Guide To Breakfast Cereal (1611 hits)
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Submitted by Totally New User (View user info) at 2009-04-09 06:33:52 EDT
Inspired by a converation on Bertys post yesterday http://www.ubersite.com/m/121779
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-18 20:05:11 EDT (#)
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WHER IS QUISP AND QUAKE???
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-04-14 20:22:46 EDT (#)
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*frowns* you have different cereals than my locality.
Sugar crisp/generic puffed wheat sold in industrial bags, is the fucking devil.
Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2009-04-14 01:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where did that shreddies box picture come from? Nestle doesn't make them ... (Post does, Nabisco did)
You didn't even touch on the majority of the most prolific cereals there are, so what was the point?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-13 20:01:36 EDT (#)
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I AM NOT GAY.
I am merely heterosexually challenged.
hmmmmph.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-13 13:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-12 14:00:52 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
who the fuck cares about cereal?
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apparently uber. you are still cool despite the -2 douchebag
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-13 13:45:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-04-12 23:37:16 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
poor choices
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i'm british*, i have no tastebuds
*half
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-04-13 01:05:00 EDT (#)
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so I just tried this new strawberry frosted mini-wheats. they were INCREDIBLE.
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2009-04-12 22:14:31 EDT (#)
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What the hell is that abomination of a Corn Flakes box?
Cracklin' Oat Bran all the way.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-04-12 18:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
poor choices
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-04-12 13:30:22 EDT (#)
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Obviously these are some kind of "foreign" cereals. No Froot Loops? No Capn' Crunch? Fuckin' savages.
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-12 09:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who the fuck cares about cereal?
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2009-04-12 03:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cereal is fucking gross.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:30:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 14:42:37 EDT (#)
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i present to you, the cob77
http://tinyurl.com/cob777
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lol, I miss some of the great fruitcakes of this site. McCallum and Berg are just getting boring.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:30:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 21:27:12 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
All bran...check the background, lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwX8MzOKOzI
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LOL
as if it wasn't obvious enough they have to spell it out at the end with a dump truck
:D
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All bran...check the background, lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwX8MzOKOzI
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-04-09 21:05:27 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
This post made me wonder if you can still get Golden Grahams.
They were fucking horrible but I just wondered.
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yes they are next to the cinnamon grahams durh.
actually i got my asda delivery today and totally forgot i ordered pop tarts - proper ones
my kids are treating me like I am some sort of god.
they have gone to bed early just to wake up sooner to eat them.
no wonder they normally have bran flakes or special k.
my kids hate me.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yo yo oldest dude here:
"they're shot with shug-gar through and through"
"kellllllll-loggggggggs sugar corn pops"
"sugar pops are tops!"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:11:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-09 15:52:39 EDT (#)
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Urbane glamour shots (SFW)
http://stuff.ubersite.com/11532778938902436/1/Hilarious%20Filename.JPG
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that's not urbane.
but whoever that is, the comments must've been classic.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:05:27 EDT (#)
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This post made me wonder if you can still get Golden Grahams.
They were fucking horrible but I just wondered.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-09 15:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Urbane glamour shots (SFW)
http://stuff.ubersite.com/11532778938902436/1/Hilarious%20Filename.JPG
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-04-09 15:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Banana Bubbles - The cereal that thinks it's a milkshake.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 14:54:43 EDT (#)
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i can't find the original post where we saw her fat boobs too.
i know it was Vulva who divulged the pic but i don't remember who posted them.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 14:45:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 14:29:00 EDT (#)
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Does anybody know a good site to download music for free - I have limewire, torrent etc but I just want a few songs to download quickly for my mobile/mp3, I use seekasong but it has a really limited source. Anyone know any good sites that are quick and free?
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myxer.com Don't say I never did anything for you.
Tits for tat?
Hahaha, I love me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 14:42:37 EDT (#)
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i present to you, the cob77
http://tinyurl.com/cob777
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-09 14:38:38 EDT (#)
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The urbane post. I've seen the posts with Sico's penis.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-09 14:38:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 14:25:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 18:54:15 BST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 17:09:09 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who wants a picture of my penis?
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we've all seen your ugly dick.
