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Pensacola Christian College Rules and Regulations (846 hits)

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Submitted by Deadtoast (View user info) at 2009-04-11 08:07:50 EDT


This is fucking awesome! ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pensacola_Christian_College#Rules_and_regulations )

Rules and regulations

Rules at PCC are strict; the college maintains, "attendance at PCC is a privilege not a right." This phrase is printed in all of PCC's administration and registration publications including course catalogs, student handbooks, and information sent out to prospective students regarding attendance at PCC.

Regulations govern many aspects of the residence hall students lives, including dress, hairstyles, cleanliness of residence hall rooms, styles of music (PCC only permits its students to listen to classical music, traditional Christian music or Sacred music), borrowing, off-campus employment, and internet access.

PCC also has strict policies regarding mixed-gender interaction. Physical contact between members of the opposite sex is not permitted under any circumstance. Written permission of the dean's office must be procured for all off-campus meetings between members of the opposite sex. In addition, all mixed-gender meetings (on and off-campus), must have a PCC chaperone present.[8] Most stairwells and elevators on campus are segregated by gender. In the absence of being able to have physical contact, a fad has developed among dating students on campus where couples stare deeply into each other's eyes. This practice by students is variously called "eye kissing", or "optical intercourse" and is jokingly called "making eye babies."[8] This activity however is discouraged by the administration.

Other violations of PCC policy include the use of language considered profane or foul by the college administration, visiting movie theaters, patronizing unauthorized area businesses, being off campus after hours and being in another residence hall room after hours. Additionally, being in a residence hall belonging to a member of the opposite sex, the use of alcohol, or tobacco products, gambling, possession or use of pornography, engaging in any form of pre-marital sexual activity or any other actions considered by the college to be immoral, and engaging in social activities with members of the opposite sex as a group while off campus can result in immediate dismissal. The administration of PCC also reviews any reports brought to their attention of students behaving in a manner unbecoming of PCC ideals who are at home or away on school breaks while enrolled at the college.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-16 00:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

IS BEING A NIGGER AGAINST THE RULES TOO?

Submitted by beckig1983 (user info) at 2009-04-14 18:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2009-04-14 02:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-04-11 14:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-11 14:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow. I really want to burn that place to the ground.
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Why? It has no effect on you. Who gives a shit what OTHERS choose to do with their lives?

You people are so intolerant.

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If this was about the way all of the individuals at the school CHOSE to live their lives, they wouldn't need all the bullshit Puritanical rules, you fucking idiot.

Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2009-04-13 16:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-13 13:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what is this

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-13 12:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no1hasdis made me laugh right there. I didn't want to, you know, but it was involuntary.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-13 12:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Excuse the edits I did to kaos' rant, but I think it's much better now.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-13 12:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

funny kaos, that review suited you. Now STFU, you insolent, intolerant heathen.



Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-12 22:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Yes. Yes, I AM intolerant. I hate these people and what they represent. I wish them dead, all of them wiped from existence and their pathetic lethargy erased from this Earth. NO EFFECT ON ME??? These chain smoking primitives effect me every single day with their socialized housing and lack of work ethic. They would happily see me and my kind broke just as quickly for not paying unreasonable taxes to support them to their filthy fucking liberal government.

I'm sick of trying to be the "better' person, the one on the side of an industrious culture, a productive society. For too long we have simply smiled sadly and shaken our heads at these lazy creatures and allowed them to spread their self-pitying laxity and sub-par writing to newer generations. We have allowed the sloth to become the lion.

No. I'm tired of seeing this mockery of life continue. As far as I'm concerned, these individuals have abandoned all their basic human rights when they succumbed to collecting unemployment checks, when they degraded themselves under the belief of imaginary disabilities making them slighty less responsible to earn their own way. Like a criminal who CHOOSES to commit an act of villainy, they CHOOSE to live in this disgusting manner.

It is the 21st century. It's time the enlightened, more advanced beings on this planet stand up united in authority and state, "We Will No Longer Approve Of This." It is time we actively begin persecution of this unproductive behavior as a rogue act against humanity, and cut the payments. It is time we open our eyes to the truth of welfare; that it is the greatest Grand Theft ever perpetrated by one man upon another

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-13 10:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is pretty ridiculous but if it's a personal option than they can do what they want!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-13 10:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wonder how many kids are there against their will or choice. Like the fundie parents enrolled them and shipped them off without their kids' input as to where and what they wanted to study.



Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-04-13 10:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GODWIN's LAW FTW!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-13 10:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ha, ya got me there, rote Himmelblickfälschung.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-13 09:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GODWINS TWO BELOW

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-13 08:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Was gunna say kaos,till skrap beat me to it, I've heard of a man who used to talk like this. If I recall, things didn't work out so great for him....what was that here fellas name?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-13 07:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, Kaos. You're supported by the State and willfully so. You would like to see the State take over suport for everyone. You're intolerant of people with beliefs other than yours, especially those who hold to some organized religion. You're calling for those of mind like yours to band together and and squash these believers for the good of you and your like-thinkers in the name of social progress.

So you're either joking badly in the below review, or you're a Nazi.

Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-04-13 01:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Some kid should try and make an experiment out of this.
I can so totally see that goth anarchist kid in high school who hangs out in the empty lot smoking cigarettes after school attend this school and try to see if they actually succeed in brainwashing him.

