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I may have been abducted by aliens (521 hits)

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Submitted by Rokinroj <rokinroj.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-15 19:14:30 EDT

I woke up a few days ago, and while still in bed half asleep really, the first thing that I thought was "damn, my belly button hurts". I got up and turned on the light and noticed that I was bleeding from my belly button.
I can't recall any trauma to the area which you would think that I would if I had had any. I am straight and married, so no chance that a confused lover rolled over in the night and raped me in the belly button by mistake. I just can't explain it.
It bled for seriously about 2 days, and finally stopped after spending the day at the beach yesterday. (maybe it was the salt water)
Think maybe I was abducted? If I go to the doctor and they pull out some silicon chip I am going to be most upset.

The truth is out there!

Rokinroj

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Submitted by Illegal_Jose (user info) at 2003-08-15 20:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If you get x-rays and there is a chip, post em.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2003-08-15 19:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

So the aliens threw you back... I guess they have human limits they can catch a day I see.

+1 for winning

Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-15 19:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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