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Submitted by makizer (View user info) at 2009-04-16 01:15:08 EDT
The Fundamentals of S.D
When one is seriously considering learning how to S.D, one should always keep in mind that there are three aspects that are of great importance:
D.S.S:
The ability of any D.S'er to S.D successfully depends to a great extent on his/her fundamental D.S skills, i.e. his/her ability to manipulate, to correctly motivate and accurately exhilarate , as well as his/her ability to receive.
D.S skills should not be confused with D.S techniques and D.S Knowledge. The difference between these can be explained by using the game of football (Should not be confused with "American football" think round Balls) as an example. In order to be a good football player, a person FIRST must master the fundamental skills, e.g. passing, heading, and dribbling while on the balls. Only after learning these fundamental skills can he/she be taught techniques and Knowledge.
D.S.T:
There are several D.S techniques that can be employed to make S.D more successful.
D.S.T relies on the common basis that the D.S'ers final end result is to please the customer and take his final payment. Many of the D.S.T's rely greatly on oral skills which are probably the most commonly used techniques but there are other D.S.T's for example hand skills can also be brought into the task.
D.S.K:
Deep research has shown that, if the technique of D.S is followed correctly and precisely, D.S gratification is enhanced significantly, and the overall time spent in the process of S.D is slashed dramatically.
Following patterns of well known D.S and sticking to the basic fundamentals will certainly deliver excellent D.S results.
So, enhancing ones D.S.T is far more important than learning D.S.S if you already have the knowledge of how to successfully S.D
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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-05-18 21:19:45 EDT (#)
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"D.S.T relies on the common basis that the D.S'ers final end result is to please the customer and take his final payment."
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"please the CUSTOMER and take his final payment"?
So this is semi pro D.S.ing....?
Hookay then.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-16 08:46:12 EDT (#)
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stfu
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-16 08:21:07 EDT (#)
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how about I stick my D in your A and F you to death.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 08:11:42 EDT (#)
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Tell santa and the other elves I said hi!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-16 08:08:02 EDT (#)
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this post S a big D
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-16 07:50:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-16 07:28:09 EDT (#)
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Crystal was funny right there.
You, however, seem like the type that thinks you've done a good job sucking cock if the guy doesn't kick you in the kidney on the way out the door.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-16 06:54:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-04-16 01:14:16 CDT (#)
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OH GOOD! It's "TAKE ADVICE FROM A TEEN" day on Uber again!
Now - there are some significant holes in this - please break it down and BE SPECIFIC - otherwise we won't be able to see the genius and the fount of knowledge that you obviously are!
And I'm desperate for tips. Pun intended,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-04-16 06:52:00 EDT (#)
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People who either a)get their D S'd regularly or b)S D regularly don't care for stories about such things on the internet.
However those who have never had their D S'd or have never S'd a D seem to have a strange interest in the techniques and generally making out like they are good at Sing D.
Fuck off, you shouldn't be on this website at school.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-04-16 04:26:12 EDT (#)
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fcuk ffo
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-04-16 02:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
OH GOOD! It's "TAKE ADVICE FROM A TEEN" day on Uber again!
Now - there are some significant holes in this - please break it down and BE SPECIFIC - otherwise we won't be able to see the genius and the fount of knowledge that you obviously are!
And I'm desperate for tips. Pun intended,