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Submitted by The real fake Amanda Metal (View user info) at 2009-04-07 12:11:56 EDT
Jack McCallum's mom and dad are first cousins, also he has a swastika tattoo on his taint. TA-DA.
Just kidding dude, you're a stand up guy and a super writer. Cheers.
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Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-17 18:29:42 EDT (#)
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No Content
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-18 20:20:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 11:20:00 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:05:26 EDT (#)
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Don't sweat it. It always amazes me that people who vehemently deny that anyone can 'know' them through their internet postings are the same people who think they 'know' someone like me.
OK, Uber. You think you know where I work? You think you know who I am?
Let's have a little face-to-face.
It'll be fun.
Promise.
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shhhh, pussy, shhh.
don't act tough, it's embarassing.
nobody needs to have a face-to-face when all they need to do is send an email to your work, telling them all you do is fuck around all day (i do too, but nobody knows where i work), posting racist and mysogynistic comments.
i wouldn't do it. i simply used a pic you posted on uber. but it'd be funny if someone did. not that i condone it. the ensuing drama however, that i'd like to see.
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APPARENTLY, MY JOB GOT OUTSOURCED TO CANADA
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-04-13 04:13:22 EDT (#)
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Cheers mate
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:50:53 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95544#2220978
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-04-09 09:47:51 EDT (#)
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you shut up!
no you shut up!
no you, you stoopid doody head!
mooooooom!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-04-09 01:16:36 EDT (#)
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I didn't ask for alternative methods of finding it, Cunt. I told you to post the link for me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 00:59:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-04-09 00:46:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 01:58:34 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/120957#2855891
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120957#2855296
that's pretty much the equivalent of what i did below. i'm not worried.
if some users were still here though, i'd buy a rifle:
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:45:14 (#)
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Ya know, there are times in life where I abso-fucking-lutely want to fly across the country to see someone face to face and watch them puss out and shit themselves. I wanted to do it with Caul, and with jimthefiend, and now you, spanky.
But thankfully, I've been given one HELL of a mellowing mantra from my shrink, and it does wonders for me when I get this annoyed with people.
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Link that review for me, Kermit. I want to know who that fat fuck was talking to when he said that.
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search it. i just posted it back then so it's in my uber. dunnno where its from exactly.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-04-09 00:48:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-04-08 11:49:35 EST (#)
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It's almost always women who make these fucking horrible threads. TigerLilly used to have a fucking pseudo-monopoly on it.
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TigerLily is a man, Bozo
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-04-09 00:46:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 01:58:34 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/120957#2855891
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120957#2855296
that's pretty much the equivalent of what i did below. i'm not worried.
if some users were still here though, i'd buy a rifle:
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:45:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ya know, there are times in life where I abso-fucking-lutely want to fly across the country to see someone face to face and watch them puss out and shit themselves. I wanted to do it with Caul, and with jimthefiend, and now you, spanky.
But thankfully, I've been given one HELL of a mellowing mantra from my shrink, and it does wonders for me when I get this annoyed with people.
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Link that review for me, Kermit. I want to know who that fat fuck was talking to when he said that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-04-08 20:07:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-04-07 18:17:45 CDT (#)
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Mom jokes are so old.
lol
some ace reviews below
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-08 11:58:34 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/120957#2855891
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120957#2855296
that's pretty much the equivalent of what i did below. i'm not worried.
if some users were still here though, i'd buy a rifle:
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-10 21:45:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ya know, there are times in life where I abso-fucking-lutely want to fly across the country to see someone face to face and watch them puss out and shit themselves. I wanted to do it with Caul, and with jimthefiend, and now you, spanky.
