My Top 10 Uber Assholes (1265 hits)
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Submitted by Deadtoast (View user info) at 2009-03-29 16:59:16 EDT
There has been a lot of talk here recently about the State of the Uber.
Here's my two cents.
10: The users that offer no content or value to this site. Aside from reviewing, they remain silent, stalking their next victim post with ninja like poise. Quietly waiting in the wings for the -2 bombing to start, then throwing their Shuriken of Insult +4 into the fray only to disappear into the night.
9: Dan Tangle. I like news. I like to keep up to date on the affairs of the world. That's the key phrase here, Dan. "Up to date". I actually wouldn't mind you if you posted something that wasn't already infiltrating the internet like so much syphilis. I know you don't have your own sources, reporters, or investigators to do any hard hitting journalism, so you essentially plagiarize other media outlets and post it on this site. That, sir, is why you are hated.
8: Those "Uber Elitists" that think having a low user number somehow makes up for their lack of wit or talent. So, you've been here since 2004? Wow! What's it like to have wasted FIVE FUCKING YEARS of your life on a website? Nice to know you hold a position of honor and all of the lowly serfs that don't come here everyday are, what was that you said - "Nobodies"?
7: Users that treat the reviews section like their own personal IM account. Seriously, you have a computer right in front of you, email them or something.
6: Speaking of reviews, those fuckwits that use a -2 as an attack on the poster or the subject of the post. Offering no real criticism for the author, these imbeciles readily admit they have no interest in reading the post simply because of author or subject. "Been done to death", "Rating the poster", and "No comment" are the catchphrases of these dimwits. They only surface to show their contempt for everything they don't agree with or like.
5: Speaking of reviews, those fuckwits that use a +2 as an ass kissing contest to the poster or the subject of the post. Offering no real criticism for the author, these imbeciles readily admit they have no interest in reading the post simply because of author or subject. "Auto+2 (subject/author)", "Rating the poster", and "No comment" are the catchphrases of these dimwits. They only surface to show their utter adoration for certain users.
4: The users that use a first post as an excuse to attack newcomers with the junk logic of "We all paid our dues and took our lumps, so should they!" Yeah, that is great logic unless you don't want any new users or talent here and are satisfied with the "Go outside and take a picture" trend that has been going on for months. I'd rather read a new users work than see one more god damned pictures of somebody's back yard.
3: That reminds me, stop the bandwagons unless they are actually entertaining or amusing. It does nobody any good.
2: The alters. Oh sweet Jesus, the alters. They are mostly people that fall into Numbers 10 and 6 above. Adversely, people need to stop the alter accusations. Some users think that every new user that doesn't treat them the way they feel they should be treated is an alter. Right off the bat. Some users think that certain users are alters of other users and refuse to believe otherwise because of some super secret proof they have and are just holding onto it for a special occasion.
1: Majul Cartoons. Not only is this talentless, South Park plagiarizing, foul mouthed, one insult MORON still coming here, he pimps MySpace blog as if anybody here gives two shits about it. I've seen his MySpace page. He has less friends there than he does here.
*BONUS*
Contains kettle/pot situation
Users that make posts for hits and/or heat simply for their own smug satisfaction.
User Reviews
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-07-08 16:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-07-08 15:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LETS ALL COMPLAIN ABOUT UBER
so been done before. And will again
I might even be in your hate list for being here a long time but...
When I joined Uber I was in debt and sad.
I have since:
Met the love of my life
Got my own company
Earned shed loads
Realised that this is just something that keeps you in touch with the world and how dynamics work and how things change and move as years go by.
Got over people being mean - who fucking cares - they're not important.. only frinds and family opinions matter
Learnt how people can lie
Learn how people can be honest
Realised that there are people out there in similar situations to me
Understood how young people act like asses and lean from mistakes by harsh uberers (often hilarious)
Met uber people and realised that we are all normal weirdos.
Get
Over
It
ps Hi Bart Bart
Submitted by dantangel (user info) at 2009-07-08 15:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is my first time seeing this i just wanted to say suck me
all the best
dan
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-04-19 22:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1: Majul Cartoons. Not only is this talentless, South Park plagiarizing, foul mouthed, one insult MORON still coming here, he pimps MySpace blog as if anybody here gives two shits about it. I've seen his MySpace page. He has less friends there than he does here.
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Ok, first of all, just because the animation style is similar to south park doesn't mean its plagiarism.
...you could say that American dad and family guy ripped off the Simpsons who ripped off the Flintstones or that burger king ripped off McDonalds...
...i'm only foul mouthed to 90% of morons here as they are completely retarded and need to be reminded of their retardation by random strangers. The remaining 10% of intelligent people agree with me profoundly
...also, there's currently 162 friends on my myspace, as i recently started accepting invitations, these people are screened to eliminate shitty garage bands and include mostly girls not guys.
Last of all, you are one of these morons i speak off - who cares who you hate?, i hope your house gets foreclosed.
Retard
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-19 21:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-03-30 08:18:42 PDT (#)
Ranking: -1
These hate posts are a lot more fun when they name names. They're more inflammatory that way. (No one gives a fuck about Dan Tangel, so he doesn't count.)