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I have never clicked on that post,
I have however seen urbanes thingy, it is forever being thrust in my face
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There has been much ado about this post.
Someone kindly link it for teh Sage.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 14:29:00 EDT (#)
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Does anybody know a good site to download music for free - I have limewire, torrent etc but I just want a few songs to download quickly for my mobile/mp3, I use seekasong but it has a really limited source. Anyone know any good sites that are quick and free?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 14:25:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 18:54:15 BST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 17:09:09 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who wants a picture of my penis?
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we've all seen your ugly dick.
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I have never clicked on that post,
I have however seen urbanes thingy, it is forever being thrust in my face
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-09 14:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fruit Brute!
http://www.greentreegazette.com/uploads/Remember/fruitLG.jpg
Count Chockula and Boo-Berry were the best (IMO
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Boo-Berry was definately the best, but I disagree on Chockula, I liked franken berry better.
I also remember when they had Pac-Man cereal, with little marshmellows of pacman and the ghosts. The cereal was just boring corn pops. I'd always eat all the corn pops and save the marshmellows for last.
The best cereal ever though, that is actually filling and not just a sugar rush, is Quaker Harvest Crunch. Best cereal ever.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 13:54:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 17:09:09 BST (#)
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Who wants a picture of my penis?
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we've all seen your ugly dick.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-04-09 13:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shredded Wheat is also an excellent temporary replacement for thatch as long as it doesn't rain. This was discovered by one African man, who after finding he couldn;t stomach it, tried it on his hut with excellent results.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:56:27 EDT (#)
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HaHa. you want me to die?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:35:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-09 17:30:39 BST (#)
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I will have a mould of a penis. Like those nice candle ones.
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you could get bludgeoned to death with it like that old tart in clockwork orange
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:33:44 EDT (#)
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please stop emailing me filth people!
i have sensitive eyes and a shy nature!!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:30:39 EDT (#)
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I will have a mould of a penis. Like those nice candle ones.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:28:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:16:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 17:09:09 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who wants a picture of my penis?
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can I have mine signed?
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Dammit all I can think of now is Sico on the street with a stack of 8 X 10's handing them out to passers by like flyers for a church charity auction.
"GETCHA PENIS PICS HERE, XTRA XTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT...GETCHA PENIS PICS...LADIES AND GERMS DON'T GO ANOTHER DAY WIHTOUT YOUR SICO PENIS PICS, NO MODERN HOME IS COMPLETE WITHOUT ONE..."
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're an enabeler
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:17:52 EDT (#)
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WHY does everything ultimately come down to sex and penises on my posts?
WHY OH WHY OH WHY
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:16:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 17:09:09 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who wants a picture of my penis?
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can I have mine signed?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sico...did I really just read that you peed on your coffee table?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:14:30 EDT (#)
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I think I have wound poor Pheeley up into a masturbatory frenzy.
Have fun, sweetie :o)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:12:31 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA 8 x 10.
*I* wish. Hopefully you guys don't mind wallet size :(
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:11:30 EDT (#)
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the sad part Sico is I pictured you with a stack of glossy 8x10's you had done for the purpose of that comment.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who wants a picture of my penis?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sick as in I know mine is a good lay, he has no std's and is nice. Other men there is an 85% chance they are a dick and no I am not a guy.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
um well no.. not exactly.
WHY?
what has he been saying?
Lies! All lies I tell you.
Dont listen to a word he says.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pheely stop talking about sucking guys off, you've made my willy all swollen :o(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:04:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:58:17 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
not catching herepes again?!?
wat?
you could have mentioned that before...
**fumbles with zipper**
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i am aSSUMING THIS IS aimed at FJ
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:59:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:51:42 BST (#)
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you know I have reached the stage where other men make me feel sick
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how do you mean?
if it is the good way, i love that stage.
when you are so in love and content sure, you look at other guys and think they are hot, but the actual idea of sucking them off etc is just gross.
or do you mean the bad way where you hate your fella so much it has turned into a revulsion for all men?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not catching herepes again?!?
wat?
you could have mentioned that before...
**fumbles with zipper**
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:51:42 EDT (#)
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you know I have reached the stage where other men make me feel sick.