But thankfully, I've been given one HELL of a mellowing mantra from my shrink, and it does wonders for me when I get this annoyed with people.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-08 11:54:25 EDT (#)
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iddqd, i'm not wishing on jack.
i just wanted to make him panick a little cuz this is the same man who thought that oathmeal losing his job was the greatest thing to happen on ubersite.
let's be honest, nothing will happen to jack. he's in no way as annoying as oathmeal or even me to get someone to go out there and email his boss, if it really is where he works. not only that, but there are a lot less fucked up people on here than there used to be. that makes me sad in a way but at least i don't have to worry if someone finds out where i live or work.
the only thing likely to happen to jack is dying in cat piss like that guy in Train Spotting.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-04-08 11:46:32 EDT (#)
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i just dont see why caul would bother with the whole trying to provoke some unstable loser into fucking with jack's life. not even for the lulz.
i really have a 'what happens on the field, stays on the field' kind of perspective. i really dont see why anyone who isnt a butthurt, angsty, selfish teen would want to fuck with someones personal life, because of disagreements, or even out and out dislikes of someone they 'know' on the internet.
i mean, every time i get rob to wish physical pain upon me it makes me lol because theres no way in the world i would do the same back, and it makes me laugh at how i got to him. this shit is all a game, and if youre stooping to fuck with someones livelihood (even if by degrees of separation, and youve provided all the tools here, caul), of even hope they get hurt because of some words you dont like, then you need to either chill out, or find something real to make you lol.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-08 11:27:03 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=nauseating&user_id=34209
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=pointless&user_id=34209
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=schrodinger&user_id=34209
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=painfully&user_id=34209
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-08 11:24:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-04-08 09:44:18 EDT (#)
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how painfully nauseating and unnecessary...
pointless, unoriginal and an utter waste of time
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how many times you plan on using the word nauseating?
think i've seen you use it like 4 times in a few days.
and what's unnecessary is the overuse of adverbs.
"painfully nauseating and uneccesary" try to put an image on that and you'll see how it makes little sense.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-08 10:30:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-04-08 09:44:18 EDT (#)
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how painfully nauseating and unnecessary...
pointless, unoriginal and an utter waste of time
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Pot this is kettle.
Kettle, this imbred looking dumbass is majercartoons, but everybody calls him pot.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-04-08 09:44:18 EDT (#)
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how painfully nauseating and unnecessary...
...you remind me of that fat chick in high school that never offend anybody because she was afraid of being ridiculed for being fat
pointless, unoriginal and an utter waste of time
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-08 09:27:56 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/121780
Will this work?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-08 02:26:41 EDT (#)
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ahhahahaa
brilliant.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-08 00:05:18 EDT (#)
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"See what happens." You don't know about Jack's secret weapon: It's me. My breath can peel paint at 50 yards. (That's 45.45 meters, Caul).
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-07 22:45:58 EDT (#)
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I hope you haven't really put his work on here. That is truly awful if you have.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-04-07 21:49:35 EDT (#)
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It's almost always women who make these fucking horrible threads. TigerLilly used to have a fucking pseudo-monopoly on it.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-04-07 21:37:42 EDT (#)
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WTF is up with your tent? Have you been hanging out with Rainbow?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-07 20:57:30 EDT (#)
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Amanda Metal, I love you and your childrens children. <3
I don't think I tell you that enough.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-04-07 20:34:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:48:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:39:29 EDT (#)
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That reminds me of a backwoods hill billy.
Im gonna give yeh the business.
*Tobacco spit*
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Actually it's Ward Cleaver on almost every episode of 'Leave it to Beaver.'
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Actually, it was Eddie Haskell. He was always giving Beaver "the business" (picking on him) because he was a "little creep". I loved Eddie Haskell. Just like the evil Nelly Olson on "Little House on the Prairie", and the trolls on Ubersite, Eddie Haskell saved what would have otherwise been a bland, insipidly nice show by acting like the Anti-Christ.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-04-07 19:17:45 EDT (#)
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Mom jokes are so old.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-04-07 19:14:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-04-07 16:14:03 EDT (#)
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That silhouette of that girl in the bottom left-hand corner looks like she's sucking a mean one.
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She's playing a flute, I think.
