My Top 10 Uber Assholes (+ BONUS CATWHORE) (1500 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.89 on 69 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by no1hasdis (View user info) at 2009-03-27 14:45:16 EDT
Slots 1-10 are vacant.
Seriously, what the fuck is the matter with some people? They sitting aorund stewing, writing long winded posts about the people they e-hate that they only know from a screen name on an obscure backwater website and fret everytime they don't gush praise on some mediocre fiction they slopped out to pass the time. Newsflash, hits and ratings do not validate your life.
Anyone taking this site that seriously needs to consider seeking professional help and going on some medication to assist their mental stability. Oh wait, nevermind.
Have good weekend bitches.
CATWHORE
User Reviews
Submitted by dantangel (user info) at 2009-06-19 18:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my cock is long and strong
tangel out
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-06-19 17:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:02:36 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Newsflash, hits and ratings do not validate your life."
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WHAT!
*stomps off to make a film*
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Beautiful pussy you have here.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-07 23:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
because i love you
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-01 15:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 no1hasdis
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-03-30 19:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-03-30 18:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
catwhore!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-03-30 07:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thoroughly agree.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-03-30 04:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
some good reviews on here
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-03-28 12:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Newsflash, cat-whores and hate-post rebuttals do not validate your life.
By the way, your cat is ugly as shit. Mine is way cuter.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2009-03-28 10:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-28 00:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-03-28 00:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know it's a cliche but I always loved Urbane. Her constant yet incredibly ironic pyschoanalysis of everybody was fucking hilarious - before Oyster-gate of course. After that it just got a bit scary
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lol, yeah, i forgot about her. so many fucked up people passed by.
i liked jaypeg cuz he was a total mess: http://www.ubersite.com/m/94743
he even talked to his shrink about ubersite, lol!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-28 00:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 alien catwhore
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120539
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-03-28 00:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-28 00:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there used to so many retards on here. my favorites were ets and jaypig. i could barely keep up with all the trolling going on at once even if i typed as fast as i could.
i don't want to sound nostalgic about the 'old crowd' like some do. people are just people. it's just obvious this website has a lot less traffic therefor less fucktards like kaos king. the front page cover 2-3 days. it used to cover just only the morning or the afternoon.
maybe if bart added porn to uber?
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I know it's a cliche but I always loved Urbane. Her constant yet incredibly ironic pyschoanalysis of everybody was fucking hilarious - before Oyster-gate of course. After that it just got a bit scary
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-28 00:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there used to so many retards on here. my favorites were ets and jaypig. i could barely keep up with all the trolling going on at once even if i typed as fast as i could.
i don't want to sound nostalgic about the 'old crowd' like some do. people are just people. it's just obvious this website has a lot less traffic therefor less fucktards like kaos king. the front page cover 2-3 days. it used to cover just only the morning or the afternoon.
maybe if bart added porn to uber?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-28 00:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just refer to kaos king as brian f steele like we used to do with eric d rice.
he's the new village idiot, along with the catfucker. both 'serious writers' concidentally. they're the best we got on this old website. the web 2.0 killed ubersite, imo =(
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2009-03-27 21:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2reviewswerefunnyderrrrrrrrrrrr...
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-03-27 20:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-27 19:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
secret page? spam you need to get laid, though yeah, i thought the same thing
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I'm working on it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-27 20:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-27 19:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
was a joke rob.
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duh.
Which is why I thought a good follow up would be to encourage you to keep at it after I saw just how many you were away. GEEZ.
WAY TO SUCK THE FUN OUT OF IT.
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-27 20:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Newsflash, hits and ratings do not validate your life"
How do you know? You've never made MVA. DO you know how much pussy and cash i got from getting 600,000 hits with a 1.5 average?
Chicks dig it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-27 19:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
was a joke rob. No one is nearer than you. you go man!
secret page? spam you need to get laid, though yeah, i thought the same thing
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-03-27 19:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like your pussy. It looks fluffy.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-03-27 19:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I made a top 10 list of uber users I know nothing about but love, you'd be like... number 2. Maaaaaaaybe number 1.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-03-27 18:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-27 17:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-27 17:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hits, however, are everything. I want to get MVA, being on a column on the left hand side of the screen on a website would complete me. I could die happily that day.
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You're only 530 odd thousand hits away.
Good luck!
Submitted by captainrads (user info) at 2009-03-27 17:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
----Newsflash, hits and ratings do not validate your life.---
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That's what YOU think...