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other?
you're a dude?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:56:17 EDT (#)
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I don't think you can catch herpes twice it's one of those for life things. Like AIDS
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:53:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:47:47 EDT (#)
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I don't have any hairspray.
I suppose my penis will just have to remain chocolatey.
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FJ you know its chocolatey all the goddamn time anyway!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:51:42 EDT (#)
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you know I have reached the stage where other men make me feel sick. Might get just get a toy. Everything shuts tonight at twelve we did drink earlier, but there is no point getting excited when you just have to go home.
soak it in colourfast bleach (the chocolate).
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:49:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:23:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-04-06 18:14:18 BST (#)
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twelve month pregnancy???
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I thought I was pregnant, told Uber, found out I wasn't but then got pregnant a week or two later - hence Uber constanly reminding me that I a. Had a 12 month gestation, like an elephant or b. Lied about being pregnant at all.
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LOL
that's awesome!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:47:47 EDT (#)
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I don't have any hairspray.
I suppose my penis will just have to remain chocolatey.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:46:00 EDT (#)
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i never ate cereals as a kid.
the only cereals i can eat now are Vectors (Kellog).
Rice Krispies are one of the most disgusting food ever. when damped with milk, it feels like eating the crap that is left over in the sink drain after doing dishes.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:45:57 EDT (#)
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graduated from the "monica lewinsky" school of stain removal below.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:45:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:43:59 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:42:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:41:19 BST (#)
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Yes, all over it. What would you recommend to get chocolate stains off?
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my tongue
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you two just need to make a sex tape and get it over with.
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i am not catching herpes AGAIN
anyway FJ broke my heart! THE BASTARD!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:44:59 EDT (#)
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FJ: here's hoping this isn't the kind of chocolate that comes from a chocolate starfish. In the event that it's NOT, I use hairspray, a tooth brush, and cold water for just about any stain (mud, spaghetti sauce, chocolate, etc). Works every time.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:44:16 EDT (#)
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dump him tuts and get yourself a toyboy.
i hear they have high sex drives.
i hope i have sex this easter weekend, or in fact, any weekend.
i wish i was drunk bank holidays are for binge drinking
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:43:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:42:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:41:19 BST (#)
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Yes, all over it. What would you recommend to get chocolate stains off?
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my tongue
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you two just need to make a sex tape and get it over with.
then post it.
oh and I am NOT an old fudger.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:42:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:41:19 BST (#)
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Yes, all over it. What would you recommend to get chocolate stains off?
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my tongue
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:41:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 23:35:33 WST (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:32:50 EDT (#)
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Strawberries are meant to be the worst food for pesticides. Fuck, it's a public holiday tomorrow and I have no kids. I should be in bed getting sex or something.
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raises hand...
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There is a man in there already. Hes just a boring old fudger.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:41:19 EDT (#)
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Yes, all over it. What would you recommend to get chocolate stains off?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:37:37 EDT (#)
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ON THE MAN MEAT OUTLINE??!!
FJ can you believe so many users are blind to such tossery?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:36:35 EDT (#)
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I got chocolate on my crotch :o(
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:35:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:32:50 EDT (#)
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Strawberries are meant to be the worst food for pesticides. Fuck, it's a public holiday tomorrow and I have no kids. I should be in bed getting sex or something.
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raises hand...
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:32:50 EDT (#)
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Strawberries are meant to be the worst food for pesticides. Fuck, it's a public holiday tomorrow and I have no kids. I should be in bed getting sex or something.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:31:23 EDT (#)
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not a great saleswoman for organic products below
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:29:48 EDT (#)
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Actually, I gotta say that organic products taste pretty much exactly the same as non-organic products. I HATE diet and health food (well, the idea of them anyway...they seem so pompous), but I can't argue with the logic that it's healthier.
Organic dairy is ultra-pasteurized, whatever that means. You know how milk usually has the expiration date and its usually a week or two weeks from the date you buy it? Organic milk is more like three to four weeks.
I'm admittedly blind to the facts and trusting the notion that it's somehow better for you. I dont give a fuck enough to research it, really.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:29:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:27:21 BST (#)
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WHERE THE FUCK IS PEANUT BUTTER CRUNCH?!?!?! ME AND THE CAP'N MAKE IT HAPPEN GOD DAMMIT!!