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Skin flute?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 18:49:27 EDT (#)
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999068. I must be getting some serious second-hand heat.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:57:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:53:19 EDT (#)
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imagine the scene. you lock your door and wave at an unemployed jack_mccallum. he roams around for a while cuz he wouldn't leave after having travelled for so long. you call the cops. then you come out and beat him with a hockey stick and claim defense. then they take him away.
and you lol for days
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LOL
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:55:32 EDT (#)
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+5?
Daamn.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:54:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:48:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:37:35 EDT (#)
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I'm going to give you boys the business.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:37:20 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt and no1hasdis. Get ready for it.
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HAHAHAHHAHA
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llololllolol
Watch out Caul! The outsider is bringing out his unique brand of vigilante justice. He took that shit straight out of Leave it to Beaver, and lord knows that show was vicous. Beware when Jack comes to give the business.
He might roll up in his hardcore Ford Ranger and unleash his Vorpal Feline Finger Claw of Ultimate Doom +5 to castrate you!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:53:19 EDT (#)
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imagine the scene. you lock your door and wave at an unemployed jack_mccallum. he roams around for a while cuz he wouldn't leave after having travelled for so long. you call the cops. then you come out and beat him with a hockey stick and claim defense. then they take him away.
and you lol for days.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:49:50 EDT (#)
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Ive never seen that show, I have heard of it tho.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:49:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 16:35:36 EDT (#)
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What is this Beaver Leaving thing? stfu. I have never heard of it. Your stupid culture is stupid. Just because you watch TV all day long doesn't mean I should know who Beaver Liver is. stfu!!!
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pretty much
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:48:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:39:29 EDT (#)
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That reminds me of a backwoods hill billy.
Im gonna give yeh the business.
*Tobacco spit*
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Actually it's Ward Cleaver on almost every episode of 'Leave it to Beaver.'
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 16:35:36 EDT (#)
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What is this Beaver Leaving thing? stfu. I have never heard of it. Your stupid culture is stupid. Just because you watch TV all day long doesn't mean I should know who Beaver Liver is. stfu!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:48:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:37:35 EDT (#)
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I'm going to give you boys the business.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:37:20 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt and no1hasdis. Get ready for it.
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HAHAHAHHAHA
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:47:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:36:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 16:35:36 EDT (#)
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DON'T CHALLENGE ME, JACK! DON'T MAKE ME EMAIL YOUR BOSS!
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Go ahead. Do it. If you have the balls, do it. Do it and see what happens.
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it doesn't take much balls to send anonymous emails. it's pretty lame actually. but your threats on the other hand are hilarious. jaypeg used to say the same shit all the time.
what are you gonna do if someone sends something at your work and you asssume it's me? will you travel all the way to here and park your ford ranger in front of my place? oh man, that would be so funny.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:39:29 EDT (#)
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That reminds me of a backwoods hill billy.
Im gonna give yeh the business.
*Tobacco spit*
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:37:35 EDT (#)
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I'm going to give you boys the business.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:37:20 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt and no1hasdis. Get ready for it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:36:53 EDT (#)
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And if anyone else does it I will have to assume it was Caulaincourt. I will assume that, and we will see what happens.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:36:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 16:35:36 EDT (#)
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DON'T CHALLENGE ME, JACK! DON'T MAKE ME EMAIL YOUR BOSS!
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Go ahead. Do it. If you have the balls, do it. Do it and see what happens.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-07 17:32:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-07 09:13:12 PDT (#)
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Whoa. Sorry about the big picture. My bad.
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Beautiful photo - you good.
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As for the posting of addys where people work, this is the kind of thing that might make some "serious writers" decide to put their work elsewhere.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-07 16:43:48 EDT (#)
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She is blowing a centaur for sure.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 16:35:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 16:02:48 EDT (#)
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Funny how you always have an excuse for YOUR ignorance but everyone else is just an idiot, uneducated, etc.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22twinkie+defense%22&aq=f&oq=
Results 1 - 10 of about 26,500 for "twinkie defense". (0.33 seconds)
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an excuse? what are you talking about?
"Twinkie defense" is not exactly a term someone who never heard of it will go look for. If anything, it's merely an anecdote. I don't expect anyone to know similarly unimportant stuff about my location.
