great.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:55:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:53:30 EDT (#)
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+2 filename
Would we do her?
I think you knew the answer to that one long before this post, friend.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:51:12 EDT (#)
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It was there because it gave Lucas a woody.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:51:09 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA @ whispering eye...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:50:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:47:28 EDT (#)
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MERLINA has a brother?? Is he some sort of elf or hobbitt??
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HAHAHA. I'm still deciding whether or not to tell him that comment... he's not aware of Ubersite so maybe not.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:49:35 EDT (#)
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F yes. I'd play with her whispering eye for days.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:49:07 EDT (#)
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I know your questions are more aimed at the guys, but I've always loved the Princess Leia character because she is tough and sarcastic, and can fight. There were few (if any)female characters like that in mainstream movies or TV before Star Wars.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:48:08 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109528
My answer lies within
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:47:28 EDT (#)
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MERLINA has a brother?? Is he some sort of elf or hobbitt??
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:46:51 EDT (#)
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I dont think you can be male and NOT wanna step over your own mother to fuck Carrie Fisher in that outfit.
Not to mention I have a nice soft tummy for her to relax on like Jabba.
HO HO HO HO HA HA HA HA
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:43:34 EDT (#)
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oh god...
this is going to turn into a total dorkfest, isn't it?
but yeah, i'd hit it.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a girl, but my brother is sitting here with me and totally agrees.