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it's a british list, make your own yank one so i can -2 it
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:27:21 EDT (#)
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WHERE THE FUCK IS PEANUT BUTTER CRUNCH?!?!?! ME AND THE CAP'N MAKE IT HAPPEN GOD DAMMIT!!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:24:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:20:40 EDT (#)
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Sure, I should mention too that it's ORGANIC vanilla yogurt. I can't remember where, but I read once that if you had to choose one thing to be organic it should be dairy products. I always buy organic milk and yogurt. Cheese...can't be arsed. I like string cheese too much and I've never seen organic string cheese.
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ORGANIC yogurt?
god I bet the air in my mouth tastes better than that...
so organic milk is still pasteurized though right? What makes it different than regular milk? Is it from supposed "no hormone/steroid" cows??
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:20:40 EDT (#)
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Sure, I should mention too that it's ORGANIC vanilla yogurt. I can't remember where, but I read once that if you had to choose one thing to be organic it should be dairy products. I always buy organic milk and yogurt. Cheese...can't be arsed. I like string cheese too much and I've never seen organic string cheese.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:17:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:14:46 EDT (#)
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lately I love Kashi Go-Lean Crunch (honey & almond flax). The latter is particularly delicious with vanilla yogurt.
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boy you are some kinda hippie arentcha??
All of this talk about cereal...at this point I think I would commit an act of violence for a big bowl of captain crunch (even though it cuts the roof of your mouth). Not talking anything major, just a simple Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding knee capping.
send all requests to roththesloth.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:14:46 EDT (#)
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I always buy Lucky Charms...I also love Honeycombs, Kix, Golden Grahams, plain Cheerios, and lately I love Kashi Go-Lean Crunch (honey & almond flax). The latter is particularly delicious with vanilla yogurt.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:12:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:11:03 EDT (#)
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Down to 753...
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-09 11:06:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-09 22:25:51 WST (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 06:43:38 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-09 09:14:46 EDT (#)
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I was only allowed to have sweet cereal once a year on my birthday...It was always a huge ordeal in the supermarket with my parents the day prior. One year I remember wasting my time on Lucky Charms and I was so pissed off with myself.
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Dear god Ducky, where the hell did you grow up? Are you Anne Frank?
We never had sweet cereal because we never had the money. We were grape nuts people. I still love those little fuckers.
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I grew up in a home where you have a meat, vegetable, and grain every night at dinner with the exception of fridays, which were always liver and onions (I do not like liver and onions). I have never been referred to as Anne Frank before. Very funny.
Grape nuts are lovely, and I have a strange love on for cornpops.
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My mum used to make lambs fry which I hated and refused to eat. One night she had my cousins come over and told me not to tell them what it was. Halfway through the meal I'm all sweet as sugar " thats liver you know". Made one barf. It's not the taste I hate just the texture
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:58:23 EDT (#)
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Whoops
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:57:55 EDT (#)
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For a blonde, sandy, I just excelled myself.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:52:13 EDT (#)
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That was an amazing display of word twistage!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:44:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-09 15:42:20 BST (#)
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You Brits sure do have some crappy cereal selections.
I like oathmeal.
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Sandy! I thought he was your arch enemy!
:D
See what I did there? GENIUS
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:42:20 EDT (#)
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You Brits sure do have some crappy cereal selections.
I like oatmeal.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-09 15:26:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
You post this under your own account and its a solid 2 - even with the omission.
: )
um... why ARE you posting under this account?
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I dunno looks like fun. I got to be cruel to sage.
lol
I LOVE A MAN MEAT OUTLINE
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 06:43:38 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-09 09:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was only allowed to have sweet cereal once a year on my birthday...It was always a huge ordeal in the supermarket with my parents the day prior. One year I remember wasting my time on Lucky Charms and I was so pissed off with myself.
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Dear god Ducky, where the hell did you grow up? Are you Anne Frank?
We never had sweet cereal because we never had the money. We were grape nuts people. I still love those little fuckers.
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I grew up in a home where you have a meat, vegetable, and grain every night at dinner with the exception of fridays, which were always liver and onions (I do not like liver and onions). I have never been referred to as Anne Frank before. Very funny.