When I call you ignorant it's mostly about basic things that are considered common knowledge available to all. Like that time when you didn't even know what productivity meant and were lecturing people about it...that's one of the most laughable example but there are plenty of others (I CAN FIND THEM IF U WANT) in which your lack of education was apparent.
DON'T CHALLENGE ME, JACK! DON'T MAKE ME EMAIL YOUR BOSS!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-07 16:32:11 EDT (#)
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She's playing a flute, I think.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-04-07 16:14:03 EDT (#)
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That silhouette of that girl in the bottom left-hand corner looks like she's sucking a mean one.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-07 16:03:51 EDT (#)
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Im uneducated. I went to public school and smoked pot.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-07 16:03:16 EDT (#)
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Jesus's penis is bigger than thine,
Jesus's penis is huge and divine.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 16:02:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:58:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:47:37 EDT (#)
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The Twinkie Defense has been talked about for years, in all media, but it took a movie about a homosexual to bring it to your attention.
Interesting.
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i wasnt borned then and i'm not american so why should i know anything about this?
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Funny how you always have an excuse for YOUR ignorance but everyone else is just an idiot, uneducated, etc.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22twinkie+defense%22&aq=f&oq=
Results 1 - 10 of about 26,500 for "twinkie defense". (0.33 seconds)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:58:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:47:37 EDT (#)
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The Twinkie Defense has been talked about for years, in all media, but it took a movie about a homosexual to bring it to your attention.
Interesting.
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i wasnt borned then and i'm not american so why should i know anything about this?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:57:22 EDT (#)
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Bite my Skull
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:55:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:55:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:47:15 EDT (#)
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a reason why i posted this though is that jack was the first to say that oathmeal deserved the shit jaypeg did to him because of his online behavior all the while, acting like a fucking prick behind anonymity. he basically rejoiced when he heard that oathmeal might lost his job.
now that he's not so anonymous, we'll see if he'll still act like a such a douche and have that same opinion.
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For most people, the most that would happen would be an interview and a reprimand for dicking around on the net at work.
The scary thing for Jack though, given his job, and the nature of alot of things he's said on here, as well as his own admissions of fucking around watching TV and writing fiction at work while living on bail-out money, he could actually lose his job.
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This is EXCELLENT
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:54:06 EDT (#)
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Seriously. Uber would be a better place without that douche fag.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:50:04 EDT (#)
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Bubba is the biggest faggot in the world.
Laws yes. F A G G O T
Thats how you spell Bubba.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:49:12 EDT (#)
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Finger ring. I wish I had a finger.
To ring.
Wtf. That sounds disgusting.
/facepalm
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:48:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:47:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:31:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:28:14 EDT (#)
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Hey, this is San Francisco. Birthplace of the Twinkie Defense.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie_defense
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yeah, we watched Milk too Jack.
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The Twinkie Defense has been talked about for years, in all media, but it took a movie about a homosexual to bring it to your attention.
Interesting.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:43:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:40:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:16:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:04:21 EDT (#)
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I have a tattoo of the ubersite Ü on my left finger ring.
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:04:41 EDT (#)
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Left ring finger, rather.......
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Are you serious? (A serious question, not a mocking question)
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As serious as your book sales
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Over 600 hits and 80 reviews, and we finally get a genuinely funny line. Uber is slipping.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:40:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:16:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:04:21 EDT (#)
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I have a tattoo of the ubersite Ü on my left finger ring.
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:04:41 EDT (#)
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Left ring finger, rather.......
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Are you serious? (A serious question, not a mocking question)
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As serious as your book sales
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:39:55 EDT (#)
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smln?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:34:47 EDT (#)
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stfu?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:34:17 EDT (#)
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ironic foe pause?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:33:14 EDT (#)
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ironic faux paws.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:32:06 EDT (#)
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undeserved >superiority< complex*
sorry about that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:31:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:28:14 EDT (#)
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Hey, this is San Francisco. Birthplace of the Twinkie Defense.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie_defense
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yeah, we watched Milk too Jack.
now quit trying to be nice cuz we know where you work.
get back to being a hateful moron with a really undeserved inferiority complex.
