I just fell in love with my sister. (1192 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.12 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SkullBiter (View user info) at 2009-04-14 11:18:31 EDT
This is a country song I was singing the other day because I was bored. I wrote the first part of it and oh by golly if I didn't think I should just share it. I finished in the submit box and it probably wont be the final version. I was thinking a couple banjos and a steel drum would do it fine justice. That being said I do not own a pair of overalls and this will be the last time my wardrobe fails me. I just have to knock out a few teeth, and have a sister and I'll be on my way to the big time. Remember kids, songs are just poetry in motion, so if you don't like poetry, then you don't like music. :D
Ooooooh, I just fell in love with my sister,
and all my buddies say hey thats not cool.
You know im really gonna miss her,
cause my parents are shippin' her off to bordin school.
*knee slap, and a yeehaw.*
Oh and when im makin love with my sister,
you know it is really always best.
While im drillin way at her pisser,
To pull her hair and make her scream incest.
*Yeehaw, hat wave.*
Drinking bud, coors, busch and some keystone,
She says I love you, and I just smiled.
When we finally got back to the home,
She confessed to me she was with child.
Ooooooh, I just fell in love with my sister,
and all my buddies say hey thats not cool.
You know im really gonna miss her,
cause my parents are shippin' her off to bordin school.
*long pause* Enter girly voice.
Ooooooh, I just fell in love with my brother,
the love I have for him is rivaled by none other.
All my girlfriends, say that I'm at wits end,
but I'll be damn by them, I love my man.
*Oooh, oooh, oooh* Sexy noises.
I told my mom about this guy Id met,
my heart is his, and my mind was set.
Imagine her face, when I told her that the taste,
of my brother makes me tingle deep inside.
The love grew strong, and it went wild,
and by the time we'd had our first child
I knew somethin' was wrong, but what I just couldn't peg,
my baby had just one arm, and just one leg.
*oooh, oooh, oooh*
Ooooooh, I just fell in love with my brother,
the love I have for him is rivaled by none other.
And all of my girlfriends, say that I'm at wits end,
but I'll be damn by them, I love my man.
Fade out with dueling banjos, someone spitting in a spittoon, and someone screaming yeeeeeehaw.
So thats about it, I made you read something! (maybe) I would also like a dragon to ride to work and to smite my enemies.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-17 02:25:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-14 16:39:43 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-14 23:50:23 BST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-14 14:02:06 EDT (#)
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Well I banged my cousin. Deal with it.
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wat.
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its true, he didn't consent either
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OK THAT IS FUNNY RIGHT THERE
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-17 01:22:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-14 19:39:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-14 23:50:23 BST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-14 14:02:06 EDT (#)
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Well I banged my cousin. Deal with it.
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wat.
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its true, he didn't consent either
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-14 18:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-14 14:02:06 EDT (#)
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Well I banged my cousin. Deal with it.
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wat.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-14 18:07:12 EDT (#)
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It doesn't really do it justice just written down, maybe ill record it someday.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-14 18:04:57 EDT (#)
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I love doing stuff like this and I have a shit ton of country song lyrics lying around. Two of my old favorites are titled '(Oh Lord) I just farted' and 'She looks good naked.'
Submitted by skee (user info) at 2009-04-14 15:07:58 EDT (#)
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...bleh
Submitted by skee (user info) at 2009-04-14 15:07:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-14 14:02:51 EDT (#)
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HAH @ drake, I forgot about that.
spot on.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-14 14:02:06 EDT (#)
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Well I banged my cousin. Deal with it.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-14 13:34:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-14 13:07:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beckig1983 (user info) at 2009-04-14 12:39:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-14 12:01:21 EDT (#)
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You know what, its actually more of a folk song.
At least it is in my head.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-14 11:59:54 EDT (#)
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Well, I certainly didn't read past "country song."
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-14 11:57:23 EDT (#)
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As in...
"All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy"
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-14 11:57:21 EDT (#)
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Eww below, Fergalicious. Only the part after she says it, and the gay sounding voice lisps it.
Gets me every time.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-14 11:56:37 EDT (#)
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Also, "If You Seek Amy" by Britney Spears...while not the best of songs...is amusing. It got a lot of flack from the FCC and soccer moms, at least.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-14 11:55:40 EDT (#)
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Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-14 11:54:37 EDT (#)
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I've heard it.
Well I find it such a thrill, when she grinds me against her will.
Gold.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-14 11:53:39 EDT (#)
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Excellent song, below.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-14 11:52:11 EDT (#)
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Check out "A Lapdance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying" by the Bloodhound Gang.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-14 11:26:25 EDT (#)
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My favorite country song is
"get your tounge outta my mouth 'cause i'm kissin you goodbye"
also, "I kissed my sister with my fist"
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-14 11:22:27 EDT (#)
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Yippee-cai-yaay, sisterfucker.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-14 11:21:20 EDT (#)
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Spell it how you want to spell it.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-14 11:20:14 EDT (#)
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YEE-HAAA?