Grape nuts are lovely, and I have a strange love on for cornpops.
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You know whats funny, I think that love of corn pops is from being depraived of sugary cereals. I could eat an entire BOX of corn pops, but I have friends who cant stand them. I always thought they were special because they were inside that foil bag, not regular plastic.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-04-06 18:14:18 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
twelve month pregnancy???
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I thought I was pregnant, told Uber, found out I wasn't but then got pregnant a week or two later - hence Uber constanly reminding me that I a. Had a 12 month gestation, like an elephant or b. Lied about being pregnant at all.
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ahahahaha totally forgot about that shit. Fucking classic.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You post this under your own account and its a solid 2 - even with the omission.
: )
um... why ARE you posting under this account?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 06:43:38 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-09 09:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was only allowed to have sweet cereal once a year on my birthday...It was always a huge ordeal in the supermarket with my parents the day prior. One year I remember wasting my time on Lucky Charms and I was so pissed off with myself.
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Dear god Ducky, where the hell did you grow up? Are you Anne Frank?
We never had sweet cereal because we never had the money. We were grape nuts people. I still love those little fuckers.
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I grew up in a home where you have a meat, vegetable, and grain every night at dinner with the exception of fridays, which were always liver and onions (I do not like liver and onions). I have never been referred to as Anne Frank before. Very funny.
Grape nuts are lovely, and I have a strange love on for cornpops.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-04-06 18:14:18 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
twelve month pregnancy???
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I thought I was pregnant, told Uber, found out I wasn't but then got pregnant a week or two later - hence Uber constanly reminding me that I a. Had a 12 month gestation, like an elephant or b. Lied about being pregnant at all.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A FUCKING +1 ROB?!
WTF?!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WHAT?
No Mister T cereal?
FO SHAME.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Trying to cut something from 1,100 words to 600. Bah.
These trousers are cutting off the circulation to my penis.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sico email now
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm... Cap'n Crunch Berries....
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-04-09 10:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for converation
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 09:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-09 09:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was only allowed to have sweet cereal once a year on my birthday...It was always a huge ordeal in the supermarket with my parents the day prior. One year I remember wasting my time on Lucky Charms and I was so pissed off with myself.
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Dear god Ducky, where the hell did you grow up? Are you Anne Frank?
We never had sweet cereal because we never had the money. We were grape nuts people. I still love those little fuckers.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-09 09:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
One cos this made me hungry and its too late for food. My favourite is sultana bran, dunno if it exists over the pond.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-09 09:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wholeheartedly approve of all of the opinions stated here.
Paticularly the ones on shredded wheat. Fucking hateful cereal.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-09 09:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was only allowed to have sweet cereal once a year on my birthday...It was always a huge ordeal in the supermarket with my parents the day prior. One year I remember wasting my time on Lucky Charms and I was so pissed off with myself.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 09:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Definitely an inny. Penis too.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this alter has a great rack.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate alters.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now that you mention it. Are you an inny or an outy?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, slept walk last night and instead of pissing in the bathroom, I pissed on the coffee table. Any other questions?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
accidentally?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I accidentally pissed on my coffee table last night :(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JOY JOY JOY!
LET's have JOY UBER!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's make rainbows and puppy dog kisses.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry. It's just that...that--that I don't know who you are :(
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico!!!
:(
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tastefully naked pictures Pheely.
dont give them the wrong impression of me
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll wait....for you to get started.
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico, stop giving me shit ratings or I swear to god I will go back and re-rate every post you ever did truthfully!!
lol.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I don't do it like that. before I had baby three I would go we'd do 60 legnths in an hour, mainly slow lane so we could chat but if old biddies got in the pool we'd move to medium.
I never front crawled mainly breast stroke and if I felt tired I'd kick my legs or go on my back.
then we'd chill out in the fun pool and go on the slides for an hour or so I think climbing the ladders worked more than swimming.
We'd do 100 legnths sometimes just to push ourselves but when you got out the water if fucking hit you WHAM your legs felt they weighed a ton.
Haha you in speedos and a cap
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lol shorts not speedos and no cap
i do sixty lengths in 35/40 minutes. medium lane.
also i have to lug a suitcase somewhere afterwards, walking for 30 minutes. so i really would die.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well this is about useless.