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:28:55 EDT (#)
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not to go all ellen on you, but nice flaps girlfriend!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:28:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:17:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:55:22 EDT (#)
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The scary thing for Jack though, given his job, and the nature of alot of things he's said on here, as well as his own admissions of fucking around watching TV and writing fiction at work while living on bail-out money, he could actually lose his job.
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actually, the scary thing about jack is that he lives with 12 cats and has mommy issues but acts tough. i wouldn't surpised if he went marc lepine on his female coworkers, only to end up in court meowing and licking his paws to get win an insanity plea.
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Hey, this is San Francisco. Birthplace of the Twinkie Defense.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie_defense
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:25:38 EDT (#)
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Yay, #1 most heated, I love all of you whores
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:23:30 EDT (#)
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I think, in that case, there may have been some "karma" involved. Believe me, I'm not excusing jaypig...he's three chomosomes short of oathmeal.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:19:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:12:06 EDT (#)
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The joking around is all "fine and dandy" except we have a bunch of totally unstable fruitcups like oathmeal still trolling this site, that cannot comprehend the difference between "a good time at someone's expense" and "taking it to Defcon 1" and "holing up on the roof of the book depository".
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i thought oathmeal was a victim of an unstable fruitcup when jaypig tried to hurt his job.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:17:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:55:22 EDT (#)
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The scary thing for Jack though, given his job, and the nature of alot of things he's said on here, as well as his own admissions of fucking around watching TV and writing fiction at work while living on bail-out money, he could actually lose his job.
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actually, the scary thing about jack is that he lives with 12 cats and has mommy issues but acts tough. i wouldn't surpised if he went marc lepine on his female coworkers, only to end up in court meowing and licking his paws to get win an insanity plea.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:16:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:04:21 EDT (#)
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I have a tattoo of the ubersite Ü on my left finger ring.
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:04:41 EDT (#)
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Left ring finger, rather.......
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Are you serious? (A serious question, not a mocking question)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:12:06 EDT (#)
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The joking around is all "fine and dandy" except we have a bunch of totally unstable fruitcups like oathmeal still trolling this site, that cannot comprehend the difference between "a good time at someone's expense" and "taking it to Defcon 1" and "holing up on the roof of the book depository".
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:05:05 EDT (#)
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Make fun of my lysdexia and I will crumple you.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:04:41 EDT (#)
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Left ring finger, rather.......
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:04:21 EDT (#)
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I have a tattoo of the ubersite Ü on my left finger ring.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:01:01 EDT (#)
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No one should EVER forget that fucking shit.
Ever.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 15:00:00 EDT (#)
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And this is a serious writers forum
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:59:20 EDT (#)
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Jack is a serious writer.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:56:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:51:11 EDT (#)
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note that jack was the only one with jaypig to think oathmeal deserved to have his job jeopardize.
ARE YOUR TUCKED IN FLANNEL SHIRT AND BROWN CORDUROY PANTS REALLY WET FROM NERVOUS SWEATING!?!?
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Well there you go skrap, an insult that doesn't mention cat fucking, writing, repressed homosexuality OR his defective genetics.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:55:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:47:15 EDT (#)
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a reason why i posted this though is that jack was the first to say that oathmeal deserved the shit jaypeg did to him because of his online behavior all the while, acting like a fucking prick behind anonymity. he basically rejoiced when he heard that oathmeal might lost his job.
now that he's not so anonymous, we'll see if he'll still act like a such a douche and have that same opinion.
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For most people, the most that would happen would be an interview and a reprimand for dicking around on the net at work.
The scary thing for Jack though, given his job, and the nature of alot of things he's said on here, as well as his own admissions of fucking around watching TV and writing fiction at work while living on bail-out money, he could actually lose his job.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:51:41 EDT (#)
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I bet Jack is busy writing a furious Email to Bart right now.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:51:11 EDT (#)
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note that jack was the only one with jaypig to think oathmeal deserved to have his job jeopardize.
