UGR09: A Busy Day at Joe's Garage (891 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: 1.68 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TToM: Im not Stuck Here With You, Youre Stuck Here With Me (View user info) at 2009-04-09 15:12:56 EDT
So people here is my final submission. Id like to thank my mum and dad. The baby Jesus. The adult Jesus. The Holy Ghost can go fucking spin, lazy slacker. Id also like to thank all my fans. Ok fan. OK alter. Thanks you all, go in peace. WOLVERINES!
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-16 01:06:23 EDT (#)
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MEH
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-14 19:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-04-14 17:14:49 EDT (#)
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Yes you did
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Eahhhxcellent.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-14 17:21:42 EDT (#)
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Well done, sir.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-04-14 17:14:49 EDT (#)
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Yes you did
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-14 16:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TToM - before I fall for a joke: did I get an email from you just recently?
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2009-04-13 16:18:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2009-04-12 22:12:27 EDT (#)
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I hope you win.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-10 22:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a 1.5 post. I liked the inward sucking noises bit though...I can't read any of your posts without saying the parts out loud with a forced Scottish accent.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-10 22:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Skrap, Creator of Words
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-10 22:16:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-10 00:09:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-09 19:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am glad you decided to pursue the UGR09. Your talent, wit, and ability to consume whiskey are not only legendary but really really legendary. Women want you and men want to be you. Some women want to be you, too. And I suppose that there are some men that want you as well. The point is that you are pretty good at the Uber thing and while this example may not be your best work it is certainly much better than the title deserves.
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and what's wrong with this title? as an outside observer, with no personal interest in the matter whatsoever, i'd say this is probably the single greatest title EVER used in an uber contest.
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There is nothing wrong with the title. It is great with aweitude. This post only serves to bring an incredibly powerful perspective to the unimagineable hugeness that is the title. In that way, the post not only amplifies but focuses the utter splungeness (it's the ony word, really) of the title to burn it's overwhelming beatificinessness into the reader's psyche. I know you know what ahm talkimbout. Woid.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-10 21:13:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-10 20:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice Watchmen reference
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-10 16:40:14 EDT (#)
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"furry dice"!
hawhaw
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-10 14:00:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-09 15:27:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-09 20:18:20 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha you're like a talented Electro!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-10 00:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-09 19:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am glad you decided to pursue the UGR09. Your talent, wit, and ability to consume whiskey are not only legendary but really really legendary. Women want you and men want to be you. Some women want to be you, too. And I suppose that there are some men that want you as well. The point is that you are pretty good at the Uber thing and while this example may not be your best work it is certainly much better than the title deserves.
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and what's wrong with this title? as an outside observer, with no personal interest in the matter whatsoever, i'd say this is probably the single greatest title EVER used in an uber contest.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-04-09 22:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-04-09 21:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Give Joe's number to Kim Jong II, i think his rocket broke down somewhere near his garage and is in need of repair. Shh don;t tell the Americans though.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-04-09 21:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Give Joe's number to Kim Jong II, i think he's rocket broke down somewhere near his garage and is in need of repair. Shh don;t tell the Americans though.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-09 19:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am glad you decided to pursue the UGR09. Your talent, wit, and ability to consume whiskey are not only legendary but really really legendary. Women want you and men want to be you. Some women want to be you, too. And I suppose that there are some men that want you as well. The point is that you are pretty good at the Uber thing and while this example may not be your best work it is certainly much better than the title deserves.
Submitted by CrapWeed (user info) at 2009-04-09 19:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty funny.
Extra points because I thought that doodle of a klingon(?) was hilarious.
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-09 17:46:36 EDT (#)
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yeah.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-09 17:09:17 EDT (#)
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It's funny because its true.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great, just great.
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
never mind :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.nmplive.co.uk/viewTalent.aspx?TalentID=1608
I always thought that was your dad
the red cap guy reminds me of sodapop curtis.
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:25:14 EDT (#)
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what's ugr09?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:23:21 EDT (#)
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standing around pursing our lips and making inward sucking noises
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:19:25 EDT (#)
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And this is because it wasn't the first coffee table I pissed on.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:19:03 EDT (#)
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And this is because I pissed on my coffee table last night.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:19:02 EDT (#)
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I sent this to my father. He's a mechanic (retired).
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:18:46 EDT (#)
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And this is because I'm going to make sure Fey loses.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:18:30 EDT (#)
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Here, this is for effort!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:15:36 EDT (#)
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www.khaaan.com
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:14:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 21:07:52 BST (#)
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What's changed is the unfunny/funny part. Like I said...I used to laugh at your posts. I haven't broken so much as a smile in the last--I stopped counting.
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You cant please all of the people all of the time. Its all swings and roundabouts. What goes up must come down. KHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad. Not your best.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 16:07:52 EDT (#)
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What's changed is the unfunny/funny part. Like I said...I used to laugh at your posts. I haven't broken so much as a smile in the last--I stopped counting.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-09 15:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unless you're working on your own car as a mechanic, in which case it's masturbation instead
OR
If a family member mechanic fixes your car, in which case it's incest.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-04-09 15:59:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 20:32:01 BST (#)
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Gimmicky and unfunny.
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So...
whats changed?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-09 15:40:33 EDT (#)
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Methinks you've lost your touch.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-09 15:32:24 EDT (#)
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you are nearly as good at using paint as i am!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-09 15:32:01 EDT (#)
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Gimmicky and unfunny. My opinion is the only one that matters. I used to laugh at some of your posts, I swear it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-09 15:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-09 20:18:20 BST (#)
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haha you're like a talented Electro!
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-04-09 15:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha you're like a talented Electro!