I agree completely though, people care too much about what strangers think. These same people are myspace whores.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-03-27 17:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sadly, I really would love to be MVA. If only because I'm really curious as to how that feature works where you can change how your name appears. It must be on like a whole secret page of Uber and everything.
Unfortunately, I don't have the stomach it would take to post 20 times a day about Jack_McCallum for the rest of my natural life which seems to be required.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-03-27 17:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I be in slot 11?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-27 17:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hits, however, are everything. I want to get MVA, being on a column on the left hand side of the screen on a website would cpomplete me. I could die happily that day.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-03-27 17:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
they mean dick
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-03-27 17:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're right about rating though.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-03-27 17:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a 2+ from a dipshit.
say WHA?!...
RICHMOND!...
say WHA?!...
RICHMOND!...............
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-27 17:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't like you one bit.
Well, ok, maybe a little. Fucker.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-03-27 17:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
personally, Ubersite is the most important thing in the world to me. Everytime somebody slags me off it hurts. But I take on board their comments and allow it to make me a better person. I am a horse. neighhhhh. etc.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-27 17:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-27 16:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like you. you get all pissy with me and then i bitch back and then you are like aw i didn't mean it. it's like being in a relationship but without the sex. and erm actually meeting.
you also rate fair.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-27 16:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is STILL pissed about being left off of these lists.
Has all of my hard work the past 5 years (5 years? Please put a bullet in my face) been for naught?
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I'm afraid so. The site is more infested with dipshits then ever before, but you're just not bringing the hate anymore. You've gone from that guy that everyone hated to just being this short somewhat senile old man trying to fit in with the younger generation. You know, sort of like the ubersite version of papa smurf.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-03-27 16:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My cat could kick your cat's ass.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-27 16:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Newsflash, hits and ratings do not validate your life.
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WHAT!
*stomps off to make a film*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, a true expert in Sico. You might get your badge after all. Is there anything else you'd like to convolute for us?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:41:25 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Backwater website....never heard it before.
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Sorry to offend your sense of originality, Dick in a Skank.
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I have tears in my eyes.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-27 12:14:36 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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Hi experima, thanks for dropping in!
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always a pleasure!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is STILL pissed about being left off of these lists.
Has all of my hard work the past 5 years (5 years? Please put a bullet in my face) been for naught?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No disagreement here. You nailed it.
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Thanks for taking the time out of your busy day of underachieving and cleaning litter boxes to come rate, Jack
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's that? I can't hear you over that overwhelming amount of pussy.
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With the type of low grade STD infested pussy you get, the only thing being overwhelmed is your immune system. Well, also your dignity.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You keep this up - and next time you might make the list, toots.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's that? I can't hear you over that overwhelming amount of pussy.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Backwater website....never heard it before.
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Sorry to offend your sense of originality, Dick in a Skank.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No disagreement here. You nailed it.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it or care.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Backwater website....never heard it before.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 kittehz.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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Hi experima, thanks for dropping in!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-27 11:57:19 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Slots 1-10 are vacant.
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Are you at least accepting any applications?
-2APPLY
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WTF? OMG!!!!1!1! YOU RUINED MY E-STREAK, MY DAY IS RuINed! WWWWEEEEPEPP please validate me great intrawebz
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I regret nothing.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Easiest plus two anyone's ever gotten on this site.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that by any chance a flame-tailed Siamese?
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you sir, are a wonderful human being.
May your day be filled with +2s.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kitty \o/
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-03-27 15:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute kitty! It looks just like my Mary Jane.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121611
Forgot to link.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Slots 1-10 are vacant.
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Are you at least accepting any applications?
-2APPLY
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WTF? OMG!!!!1!1! YOU RUINED MY E-STREAK, MY DAY IS RuINed! WWWWEEEEPEPP please validate me great intrawebz
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Slots 1-10 are vacant.
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Are you at least accepting any applications?
-2APPLY
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Personally, if I dont get hits and ratings and n00dz from some random guy pretending to be a girl on the internet, my life is worthless. I NEED POINTLESS VALIDATION FROM COMPLETE STRANGERS!!
DADDY ISSUES
/wrists
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
harumph
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!!!"
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, douchebag, my ENTIRE existence is based from websites! I feed off of internet notoriety! LIKE THE FUCKING HIGHLANDER! RAWWWWWRRRR!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-27 14:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pffffffffft
hahahaha