ARE YOUR TUCKED IN FLANNEL SHIRT AND BROWN CORDUROY PANTS REALLY WET FROM NERVOUS SWEATING!?!?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:47:15 EDT (#)
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a reason why i posted this though is that jack was the first to say that oathmeal deserved the shit jaypeg did to him because of his online behavior all the while, acting like a fucking prick behind anonymity. he basically rejoiced when he heard that oathmeal might lost his job.
now that he's not so anonymous, we'll see if he'll still act like a such a douche and have that same opinion.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:43:30 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha, I remember that. That was a fun day.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:43:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:39:13 CDT (#)
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(i'd prefer to be teabagged to death)
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You're making me laugh today
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:42:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:38:43 EDT (#)
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In all seriousness I hope nobody is retarded enough to pursue sending emails or stalking Jack further. Jack's a ignorant ass and it's all fine and well to harass him a little, but I hope people have enough decency to not push this into his personal life.
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just trying to scare him, like i was when jeanneee posted my myspace profile and i started panicking like a fucking retard.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:39:13 EDT (#)
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shlong, i'm not wishing anything.
people figured out where i live with a couple of pictures of mine. i don't care and they weren't wishing anything upon me either.
CAN'T U SEE WE'RE JUST TRYING TO SPOOK HIM OUT SO HE STFU!!!111
(i'd prefer to be teabagged to death)
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:38:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:27:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:48:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:36:32 EDT (#)
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Jack works at 525 Market St, San Fran. TELL THE WORLD! =D
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Given the height of the shot he took out his office window, he must push paper for Wells Fargo on the 12th Floor. Uber stalkers, your mission is clear! :D
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lol
i didn't check the tenants of building but that would be possible since he always brags about working for a large bank and using TARP funds, which if i remember correctly Well's Fargo is a big recipient of.
i can only imagine the email:
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From : Anonymous
To: Wells Fargo
Subject: Outrageous!
YOUR EMPLOYEES USE GOVT MONEY TO PROMOTE HATRED! *describes jack and location in length* I WILL WRITE THE MEDIA!
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A few months later, Jack is evicted out of his cat lair
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Ugh. I just did a 30 second google search on the address + bank when Caul let the cat out of the bag. Anyone could have done it, but I almost regret putting it out there. I was going to point out the email thing, but didn't want to give any of the insane rabid celler dwellers the idea.
In all seriousness I hope nobody is retarded enough to pursue sending emails or stalking Jack further. Jack's a ignorant ass and it's all fine and well to harass him a little, but I hope people have enough decency to not push this into his personal life.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:33:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:32:30 EDT (#)
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Caul- you're a fucking retard of oathmeal-like proportions if you're "wishing and hoping" that a fellow Uberite gets in trouble at work.
I'd say you should be dick-slapped to death but we all know you'd love that.
Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:27:42 EDT (#)
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I'm with you, Jeanneee. I forgot what a pit of rabid shih-tzus Uber is.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:27:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:48:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:36:32 EDT (#)
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Jack works at 525 Market St, San Fran. TELL THE WORLD! =D
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Given the height of the shot he took out his office window, he must push paper for Wells Fargo on the 12th Floor. Uber stalkers, your mission is clear! :D
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lol
i didn't check the tenants of building but that would be possible since he always brags about working for a large bank and using TARP funds, which if i remember correctly Well's Fargo is a big recipient of.
i can only imagine the email:
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From : Anonymous
To: Wells Fargo
Subject: Outrageous!
YOUR EMPLOYEES USE GOVT MONEY TO PROMOTE HATRED! *describes jack and location in length* I WILL WRITE THE MEDIA!
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A few months later, Jack is evicted out of his cat lair.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:20:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:05:26 EDT (#)
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Don't sweat it. It always amazes me that people who vehemently deny that anyone can 'know' them through their internet postings are the same people who think they 'know' someone like me.
OK, Uber. You think you know where I work? You think you know who I am?
