a few ugly photos to scare your kids SPT (1871 hits)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-04-09 05:22:21 EDT
Have a happy easter egg holiday all!
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-14 17:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're lovely.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you busted me <3
get in line behind spam
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
admit it mystia, you so think im lovely
fuck it i have hiccups
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
holy hell!
your mug just scared all of the bats out of my vagina!
now i gotta go round em up
BRB
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-05-13 08:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Periwinkle is such a manly coloUr.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-13 07:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just emailed you from my mobile with an idea.
But haha I just thought you should TOTALLY read the monkey song out from jungle book as if it's a poem. :) Fitting.
Anyway, I'm outta this shit hole for today
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-04-30 15:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how did i miss this? your brow always looks surprised.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
marlboro lights are, however, the single least manly choice of cigarettes outside of virginia slims.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG!
you sure are one handsome fellow!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-21 10:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
incredibly masculine choice in background colour, friend.
good job.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you fucking gay
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You fucking Brit....I win!
Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2009-04-14 02:03:21 EDT (#)
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I've seen uglier
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2009-04-13 16:18:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-13 15:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurty is so gay he has bum sores and they weep AIDS
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-13 14:49:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-13 19:40:27 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd love to know the reason behind your choice of colur for the background.
Lilac.
It's a bit girly.
Navy would have made you look butch.
And hard.
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im not butch or hard, look at me, just look at me.
i am a bit girly, a girly guy who likes girls, football et al.
i wouldnt be surprised to be reincarnated as a gay/hurty
same thing :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-13 14:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd love to know the reason behind your choice of colur for the background.
Lilac.
It's a bit girly.
Navy would have made you look butch.
And hard.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-13 14:34:54 EDT (#)
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oooh i want this guy to be my boyfrienddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-04-12 17:13:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-11 05:35:52 EDT (#)
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zero dropper! :)
happy easter, I am off to wash my hair. It takes 2 hours to wash, dry and style :(
I am getting me a bob.
LOL
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-10 17:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-10 21:02:26 BST (#)
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I don't know where EI ends and the monkeys begin.
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One's hanging out the back end of the other
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-10 16:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, that baby picture of you looks eerily like my baby pictures.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-10 16:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
heh cute guy
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-10 16:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know where EI ends and the monkeys begin.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-10 14:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Monkey boy!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-10 14:42:43 EDT (#)
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too much sexiness on one post, i guess
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-10 14:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your camwhores broke the internet
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-10 14:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look quite good for one of the elderly...
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-04-09 19:01:28 EDT (#)
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... Bill S. Preston, Esquire?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 17:06:35 EDT (#)
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anyway im watching the wire, piss off.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-09 17:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bradley orr was shit.
His career was made when he scored a load of goals for us before moving to the Scum.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 17:04:18 EDT (#)
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steve mclaren only played for us for a season or so. he wasn't very good at that either.
andy cole was amazing. we made his career.
our right backs a geordie, bradley orr, you can have him for a bag of chips
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-09 17:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you for Steve McClaren though. Cock.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-09 17:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you for selling us Andy Cole though - we sold him for a huge profit and he also scored loads of goals for us.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 17:00:31 EDT (#)
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and shit
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lee Trundle is fat.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:58:10 EDT (#)
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now i hope you DO get relegated, i will 'show' you around Ashton Gate. two easy victorys next season? for us maybe.
fuck alan shearer up his big jew nose
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 21:54:07 BST (#)
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i hope newcastle get relegated, then niall quinn fucks your lady friend, you bum hurty, get aids and die.
toon scum
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Do we get to beat Bristol City twice a season then? AWESOME!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:54:07 EDT (#)
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i hope newcastle get relegated, then niall quinn fucks your lady friend, you bum hurty, get aids and die.
toon scum
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never got that 'respect your elders' thing
Now stop sitting behind me on the bus and eating Werther's Originals with your mouth open and your false teeth flapping about you piss smelling OAP!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:47:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-09 21:43:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOUR FOREHEAD IS ALWAYS SKRINKLY, except in your kiddy picture, where you have a CONVENIENT FRINGE hiding your prematurely skrinkled face.
Show me your relaxed face.
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im a skrinkly guy
believe me i never chose that fringe, god, look at it, just look at it
as for my relaxed face, i have something to admit, i hate having my photo taken, i freak out. I must know why but i dont. i will do my best though and if i can do it, i will dedicate it to you.
oh and red? shut it you long necked gerbil.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:44:04 EDT (#)
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Fey, that's not prematurely aged. He is old. Very old. Ancient.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOUR FOREHEAD IS ALWAYS SKRINKLY, except in your kiddy picture, where you have a CONVENIENT FRINGE hiding your prematurely skrinkled face.
Show me your relaxed face.
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
cute
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nice picture of you as a kid. i see you were forced to have that bowl cut too. you look like some kind of macaulay caulkin-kurt cobain hybrid.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:05:49 EDT (#)
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pussy
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:02:52 EDT (#)
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I have no kids. I was still scared.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 15:31:38 EDT (#)
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im a tad upset caul hasn't popped by to comment upon my hair :(
ghey grey gay
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-04-09 15:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are my sunshine,
my only sunshine,
you make me happy,
when skies are gay
or is that gray?
grey?
ghey?
