If God is Omnipotent, Could He Create a Muffin So Large That Even HE Couldn't Eat It? (NO CONTENT/CAMWHORE WOO?) (1036 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: 0.8 on 53 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Haiku Mikoo (View user info) at 2009-04-13 12:40:44 EDT
Inspired by this post I didn't actually read:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121835
Discuss.
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-23 03:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you start talking to people you forget where you actually are...it's like sitting at a coffee shop - a vagina stew coffee shop.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you and the muffin man must be really good "friends"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-04-16 03:43:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-15 23:31:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-14 19:38:29 PDT (#)
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Sam Rothstein would have a thing or two to say about the blueberry spread in that muffin.
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IS THIS YOUR FUCKIN PEN?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny because despite the obvious joke and overall silliness, there are serious philosophical and theological implications to the question.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-14 22:38:29 EDT (#)
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Sam Rothstein would have a thing or two to say about the blueberry spread in that muffin.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-04-14 17:56:00 EDT (#)
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groundbreaking use of perspective, gingo.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-14 12:30:57 EDT (#)
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Seriously, I try to spread the good word of the Muffin and someone has the gall to suggest I have ginger heritage?
This is the worst website in the world.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-14 11:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-13 10:07:07 PDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ginger for the loss
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I am NOT a fucking ginger.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-14 09:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-13 17:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-13 19:30:17 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, you have nice eyes.
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are we looking at the same picture? there is little eye to admire
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You're right...in this picture, you can see just a sliver of his eye. But in his other camwhores his eyes appear to be a very bright greenish blue. I had previously mentioned viewing his other camwhores in another review; this review is taken a bit out of context.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-04-14 09:23:16 EDT (#)
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http://www.mjgradziel.com/burger/giant_burger.html
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-14 05:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for looking like the Predator.
*turn around*
*over here*
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-04-14 03:26:39 EDT (#)
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shave that thing
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-04-14 01:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-04-14 01:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
moo
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-13 22:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-04-13 22:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-13 19:19:07 EDT (#)
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you look like a Dickehut I once knew
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-04-13 19:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-13 14:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does everyone spell it "hippy"? I must be retarted because I thought it was spelled "hippie".
Speaking of hippies, my cousin is a hippie and her FB picture is her literally hugging a tree. I love her, but WTF?
The camwhore above makes you look quasi-disgruntled and scruffy which is hot, somehow. The other camwhore...not so much.
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Hippy is masculine or singular. use the -ie when you are referring to either a female or the hippy variety, or to multiple hippies in general.
Also, I would define that as bread, instead of a muffin. but it looks delicious so +1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-13 17:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-13 19:30:17 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, you have nice eyes.
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are we looking at the same picture? there is little eye to admire
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-13 16:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice paska.
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2009-04-13 16:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-13 15:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I spelled it that way on purpose, Bubbs.
Actually I didn't. I am so tired. I was looking at that word and I was like, "why the fuck is Mozilla saying that word is spelled incorrectly? Eh well, fuck it."
Thanks for pointing out my retarded mistake.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-13 15:45:19 EDT (#)
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At that point I'm pretty sure you're just eating a whole cake. Or a loaf of bread. Or something...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-13 14:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-13 14:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does everyone spell it "hippy"? I must be retarted because I thought it was spelled "hippie".
Speaking of hippies, my cousin is a hippie and her FB picture is her literally hugging a tree. I love her, but WTF?
The camwhore above makes you look quasi-disgruntled and scruffy which is hot, somehow. The other camwhore...not so much.
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Because they are morons, just like the people who spell it retarted instead of retarded..
:D
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-13 14:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello HaikuMikoo, my homely homeboy. You never even responded to my orangutan review. Do you have any idea how that smarts?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-13 14:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jebus would get crumbs all over his Tuxedo shirt if he ate that.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-13 14:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, you have nice eyes.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-13 14:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does everyone spell it "hippy"? I must be retarted because I thought it was spelled "hippie".
Speaking of hippies, my cousin is a hippie and her FB picture is her literally hugging a tree. I love her, but WTF?
The camwhore above makes you look quasi-disgruntled and scruffy which is hot, somehow. The other camwhore...not so much.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-13 14:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111787
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-13 14:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY! That's no muffin, it's a loaf of cinnamon raisen bread photographed from the side!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-13 13:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
phew, im still good looking!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-13 13:38:32 EDT (#)
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You look like my mate Nath, a real pretty boy. Congrats.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-04-13 13:12:02 EDT (#)
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Easy there, don;t wanna get a muffin top, do ya now..
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-13 13:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ginger for the loss
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-13 13:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What schtick? I've posted current pictures. I can't help it if my incredible handosmeness transcends time and space.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-13 13:02:58 EDT (#)
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I have to go to school now, don't be too jealous of my youthful beauty, Shlongy.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-13 13:02:58 EDT (#)
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What exactly is a white supremacist look?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-13 13:01:43 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/121836#2883858
IT WAS A BAD MASCULINITY DAY OKAY?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-13 13:00:30 EDT (#)
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I look like a white supremacist right now, actually, this picture is making me miss hippy hair.
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-13 12:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look more gay in this picture...I know that's the "look" you are going for.
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1210449214410121440/1/There%20are%20steam%20stacks%20on%20my%20shoulder.jpg
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-13 12:58:21 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/54710#1028981
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-13 12:58:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-13 09:53:41 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Take a fucking shower.
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No time.
Also this picture is three years old, kind of like your "shtick."
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-13 12:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL at FG3
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-13 12:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://loltheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/wanna-muffin.jpg
Jesus wants you to have muffins.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-13 12:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Take a fucking shower.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-13 12:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gut busting muffin
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-13 12:51:35 EDT (#)
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Get a god damn haircut you hippy homo. Or maybe that's homo hippy.
Not sure.
http://tinyurl.com/cju8kc
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-04-13 12:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That muffin is a winner.
http://www.pimpmysnack.com
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-13 12:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's hilarious you fucking hippy.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-13 12:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-13 12:47:15 EDT (#)
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When anyone asks me "Who's got the Big Muffin?", I will answer "Haikumikoo".
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-13 12:42:19 EDT (#)
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Cut your hair and get a shave, Brad Lindsey Junior.