how to delete posts (616 hits)
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Submitted by mystikast.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2009-04-06 03:15:46 EDT
how do I delete a post I've made in the past? Something that I submitted. I cant find anyway to do it on ubersite.
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2009-04-08 15:08:33 EDT (#)
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-2die
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:54:44 EDT (#)
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i can give you bart's personal information and you can figure it out from there. just let me know.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-04-06 15:36:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-06 11:02:40 EDT (#)
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It can be done. Proof: http://www.ubersite.com/m/2000
Here's how (wildcat taught me this)...
"If in the instance that you post something and forgot to use all three of your braincells and you want to take the post out of your post history, it can be done. You don't need any real programming skills or intelligence for that matter.
First, take a look at that orange RSS button. If you press it it takes you to a page that lists everything you've done in text format. To delete one of yout posts, simply copy and paste everything from that RSS page into the text block for a new post. Then delete the entry from the text and post it.
IMPORTANT: In order for the server to understand that a change is to be made to your post history, you must post under the title "Post History Change for User: XXXXXX" XXXXX is wheree you put your user ID number. Hit the Hook Me Up! button now and the changes to your profile will be made. The corrective post will not appear on the front page, so don't worry about it.
It's that easy."
________
what he said. it's true. in the future, think about your posts.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-06 15:07:17 EDT (#)
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Delete yourself from the gene pool
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-06 14:07:43 EDT (#)
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You can't... ever.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-04-06 13:11:54 EDT (#)
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The best way to delete your posts is to DELETE YOURSELF FROM EXISTENCE, then you'll never have to worry about the agony of having maybe 1,400 people in this world of several billion read something stupid or juvenile that you produced.
But I doubt your posts will ever generate that many hits.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-06 11:02:40 EDT (#)
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It can be done. Proof: http://www.ubersite.com/m/2000
Here's how (wildcat taught me this)...
"If in the instance that you post something and forgot to use all three of your braincells and you want to take the post out of your post history, it can be done. You don't need any real programming skills or intelligence for that matter.
First, take a look at that orange RSS button. If you press it it takes you to a page that lists everything you've done in text format. To delete one of yout posts, simply copy and paste everything from that RSS page into the text block for a new post. Then delete the entry from the text and post it.
IMPORTANT: In order for the server to understand that a change is to be made to your post history, you must post under the title "Post History Change for User: XXXXXX" XXXXX is wheree you put your user ID number. Hit the Hook Me Up! button now and the changes to your profile will be made. The corrective post will not appear on the front page, so don't worry about it.
It's that easy."
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-06 10:32:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-06 10:15:58 EDT (#)
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FAIL.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-06 08:30:42 EDT (#)
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ouche' de' ag' be'
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-06 08:00:40 EDT (#)
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why do you think he's racist? just because he hates niggers?
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2009-04-06 07:56:37 EDT (#)
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Its easy..
Send someone on Uber Pictures of your Bajiiner.
Cry a lot when they post them for the world to see.
Post will Dissappear.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-04-06 05:03:55 EDT (#)
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Its probably this one.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23917
Racist cracka tryin' to keep a brother down.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-04-06 05:02:26 EDT (#)
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you should probably start with this post.
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-06 03:45:18 EDT (#)
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man, pahllusgongcymballic, that's fucked up
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-04-06 03:42:00 EDT (#)
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Eurgh. This shit again? No-one reads the rules anymore
Post a reply to your FIRST POST in the following format:
>(the post number [121757 in this case])
>DELETE
>(your password)
So it would look like this:
>121757
>DELETE
>Pete123
And submit.
You'll get an "Are you sure?" Prompt. Click yes. Success!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-04-06 03:31:40 EDT (#)
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To delete a post will require you to track down Bart Cilfone and make a force full argument. The best, and quickest, method is to simply offer him a bribe of some $100,000 dollars. A mere trifle for a webmaster of his magnitude, but a suitable stipend which he will not find insulting.
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-04-06 03:21:57 EDT (#)
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Posts can't be deleted. They will remain here forever, and in the vacuum of space, staring back at you.
+2 'cause you'll need it.