I'm sick and tired of hearing things from up-tight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrits (974 hits)
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Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2009-03-30 08:48:11 EDT
Apparantly I'm an asshole according to the resident pie muncher, so I guess I'll just take the bait and make a post that tries to pander to the people that I actually like, who will most likely be repulsed at this shamless display of joining in!
Corn_nugget - Will always click on her posts. I like her stories, I like how personal she is willing to get..
Orphelia - A complete and utter sweetheart, with a big heart, and at times reminds me of my old aunt who can be completely inappropriate, in a way that makes me cringe, but someone I always love.
Sacrilicious - Offers sage wisdom - would be awesome to get stoned with, but plays it safe.
Netimportant - I think this girl would be an awesome best friend to someone. She strikes me as someone loyal. If not brutal.
Sage - Sometimes, completely boring. And when she isn't being all caught up about ratings, is pretty nice in general
Fey - My fellow kiwi. Which just makes her awesome no matter what. Did you hear about them taking the 'h' out of whanganui? It's official.
Ducky - Whenever I see her name on uber, in my head, I go 'DUUUUUCCCKKKEEEEYYY!!!!' in a pee wee herman voice, and I have no idea why.
Merlina - I think brussell sprouts. And someone that would cook me an awesome breakfast.
Danger_Ranger - completely deranged, as only aussies can be, he's probably the funniest person on ubersite.
Scourge - writes the best reviews on the site. And whatever happened to that uberdirectory?
Lechuza - wrote a review that I laughed over for days, his 'I can't get aids, I'm not black or gay' comment is probably up there with Phallic_Cymbals, 'I just scratched my butt and it smelt like bait - weird'
Emission_Impossible - Is crazy and likeable all at the same time.
Lungfish - Probably the best guy ever, the longjohns, the booze = best camwhore in the world, I look forward to being his ex-wife someday.
Apollo - Really adds nothing but pretty good one liners and tmi about his jewish / Romanian? girlfriend.
Shlongy - the original asshole. Or so I hear. He's just the 'hole' guy to me.
Caulincourt - Is guy-bitchy, the very first time I ever saw an 'uber fight' was between him and loki. It was what made me sign up to uber.
Unabonger - Just love that name. For obvious reasons it reminds me of Timothy McVeigh, who chose a poem to be said at his execution - it's an awesome poem.
Stagger_lee - I kinda like him *shrugs*
Snark - Shares my deep fear of waistcoats, and my ferocious love of bacon. Which means he shall one day rule in the valley of toe. Even if he is a little bit crocodile.
Skrapmetal - can cook. Well. I'm a cooking show groupie.
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User Reviews
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-02 03:38:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-31 23:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Toe do you have a particular aversion to Camwhoring?
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not really. DO YOU?
email me i_can_get_you_a_toe.at.hotmail.com - I'm Sage! let's be friends!
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
at least they can spell, fuckstick.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2009-04-01 15:14:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-31 23:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Toe do you have a particular aversion to Camwhoring?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-03-31 22:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey iddqd, email me at cornnugget.at.gmail.com , subject line: yah yah I suck
lol
I seriously just cracked myself up.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-03-31 20:04:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-03-31 03:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you. You're kinda fierce and I like it.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-03-31 02:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never make l-.....
oh wait.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-03-31 00:18:18 EDT (#)
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Nice imaginary world you've created there.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-03-30 18:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm far too old for you, Toe. What the hell's the matter with you?
Sicko.
Ps, cute pic.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-03-30 16:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOVIN' THE LUUUUURVE
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
peace all
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-03-30 16:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(P.S Next time please sound more enthusiastic about liking me, thanks. *smooches*)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-03-30 15:43:12 EDT (#)
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And netimportant IS awesome. I love her. Scourge isn't half as funny as you think (I'm on a scourge bashing kick because it's funny). You said something about EI in there too, but I already forgot what. I feel obligated to mention that he's a good guy (because if I don't, he'll get all whiny on gmail chat).
<3
I'm so glad you did this post. It's nice to have some happy vibes in here.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-03-30 15:41:23 EDT (#)
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I'm so gay. I was actually REALLY happy to see my name here.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-03-30 14:53:59 EDT (#)
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But the "h" is the only thing the place has got going for it! Shit.
I like you too.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2009-03-30 14:31:39 EDT (#)
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I never make these lists.
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-03-30 14:01:00 EDT (#)
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you made all that up didn't you?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-03-30 13:49:11 EDT (#)
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Scourge - writes the best reviews on the site. And whatever happened to that Red Sox Tribute?
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NO KIDDING.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-30 12:59:34 EDT (#)
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Asscuntle
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-03-30 12:36:08 EDT (#)
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so you're a girl?
i could never tell.
and i'm not a bitch, bitch :-D
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-30 12:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacrilicious - Offers sage wisdom - would be awesome to get stoned with, but plays it safe.
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It's sad..my best friend would disagree with you. Unless we get up and do things, I tend to fall asleep anymore after I smoke. It's getting to the point where he doesn't want to watch movies with me anymore.
Do you mean I play it safe in my comments?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-03-30 11:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Harharhar. Glad to see some positivity on here that isn't HIV related.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-30 11:43:40 EDT (#)
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and re: directory, as phallic_cymbals so capably noted, i'm a useless faggot.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-03-30 11:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a little bit crocodile and a little bit rock and roll.
Ba dum dum
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-30 11:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
when a post displays this much truth in regards to The Me, how can i do anything but +2?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-03-30 11:13:44 EDT (#)
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wait a second....
i know you....
weren't you in the East German 'ladies' Shot Put team?
I'd know those shoulders anywhere.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-30 11:05:07 EDT (#)
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that picture is too small! Are there any other Toe Camwhores lyin around?
she's like a secret agent!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-30 11:02:44 EDT (#)
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Accountants aren't boring, we just like boring things.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-30 10:56:19 EDT (#)
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..."All I want is the truth (TRUUUUTH) , Just gimme some truth..."
You want Shlongy, dontcha? I don't blame you.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-30 10:55:56 EDT (#)
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Good for you for LIKING. Negative is not healthy. Just my opinion.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-30 10:48:30 EDT (#)
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+2 namedrop. You're too kind.
I can also weld, play music, and maintain the pool chemistry. I can't dance (so don't ask me).
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-30 10:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs more sicosemen and less zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-03-30 10:33:40 EDT (#)
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Indeed.
*licks finger and flips notepad*
Eggs benedict? Croque monsieur?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-03-30 10:23:51 EDT (#)
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Pee Wee Herman? Oh man.
I'm sick of the negative crap 'uber-asshole' posts...this was timed nicely.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-03-30 09:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sandmantate- This guy has a sexy ass, an acidic wit, and an impressive IQ. What isn't there for a woman to love?
(you forgot one)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-30 09:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wrong about me? yeah right cruella!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-30 09:20:58 EDT (#)
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you are SOOO wrong bout emission though
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-30 09:19:53 EDT (#)
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That's the worst goddamn camwhore in the world.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-30 09:17:00 EDT (#)
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yeah and learn to spell
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hypocrite%27s
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-30 09:13:44 EDT (#)
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a few weirdos on your list. HEY ORPhelia! SAge! SCourge! :P
ummm yeah lets get freaky
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-30 09:07:07 EDT (#)
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god toe, you should have put camwhore in your title.
have you learned nothing?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-03-30 09:03:45 EDT (#)
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I kinda unobtrusively camwhored.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-30 08:52:26 EDT (#)
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I love me some Toe
TROOF