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 13:04:33 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
100 lengths ei. no, 50 fast twenty warming up and cooling down in the slow lane.
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how about
60 lengths
10 breast stroke
50 front crawl ( 15 full speed, 20 average, 15 full speed)
i would die if i did a hundred lengths and be in the pool for about an hour. cant have little ei taking that punishment.
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No, I don't do it like that. before I had baby three I would go we'd do 60 legnths in an hour, mainly slow lane so we could chat but if old biddies got in the pool we'd move to medium.
I never front crawled mainly breast stroke and if I felt tired I'd kick my legs or go on my back.
then we'd chill out in the fun pool and go on the slides for an hour or so I think climbing the ladders worked more than swimming.
We'd do 100 legnths sometimes just to push ourselves but when you got out the water if fucking hit you WHAM your legs felt they weighed a ton.
Haha you in speedos and a cap
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh come on, everyone knows that captain crunch is the best cereal OF ALL TIME.
god I havent had cereal in FOREVER, fucking diet.
GIVE ME CEREAL
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 13:04:33 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
100 lengths ei. no, 50 fast twenty warming up and cooling down in the slow lane.
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how about
60 lengths
10 breast stroke
50 front crawl ( 15 full speed, 20 average, 15 full speed)
i would die if i did a hundred lengths and be in the pool for about an hour. cant have little ei taking that punishment.
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is for Sico by the way.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FALLEN is my secret boyfriend - he sends me naked pictures. He dfrapes himself over his satin bedsheets, it is all really HOT.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
100 lengths ei. no, 50 fast twenty warming up and cooling down in the slow lane.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you know i loved it fallen. having just cleaned the whole house in rapid time, i deserve a tusseling.
my hopes and dreams have been crushed.......................... i have a girlfriend
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pshh, just a child still.
I bet you have hopes and dreams that the world hasn't crushed yet.
ahhh, to be young again.
besides who cant use a friendly hair tussel now and again?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 08:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:57:32 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
ei, i admitted it yesterday it is hardly not obvious.
i however did not -2 your post that was my partner in crime.
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yes i know orphelia, i was joshing. i have an idea who your partner in crime is, however i suggest you 'alter' his terrible rating on my sexy post! lol
how many lengths shall i swim today?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tang was great. I would lick my finger, swirl it around in the powder, and then lick my finger again.
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Seriously. When we went to Costa Rica, we were amazed at how popular it was there. I bought about 13 different flavors, including: Jamaica(Allspice), Soursop (makes water look white, but tastes great), Mango, Blackberry, etc.
I want to know when we're getting Soursop flavored Tang in the U.S.
Actually, fuckit, I'm ordering a case today and having it shipped.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ei, i admitted it yesterday it is hardly not obvious.
i however did not -2 your post that was my partner in crime.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fallen, im a fully grown man! 32! the days of tussling my hair have passed!
HI hey jude, i mean Orphelia! :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am watching spaced.
Hi ei!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but it was funny.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thats not very nice
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh look FG the kids are waking up.
good morning champ!
**tussels Emissions hair**
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 06:47:01 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:45:27 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
pussy was great. I would lick my finger, swirl it around , and then lick my finger again.
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wowsers!
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I'm going to have to do something terrible to you now, you know.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-09 12:45:27 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
pussy was great. I would lick my finger, swirl it around , and then lick my finger again.
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wowsers!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tang was great. I would lick my finger, swirl it around in the powder, and then lick my finger again.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hello you!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot number five
yummy mummy
ok,
Tang orange drink.
remember
grape?
or
grapefruit?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fruit Brute!
http://www.greentreegazette.com/uploads/Remember/fruitLG.jpg
Count Chockula and Boo-Berry were the best (IMO)
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yo, old fucker right here.
here's one for you.
frank-n-berry
count chockula
and boo-berry
BUT
there was a fourth monster cereal that had a werewolf for its character.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My grandmother tried to feed me porage when I was wee. I couldn't understand why she apparently hated me.
I liked Quisp. Any other old fuckers here remember that cereal?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-09 07:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm starving now.
good thing I brought my instant oatmeal.