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2009-04-01 15:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
#11 - Users who bitch about nothing.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-31 11:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto -2 Uber related post ROFL
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-03-31 00:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well said
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-30 23:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what a fag!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-03-30 19:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*chuckle*
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-03-30 17:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those alters are indeed the biggest assholes. Most of them are Method's too.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-03-30 14:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-03-30 14:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-1 for not performing expected magic.
Users that make posts for hits and/or heat simply for their own smug satisfaction.
;-)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-30 13:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
if you don't use names, how do you expect people to have drama filled exchanges which they later realize made them look like bigger jackasses than the original comment ever could?
you have failed me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-30 12:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'll give you back your two cents and tell you that people who post about Uber need to stfu
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-03-30 11:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe no one has called out Ground-horse as one of their favorite assholes. Where's the love, people?
And to answer your question about how it feels to have wasted 5 years on this site: It feels GREAT. Thanks for asking.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-03-30 11:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-03-30 11:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
These hate posts are a lot more fun when they name names. They're more inflammatory that way. (No one gives a fuck about Dan Tangel, so he doesn't count.)
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-03-30 11:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is solely for the deadpool image and the poster.
As it turns out, I was visiting a friend in ATL this weekend. He had a tattoo on his arm of Deadpool's face/logo, which looks surprisingly like the GA bulldogs logo. I asked him why he had that since he has no interest in college football, which is how I found out it was a deadpool logo. I could email you but this is more conveniant.
Since you're only looking for hits it won't hurt that I give this a simple 0 will it?
I'm also Elite. I'm the most important uber-user ever. If it weren't for my constant hilarity and contributions to this site the entire thing would've fallen apart 2 years ago and Bart would have shut it down due to lack of attendance or usage. It's true, ask everyone.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-30 11:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"4: The users that use a first post as an excuse to attack newcomers with the junk logic of "We all paid our dues and took our lumps, so should they!" Yeah, that is great logic unless you don't want any new users or talent here and are satisfied with the "Go outside and take a picture" trend that has been going on for months. I'd rather read a new users work than see one more god damned pictures of somebody's back yard."
I agree with this. No reason to discourage new people. It is counter productive.
ps
I LIKE "Go outside and take a picture" posts.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-30 10:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-03-30 10:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gospel
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-03-30 04:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
has anyone called teh WAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE yet?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-03-30 03:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so what if someone falls into one of those catergories. If everyone here actually tried to avoid every point you laid out, it would suck. Every lame link post would garner +2's and be ultimately deceiving.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-30 01:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-30 01:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't read it. Auto +2 the poster.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2009-03-30 01:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-29 20:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2009-03-29 19:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
filename
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You whine that you want your ratings back, yet you consistently rate based of some idiotic, spurious ctiterium such as filename. Grow up.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-03-30 01:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i never make lists...
+1 content
+1 deadpool
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-03-30 00:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-03-29 23:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
3: That reminds me, stop the bandwagons unless they are actually entertaining or amusing. It does nobody any good.
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-2 for this post being niether.
+1 for hating on Majuls Cartoons
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It is a pretty funny bandwagon, though. It deserves its own day. What should we call it? "T10UA Friday"? "TXUA"? (Roman numeral for 10) Any ideas?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-03-30 00:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone is an asshole in their own special unique way. Just enjoy that we arn't all the same.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-03-29 23:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
3: That reminds me, stop the bandwagons unless they are actually entertaining or amusing. It does nobody any good.
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-2 for this post being niether.
+1 for hating on Majuls Cartoons
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-29 21:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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...of course.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2009-03-29 21:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
all Bergs excluded, naturally.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2009-03-29 21:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, fuckem in the cornhole!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-29 21:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2009-03-29 21:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
#.5: Users submitting goodbye posts only to come back weeks later.
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YEAH FUCK THOSE PEOPLE.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-03-29 21:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am 40% of the above
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-29 21:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-29 20:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I truly wish I gave a shit what you thought...
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Sure ya do, Pinocchio.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2009-03-29 21:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
#.5: Users submitting goodbye posts only to come back weeks later.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-03-29 21:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree with forensic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-29 20:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I truly wish I gave a shit what you thought...
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-03-29 20:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
here comes a -2 shuriken, and away into the night i go.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-29 20:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2009-03-29 19:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
filename
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You whine that you want your ratings back, yet you consistently rate based of some idiotic, spurious ctiterium such as filename. Grow up.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2009-03-29 19:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
filename
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-03-29 19:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-29 19:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking faggot.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-29 18:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-03-29 18:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Deadtoast auto +2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-29 18:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
heh lunfish made me laugh
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-03-29 18:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Deadtoast auto +2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-29 17:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-03-29 17:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BOOOOO
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-29 17:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOW EXCITING!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-03-29 17:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I just drank one of those 5-hour energy things and I keep burping it back up again GROSS
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-29 17:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We're all assholes, each in our unique way.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-29 17:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, this was much better than mine.
Plus the Deadpool Motivational Image really kicked it in the end...
Submitted by Jorge_Burrito (user info) at 2009-03-29 17:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
10: The users that offer no content or value to this site. Aside from reviewing, they remain silent, stalking their next victim post with ninja like poise. Quietly waiting in the wings for the -2 bombing to start, then throwing their Shuriken of Insult +4 into the fray only to disappear into the night.
This is me, post was crap. -2