Let's have a little face-to-face.
It'll be fun.
Promise.
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shhhh, pussy, shhh.
don't act tough, it's embarassing.
nobody needs to have a face-to-face when all they need to do is send an email to your work, telling them all you do is fuck around all day (i do too, but nobody knows where i work), posting racist and mysogynistic comments.
i wouldn't do it. i simply used a pic you posted on uber. but it'd be funny if someone did. not that i condone it. the ensuing drama however, that i'd like to see.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:13:07 EDT (#)
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Watch out, Jack will sever your windpipe and shred your testicles with his Cat Claw of Doom!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:05:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:56:02 EDT (#)
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Jack - should any evil result of this, I apologize for instigating it. I was hoping for some creative vitriol, and instead it's turning into uncreative shit. Caul cannot stop mentioning cats and homosexuality, and now it appears that you may have to have all your deliveries opened by minions.
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Don't sweat it. It always amazes me that people who vehemently deny that anyone can 'know' them through their internet postings are the same people who think they 'know' someone like me.
OK, Uber. You think you know where I work? You think you know who I am?
Let's have a little face-to-face.
It'll be fun.
Promise.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:04:50 EDT (#)
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We're narrowing in on you, McCallum. Your matron hating, ethnic abusing, woman degrading, cat molesting ways will soon come to an end.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:04:21 EDT (#)
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I feel like I did something bad.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:03:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:58:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:50:27 EDT (#)
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Jack McCallum masturbates to fat girl porn
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WHO DOESNT!!!
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I don't!
*shifty glance*
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:02:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:00:56 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/121775#2881798
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 14:00:15 EDT (#)
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He just emailed me again saying "I'm going to deny ever emailing you to throw jack off my trail"
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:59:14 EDT (#)
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Except I didn't really.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:58:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:50:27 EDT (#)
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Jack McCallum masturbates to fat girl porn
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WHO DOESNT!!!
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:58:05 EDT (#)
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Don't listen to his bullshit, skrapmetal just emailed me saying that "that stupid motherfucker jack won't even know what hit him, the poor slob."
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:56:02 EDT (#)
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Jack - should any evil result of this, I apologize for instigating it. I was hoping for some creative vitriol, and instead it's turning into uncreative shit. Caul cannot stop mentioning cats and homosexuality, and now it appears that you may have to have all your deliveries opened by minions.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:55:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:50:27 EDT (#)
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Jack McCallum masturbates to fat girl porn.
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True.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:50:27 EDT (#)
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Jack McCallum masturbates to fat girl porn.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:48:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:36:32 EDT (#)
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Jack works at 525 Market St, San Fran. TELL THE WORLD! =D
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Given the height of the shot he took out his office window, he must push paper for Wells Fargo on the 12th Floor. Uber stalkers, your mission is clear! :D
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:46:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:42:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-03 18:01:54 EDT (#)
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the thumbnail on my left hand is like iron. Strong as hell. I could rip out an eye with that thing. Shred a windpipe. Sever testicles.
Jack is growing cat claws! Hahahahahaha, watch out Gotham, Catwoman is back on the prowl!
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*dies of laughter*
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:45:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:36:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:17:56 EDT (#)
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Which is to say I put the original CONTEST! Uberboard message, not the misogyny response. I like Jack, inasmuch as I have seen here and in his books.
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Spoke too soon! My apologies, faggot
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Apology accepted, sinewpate.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:43:34 EDT (#)
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one would think that cats and ginger hair alone would suffice enough to discard him as a human being.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:42:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-03 18:01:54 EDT (#)
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the thumbnail on my left hand is like iron. Strong as hell. I could rip out an eye with that thing. Shred a windpipe. Sever testicles.
Jack is growing cat claws! Hahahahahaha, watch out Gotham, Catwoman is back on the prowl!
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:36:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:17:56 EDT (#)
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Which is to say I put the original CONTEST! Uberboard message, not the misogyny response. I like Jack, inasmuch as I have seen here and in his books.
