Psycho Bitches (834 hits)
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Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (View user info) at 2009-04-14 02:28:51 EDT
The world is full of psycho bitches,
You can complain or you can smile
You'll never know exactly which is
a psycho bitch or a girl that's mild
Until you've plumbed them,
until you've sampled,
the real one, the one that's wild.
Women a crafty, deceitful bitches
men are plain stupid, that's why we fail
willing to swop our hard-won riches
for bits of fluff and shapely tail
Until you've plumbed them,
until you've sampled,
you'll never reach that flesh coloured grail
A psycho Bitch is a thing of beauty
so finely wrought and dear to possess
cruelly endowed with the finest booty,
you'll buy your pleasure under duress
After you've plumbed them,
After you've sampled,
you'll never, ever, settle for less
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-15 23:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
MEH
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-15 01:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing wrong with poetry on Uber. Something definitely wrong with Uber 'tho.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-14 19:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
poetry on uber. yurghh.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-04-14 18:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uggghh.. fuck. This isn't the kind of bland bullshit I want to read while I'm procrastinating on my take-home.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-14 13:03:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-04-14 12:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Poetry = Gay.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-14 10:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Psycho Therapy...gonna burglarize your home.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-14 09:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-04-14 09:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Didn't read your poem.
+1 for the picture.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-14 09:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AWESOME below
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-14 09:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-14 09:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gender confusitron, fagbot! knob+bollocks=male
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-14 09:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-14 14:00:30 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
when she gets on top I fully expect something to flap against my stomach.
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urghh
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-14 09:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Put it to you this way? When I bend her over and fuck her, that's good, but when she gets on top I fully expect something to flap against my stomach.
Should I write something today?
I'm kind of busy but I'm considering it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and to be fair that was my only point
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah EI, sico likes his women with balls!
DUH!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:56:39 EDT (#)
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Notice how I'm not refuted the gay claims though :(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:55:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:49:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-14 13:47:31 BST (#)
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I can't begin to tell you how utterly unattractive that picture appears to be.
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now sico is gay, i mean we all knew that, with his array of shirts, this howeevr proves it.
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Why because a picture of a pasty white leg with stretch marks with a remarkably flat ass doesn't turn me on. Forgive me if I like girls with some color to them, smooth skin, and a little bird on the spit (that's my hip way of saying meat on the bone).
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Business is booming. Running around like a loon today! No fun stories I'm afraid, got pelted with jelly beans by some kids on one of the wards, aparently they thought I was coming to give them injections. Little buggers. They were a bit taken aback when I made them clean them up.
"but monster....I'm too sick!"
*quick scan of chart*
"Rubbish, you're going home tomorrow! Now MUSH!"
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Thats right LM rule with an iron fist!
that would be so great if your nametag at work said "monster"
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-14 07:47:52 CDT (#)
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Business is booming. Running around like a loon today! No fun stories I'm afraid, got pelted with jelly beans by some kids on one of the wards, aparently they thought I was coming to give them injections. Little buggers. They were a bit taken aback when I made them clean them up.
"but monster....I'm too sick!"
*quick scan of chart*
"Rubbish, you're going home tomorrow! Now MUSH!"
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Hahaha
Well played!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:49:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-14 13:47:31 BST (#)
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I can't begin to tell you how utterly unattractive that picture appears to be.
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now sico is gay, i mean we all knew that, with his array of shirts, this howeevr proves it.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Business is booming. Running around like a loon today! No fun stories I'm afraid, got pelted with jelly beans by some kids on one of the wards, aparently they thought I was coming to give them injections. Little buggers. They were a bit taken aback when I made them clean them up.
"but monster....I'm too sick!"
*quick scan of chart*
"Rubbish, you're going home tomorrow! Now MUSH!"
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't begin to tell you how utterly unattractive that picture appears to be.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
in my mind LM is in white stockings and suspenders with a stethascope round her neck
:)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:40:12 EDT (#)
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im only joking LM, watch it if you can, it is hilarious.
im sorry SGT i stopped to a new low.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
consider yourself blessed LM its a terrible sight.
What is it about striped stockings that make me blush, love it.
Hows business LM? Any interesting medical stories?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:36:59 EDT (#)
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I'm at work, I can't play that link. You better not be being awful EI. I know where you dwell!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY!!!
I would NOT wear an all black outfit, I'm more apt to wear red.
Good lord, what posesses someone to post a video like that?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:33:37 EDT (#)
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here is sgt shaking it LM!
http://www.youtube.com/user/Cubbyradio2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*shakes it*
*shakes it*
*shakes it*
*shakes it*
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-14 08:31:58 EDT (#)
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Shake it big bear!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-14 07:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-14 02:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I liked this better than your last post.
The poetry did flow too well, but I liked the picture.
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LM can appreciate a nice ass, thats why she's so nice to me!!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-14 06:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-14 04:44:03 EDT (#)
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I thought so, though the whole heel-strap thing is overdoing it. Typical faggot photog pose. A real man would have known the ass was enough.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-14 04:34:52 EDT (#)
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nice ass
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-14 04:33:15 EDT (#)
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We have psychobitch vote.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-04-14 04:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
there are just so many ways to trash this; The poor grammar, the forced rhyming, the hopeless and jumbled construction....
it makes me think you are an alter because something this bad must be intentional. Nobody is REALLY this stupid.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-04-14 03:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
horrible.
No poetry, BTW; or at least no more poetry from you.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-04-14 03:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I liked the title and the photo, other than that I thought this was kinda trite.
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-04-14 03:35:21 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-14 03:11:26 EDT (#)
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if you like :)
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-04-14 03:10:09 EDT (#)
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that's a yes
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-14 03:09:15 EDT (#)
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I'm as old as the hills.
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-04-14 03:07:05 EDT (#)
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you review like my little brother
he and his little friends all brag to each other about the chicks they do but i get the feeling they're all preemies
are you a preemie, johnny?
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-14 02:54:53 EDT (#)
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dry the fuck out, bitch. You'll have plenty of time to get wet when I'm drilling you senseless.
Submitted by reginajacks (user info) at 2009-04-14 02:50:31 EDT (#)
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stop it you're making me wet
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-14 02:47:59 EDT (#)
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The pic is fluff. It reminds me of one of the many psycho bitches I have known & plumbed.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-14 02:41:06 EDT (#)
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I liked this better than your last post.
The poetry did flow too well, but I liked the picture.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-14 02:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
far out, dude