Hey Bitch (Rant) (1161 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.86 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by dangerdude (View user info) at 2009-04-05 20:06:20 EDT
If you're going to stay over in MY apartment and fuck your lanky ass boyfriend against MY wall, LOUD AS FUCK, late as hell, ALL THE FUCKING TIME, without paying rent or cleaning up after yourself, then please do a little something for me.
FLUSH YOUR FUCKING BLOODY FUCKING TAMPON DOWN THE DRAIN SO EVERYONE ELSE IN THE APARTMENT DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW YOUR BOYFRIEND IS GETTING HIS FUCKING RED WINGS FOR FUCKING FUCK'S SAKE!
FUUUUUCK!
User Reviews
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-04 00:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The illustration is excellent.
The comments are as interesting as the rant.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2009-05-03 12:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
be careful what you wish for. flushed tampons account for 97% of the clogged "ladies" room toilets at the bar i tend
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-05-03 10:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
quite amusing
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-05-02 21:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-04-06 17:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i never flush my tampons because we used to stop up the toilet and my dad would get fucking pissed off but he wouldn't say anything because it involved his little girls' punannis.
i think it was just the pipes at my house.
i love flosex.
a good orgasm helps with the cramps.
most guys are so horny they don't care, but if they do, sayonara baby.
this one guy got me out in the woods on a hike, and he pulled it out with his teeth and flung it over his shoulder like a dog with a bone.
that was fucking hot.
when we were done we saw the bloody thinghanging from a branch right over our heads.
that was a little gross.
you sound jealous.
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You forgot the rest of your name, reginajacks-off hobos,dogs,rats,andthethreelittlepigsandthenswallowsitall. Stupid cunt.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2009-04-08 00:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-04-07 08:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eeeeesh.
at least its not jen. that would be horrific.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-04-07 00:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck hockey and Detroit. fuck you too, asshole.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-06 19:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118905
Possibly the same person?
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-04-06 17:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol poor baby
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-04-06 17:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think i need to vomit now.
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-04-06 17:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i never flush my tampons because we used to stop up the toilet and my dad would get fucking pissed off but he wouldn't say anything because it involved his little girls' punannis.
i think it was just the pipes at my house.
i love flosex.
a good orgasm helps with the cramps.
most guys are so horny they don't care, but if they do, sayonara baby.
this one guy got me out in the woods on a hike, and he pulled it out with his teeth and flung it over his shoulder like a dog with a bone.
that was fucking hot.
when we were done we saw the bloody thinghanging from a branch right over our heads.
that was a little gross.
you sound jealous.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-06 12:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let that bitch know!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-04-06 12:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
at least she didn't leave a red butt shaped print on the wall...
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-04-06 11:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
danger ranger hasn't got shit on me.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2009-04-06 11:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Say you like eating red carpet!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-06 10:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why not kick her bleeding, dead beat ass out?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-06 10:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-06 10:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My bad you're not Danger Ranger.
Have points.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-06 10:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your title reminded me of that Ying Yang Twins song "Wait (Whisper Song)"...
"Hey bitch! Wait till you see my dick, Ima beat that pussy up..."
Also, har har red wings!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-06 09:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-05 20:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ew
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-06 09:21:21 EDT (#)
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Haha, thats gross. You have to tell her though, sometimes we just forget.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-06 07:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahah
Crime scene sex FTW
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-04-06 05:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I once took a chicks virginity, well, I've taken a few but this one, her hymen was so fucking solid I practically had to tear that shit open with my hand. She wasn't much of a looker and was not too great at keeping a guy horny, I was gonna thumb in a semi.
I left a big bloody handprint streaked across her bedroom wall and was gone by the time she woke up.
Her parents were getting home that day so she probably had to scrub that shit, I don't know, never saw her again.
Thinking about it, I went to school with her older brother, he was a dick, hahahaha fuck you. (or your sister as the case may be)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-06 05:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-06 04:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ummm its your flat dickballs, sort it out
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-04-06 01:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-04-06 01:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i did it better http://www.ubersite.com/m/119947
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-04-06 01:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, you really told her!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-04-05 23:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i think you just want to fuck your roommate's girl.
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-05 22:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Preach on! red wings + wall = splatter. Have the bitch refund your security bond!
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-04-05 22:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to, but normally she's really nice and I'd feel bad.
She's just dumb as rocks.
I was thinking about how I should bring this up in conversation, but all I've got so far is
"O hai, ummm by the waaaay..."
Thats it, thats all I've got.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-05 21:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-05 20:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ew
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and:
Print this out and tape it to the bathroom door.
I dare ya.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-05 20:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Any fool who eats bloody pussy needs slapped in the face and kicked in the nuts. Also, why would you let a numb cunt like that live in your place? Are you really that STUPID??? Jesus!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-05 20:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ew