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Spoke too soon! My apologies, faggot
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:36:32 EDT (#)
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Jack works at 525 Market St, San Fran. TELL THE WORLD! =D
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:35:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:12:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:00:34 EDT (#)
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"So his racism, misogyny, intolerance, ignorance and deep hatred for his mother are all fair game?"
lol, who put that on the uberboard?
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I put it on the Uberboard because a) Jack's tough and secure enough to take it, 2) the same old tired cat/fag/ginger/hack crap is utterly done to it's long overdue boring death, and green) tearing down is so much easier than building up.
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You know very well you didn't put that up there, you lying piece of shit.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:23:34 EDT (#)
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Oh! Oh! Oh! This again!
Sage uses Preparation H under her nose.
Scourge flies coach.
Shitfuck fucks shit.
Brdn_Nkd has a rip on his couch and mustard stains on his wifebeater.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:17:56 EDT (#)
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Which is to say I put the original CONTEST! Uberboard message, not the misogyny response. I like Jack, inasmuch as I have seen here and in his books.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:12:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:00:34 EDT (#)
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"So his racism, misogyny, intolerance, ignorance and deep hatred for his mother are all fair game?"
lol, who put that on the uberboard?
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I put it on the Uberboard because a) Jack's tough and secure enough to take it, 2) the same old tired cat/fag/ginger/hack crap is utterly done to it's long overdue boring death, and green) tearing down is so much easier than building up.
Get creative you malicious trolls!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:03:36 EDT (#)
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tits
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:01:23 EDT (#)
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Gay porn?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-07 13:00:34 EDT (#)
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"So his racism, misogyny, intolerance, ignorance and deep hatred for his mother are all fair game?"
lol, who put that on the uberboard?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:59:56 EDT (#)
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btw, i didn't go out my way to look for that. i was already looking over san fran cuz a friend of mine is doing gay porn movies there right now (seriously!). i was on street view and i thought, wth...i can know where jack works!
i don't know for who and i don't care but i hope some angry fuckhead like jaypeg attacks Jack. it'll be great drama!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:58:15 EDT (#)
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here's my insult:
Hey jack, don't post your office (http://www.ubersite.com/m/121707) and tell everybody you work for a bank in the financial district in San Fran, moron: http://tinyurl.com/cdm38f
=)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:45:18 EDT (#)
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I didn't buy them so I don't know. I think the blue and yellow one got left behind by a former housemate of my boyfriend's.
Shloongy, you're right. I'm not sorry.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:42:34 EDT (#)
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Jack routinely makes a "bat wing" out of his ballsack and scares little old ladies.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:38:25 EDT (#)
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Ok, I'll give it a shot.
Jack McCallum exposes himself to Asian tourists for kinky thrills.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:13:12 EDT (#)
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Whoa. Sorry about the big picture. My bad.
I DON'T BELIEVE FOR ONE SECOND THAT YOU'RE SORRY.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:23:40 EDT (#)
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turned on by the smell of patchouli (sp?) below
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:21:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:20:01 EDT (#)
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And yes, I have a bit of the hippie in me.
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I did too, once, but only for a couple of minutes. It was my first time.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:21:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:20:01 EDT (#)
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The tapestries are much prettier than the side panels that came with the easy-up, so we decided to make walls out of them.
And yes, I have a bit of the hippie in me.
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not a damn thing wrong with that!
where the hell do you buy a tapestry like that anyways?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:20:01 EDT (#)
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The tapestries are much prettier than the side panels that came with the easy-up, so we decided to make walls out of them.
And yes, I have a bit of the hippie in me.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:18:06 EDT (#)
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Eat a cock sandwich. Or don't.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:15:05 EDT (#)
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Boy you are some kind of southern hippy hybrid aren't you?!
only hippies and potheads have that tapestry stuff on their walls anymore.
lets get together and feel alright.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:14:09 EDT (#)
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Penis.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:13:34 EDT (#)
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What a stupid picture.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-07 12:13:12 EDT (#)
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Whoa. Sorry about the big picture. My bad.