It all amounts to the same.....
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-09 14:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 14:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haik, what mean things have i been saying? i do apologise!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-09 13:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, it's just that I have a man crush on you and you have been saying very hurtful things about me lately.
+2dads
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 13:14:46 EDT (#)
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whats the deal with my hair? why is everyone so rude!! Especially that fG!
i have to go the hospital now :( poor dad.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-09 13:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 crazy hair.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahaha.
Nice hair faggot.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 to please the crowd.
</runs away from this gayfest>
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:36:18 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ below.
Sorry EI, punkin' but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:34:38 EDT (#)
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Smeagol?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww, EI. You're aDORable.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like a pyromaniac/child molester.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:15:40 EDT (#)
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Didn't look at it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Chuck Norris. Obviously
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:38:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-09 15:26:25 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, are you 35 or what? Coz I refuse to believe you are any younger than that.
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LOL
And I just remembered you gave my camwhore montage SHOCKING ratings :(
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
el oh el
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, are you 35 or what? Coz I refuse to believe you are any younger than that.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Easter, pookie.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for meerkats
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-09 09:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
U kinda cute...
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-09 09:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Easter!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant "!" not "?". :-|
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:41:06 EDT (#)
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yeah i meant sea men, thats what i meant.
it was actually just a clever play on words. fg's mad at me because she touches pussy on a regular basis. anyway im off, its dolpin time.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:37:01 EDT (#)
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FG, obviously it was a typo. He meant seamen. As in, we're going to snorkel in the sea together like a pair of seamen.
sicoseamen.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Disturbing below
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-09 13:26:54 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
awww aren't you charming...?
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no need for the ? , cheeky mare.
and sico, get ready for some deep semen action.
urgh
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want you to put your snorkel in my bum and blow hard...or suck. It's up to you really.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:30:12 EDT (#)
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EI that picture is fucking hilarious.
old school swim gear looks like modern wrestling garb, pass it on.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:29:50 EDT (#)
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Thanks Homo Sapien.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:26:54 EDT (#)
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awww aren't you charming...?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:21:18 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=28948
sico......
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:20:19 EDT (#)
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What was your old account that the scuba picture is from...I can't remember.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:19:25 EDT (#)
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haha sgt
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/olympics/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20070725/001aa018ff9c081187dc51.jpg
me in my swimming stuff
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:17:57 EDT (#)
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you look like a young Johnny Weismueller...
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:15:40 EDT (#)
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It was totally my style of bitch!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:11:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-04-09 13:08:22 BST (#)
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Quit ya whining, and anyway you totally -2ed my wonderful post yesterday.
It was a masterpiece!
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i didnt know which one of you posted it!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:10:35 EDT (#)
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WOW, that's a brand new shade of pasty. Have you and Red been sharing the same skin?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:10:29 EDT (#)
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Are you a femme, or just British?
You English Pig-Dog!!!
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:08:22 EDT (#)
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Quit ya whining, and anyway you totally -2ed my wonderful post yesterday.
It was a masterpiece!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:51:13 EDT (#)
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My wife's grandma died yesterday, so my easter holiday will be spent looking for what people call a "suit" and travelling to some bumfuck place in Ohio for the funeral.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:44:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:43:04 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so proud of you! You're not in a bathroom in any of these.
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however i do aplogise for the third photo along
i hadnt done my hair, i was in melbourne you see, eau natural.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:42:20 EDT (#)
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one more ginger haired welsh comment and i will start posting more.......
you have been warned
im dark blonde lol and im english! :(
Submitted by Cacoo (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:35:55 EDT (#)
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I thought you were a girl...
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:19:34 EDT (#)
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needs more ginger haired welsh people
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-09 06:43:04 EDT (#)
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I'm so proud of you! You're not in a bathroom in any of these.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-04-09 06:25:34 EDT (#)
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You can't go around posting photos of ginger haired welsh people and then moan when someone points out the ginger haired welsh people in the photos.
It'll be a one year tour of league one, nothing more. We're staying up anyway.
Hare lipped? Are you thinking of Pock?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 06:17:15 EDT (#)
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ginger?? and welsh!!!
enjoy division one you hare lipped feak
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-09 06:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uber cute
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-04-09 06:03:47 EDT (#)
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You're ginger and a pleb. AKA: Welsh.
I don't have kids, and even if I did I wouldn't worry about curtains. He'd only miss 'em anyway.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 05:59:10 EDT (#)
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dervel if you call me welsh again, i'll set jamie cureton on your kids.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 05:58:24 EDT (#)
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awww hey jude
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-04-09 05:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welsh.
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-04-09 05:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uggo.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 05:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:41:44 BST (#)
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Top left looks like the final moments of Mark Speight.
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HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-09 05:41:44 EDT (#)
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Top left looks like the final moments of Mark Speight.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 05:38:40 EDT (#)
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emission 'moon face' impossible
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-09 05:37:29 EDT (#)
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Dude, why the long face?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 05:34:51 EDT (#)
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thanks, thats my nickname
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 05:30:44 EDT (#)
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Sorry. HOT!!
that is a huge anus by the way.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 05:29:51 EDT (#)
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lol? HOW RUDE!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 05:28:43 EDT (#)
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lol