Like, document his life before, and then make sure 4 years later he gets some old HS kids to kidnap him and document his progress.

Then hold him hostage for a few months til he snaps out of it.

I WILL FINANCE THIS EXPERIMENT!!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-04-12 23:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fag below

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-12 22:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-04-11 14:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-11 14:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow. I really want to burn that place to the ground.
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Why? It has no effect on you. Who gives a shit what OTHERS choose to do with their lives?

You people are so intolerant.

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Yes. Yes, I AM intolerant. I hate these people and what they represent. I wish them dead, all of them wiped from existence and their pathetic religion erased from this Earth. NO EFFECT ON ME??? These babbling primitives effect me every single day with their outdated zealotry and ideals. They would happily see me and my kind dead just as quickly for not bowing before their filthy fucking savior.

I'm sick of trying to be the "better' person, the one on the side of an evolving culture, a progressive society. For too long we have simply smiled sadly and shaken our heads at these lesser creatures and allowed them to spread their disease to newer generations. We have allowed the lamb to become the lion.

No. I'm tired of seeing this mockery of life continue. As far as I'm concerned, these individuals have abandoned all their basic human rights when they succumbed to such ridiculous fiction, when they degraded themselves under the belief of something slightly less than a transcendental theocracy. Like a criminal who CHOOSES to commit an act of villainy, they CHOOSE to live in this disgusting manner.

It is the 21st century. It's time the enlightened, more advanced beings on this planet stand up united in authority and state, "We Will No Longer Approve Of This." It is time we actively begin persecution of this behavior as a rogue act against humanity. It is time we open our eyes to the truth of religion; that it is the greatest Hate Crime ever perpetrated by one man upon another.






Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-12 08:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why would you care?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-12 08:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WOW! RULES!

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-11 15:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If a kid wants to go there, live and diet. WTF is going on with my typing?! that was supposed to be live and let live. Fuck sake.

Anyway. I think it's cruel to send an unwilling child into this enviroment though.Rubbish. ANY extream enviroment based on a parents belief and not necessarily that of the child.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-11 15:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thanks for reminding me of what i had to endure at boarding school

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-04-11 14:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-11 14:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow. I really want to burn that place to the ground.
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Why? It has no effect on you. Who gives a shit what OTHERS choose to do with their lives?

You people are so intolerant.

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-11 14:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow. I really want to burn that place to the ground.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-11 11:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

silly.

optical intercourse and making eye babies...made me smile +1.

Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-04-11 11:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-11 11:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT.

My old roommate used to go to PCC. I could tell SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many stories of how fucking weird she was. She was dense as fuck (took her literally 2.5 HOURS--not exaggerating--on the phone with me trying to explain how to fill out her Form W-4 and VA-4). She told me that they were basically not allowed to think for themselves. They had to SLEEP in dress code, they had separate beaches for men and women, no matter WHEN they felt like waking up they HAD to have their bed made by like 8 or 8:30 EVERY SINGLE MORNING, the women HAD to wear panty hose, they weren't allowed to watch movies or listen to any sort of music other than the PCC radio station, and ALL women there were expected to work for free at A Beka Books (their home-schooling program).

THIS bitch, ironically, ended up basically stabbing me in the back and going after an ex boyfriend of mine (the one that looks like Maiorano) like, a month and a half after I dumped him. When I told my Dad, he told me to beat her ass. Since I'm not a violent fucking bitch, I just kicked her out instead. It was the best thing I ever did.

They're married now, and apparently just had a baby girl who they named Cailyn. They deserve each other.

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OMG LOL

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-11 11:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT.

My old roommate used to go to PCC. I could tell SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many stories of how fucking weird she was. She was dense as fuck (took her literally 2.5 HOURS--not exaggerating--on the phone with me trying to explain how to fill out her Form W-4 and VA-4). She told me that they were basically not allowed to think for themselves. They had to SLEEP in dress code, they had separate beaches for men and women, no matter WHEN they felt like waking up they HAD to have their bed made by like 8 or 8:30 EVERY SINGLE MORNING, the women HAD to wear panty hose, they weren't allowed to watch movies or listen to any sort of music other than the PCC radio station, and ALL women there were expected to work for free at A Beka Books (their home-schooling program).

THIS bitch, ironically, ended up basically stabbing me in the back and going after an ex boyfriend of mine (the one that looks like Maiorano) like, a month and a half after I dumped him. When I told my Dad, he told me to beat her ass. Since I'm not a violent fucking bitch, I just kicked her out instead. It was the best thing I ever did.

They're married now, and apparently just had a baby girl who they named Cailyn. They deserve each other.

Submitted by captainrads (user info) at 2009-04-11 10:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Exactly what I'd expect from a Christian school. Shit like this, and homeschooling, is why there's so many socially awkward people out there.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-11 08:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is there a point besides the already well-belabored one about religion being a horrible source of morals? The name of the place has the word "Christian" in it. It has the same restrictions that a lot of schools with the word "Islam" or "Institute of Anti-Social Mind-Twisting" have. Laughing at retards* for being retards is too easy.







*NOTE: Not saying that all Christians are retards. Saying that if a kid is attending that school, either the kid or the kid's parents are retards.


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