I Have a Money Cup Full of Fluff and Melon Deoderant is Best (1677 hits)
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Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2009-04-16 09:56:18 EDT
I broke my leg recently. It sucks. Showers are especially humiliating.
I own a fake Louis Vutton bag.
I look at planes crossing the sky and always watch their passing.
I'm a voracious nose picker.
I never fart in front of people but have no problem in announcing that the reason I've walked away is to let one out.
I like sitting on my deck with a glass of wine on a Sunday afternoon.
I have an unhealthy addiction towards reality shows, 'The Hills', 'Rock of Love' 'Double Shot at Love' even 'Laguna Beach' reruns - I'm hopelessly hooked.
I hate that living in the big wide world means that half my wages are gone on bills by the time I get paid.
Every time I walk past a bush or tree I pick off one of the leaves and crush it between my fingers then sniff.
I watched the movie 'Total Recall' nearly every night for nine months. I can quote it scene by scene and sometimes when I can't get to sleep I go through the movie in the head verbatim until I fall asleep dreaming of a time when Mars will be free from tyranny.
Up until lately I'd taken to 'air humping' as a way to tell people where they should be looking, 'where's the beer?' just look where my pelvis is point-humping. I blame this on my sister; she's a real pirate hooker.
I own all the 'Tremors' movies and still like to watch them.
Sometimes when I'm on the bus, I pick out the top three guys I'd choose if we ended up on a desert island, then get paranoid that maybe the guys are doing the same so I check out each girl that comes on to see if she's hot enough for the island.
I own only three towels, two of them are beach towels which feature spongebob and Harry Potter respectively - so I only use my 'serious' black towel whenever I come out of the shower when people are at home. These are the same people that have seen me at my absolute drunkest, yet I still wear the 'serious' towel.
I have a serious towel.
I own a stuffed toy that says 'eat shit'
I know what the Vulcan mind meld sounds like.
Years ago I called a radio station to win a spice girls cd. The question was 'which celebrity recently hurt himself in a motorcycle accident' It was Keanu Reeves.
I worked at a video shop and stole 6 movies. I ended up giving them away to friends.
The TV volume has to be on an even number otherwise I think its bad luck.
I've smoked the same brand of cigarettes since I was 14.
'They threaten me with lung cancer and still I smoke and smoke, if they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop' - Mignon
'Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep. To these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but a good cigarette.' - Mignon
5 weeks ago I made myself French toast and baked beans.
I have 20 pairs of underwear, only three matches with my bras.
When I was walking, I'd zigzag to make it harder on the snipers.
I went to my local dairy and after buying a pack of smokes and putting them in my bag, upon leaving I walked past this old lady who turned towards me and said 'Smoking is bad and will be the worst decision you'll ever make.' And carried on in that vein for a few minutes. I shrugged at her and walked on, wondering how the hell she knew that I was a smoker. Later on, while stoned, I had myself convinced that the old lady was 'me' from the future and had come back to warn me to stop smoking.
I hate Australian accents.
'For seven years I've dwelt in the loose palace of exile
Playing strange games with the girls of the island.
Now I have come again to the land of the fair,
And the strong,
And the wise.'
I do not own any socks that match and I flinch everytime anyone cracks their knuckles.
User Reviews
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-08-25 14:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, danger, I know Australia is like the West Island and all, but it's still a way away. And anyway, if we invited you you'd just get drunk, try it on with the sheep and make fun of the accent.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-08-24 20:06:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-24 17:51:44 EDT (#)
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don't worry about me i probably didn't want to go anyway
^^^^^^^^^^^^
that's the truth
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-08-24 17:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't worry about me i probably didn't want to go anyway
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-08-24 16:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet. I wonder how this will go. =)
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-08-24 15:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fey, I'm in.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-08-24 13:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello.
I'm coming to NZ again, at the end of this year.
You up for drinks if we make it up to Auckland?
And how many attempts is this?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2009-07-24 15:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha, "galactic cuntmanship".
I hate you.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-23 11:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I too like to fuck with the snipers.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-23 10:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-23 09:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-18 20:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY TOE HOW DID YOU BREAK YOUR LEG?
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Hardcore motorcycle accident.
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Damn you Snake Canyon!! DAAAMMMMMNNNN YYYYYOOOUUUUU!!!!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-23 09:12:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-18 20:53:43 EDT (#)
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HEY TOE HOW DID YOU BREAK YOUR LEG?
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Hardcore motorcycle accident.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-23 01:47:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2009-04-20 14:25:22 EDT (#)
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i have been gone awhile. this was ace. this is why i'm back.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-04-19 11:13:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-18 20:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY TOE HOW DID YOU BREAK YOUR LEG?
Submitted by slank (user info) at 2009-04-18 20:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice list of reasons you're unfuckable fatty
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-04-18 14:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-18 12:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't fart around other people either. That would seem to make us soul mates, or something, but I don't fart at all, like the Queen. The Queen doesn't poop. I poop, but it smells like rosemary and lavender. Sometime is smells like a dreamsicle, which is vanilla ice cream and orange sherbet, and wonderful, in case you've never eaten one or smelled my poop, which would be gross, really.
Submitted by SmalltownSally (user info) at 2009-04-17 22:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm giving you a zero, because I don't know if I like you or not, based solely on this list. Every time I'd read something that I thought would make me like you, I'd read something else that annoyed me and felt fake, but it may just be my bad-weather mood. So, solid zero while I think this over. I hope you'll pardon me. I intend to read some of your other posts to form my opinion fully.
Correction. +1, because I have a Pirates of the Caribbean towel featuring a life-sized Jack Sparrow that says "I love Jack" on it that nobody ever gets to see me use.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-17 14:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rare Star Bellied Sneetch sighting, below.
Submitted by StarBelliedSneetch (user info) at 2009-04-17 14:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 13:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:19:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Any chances of a pretty girl like you moving to Scottsdale, AZ?
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captain obvious
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-17 13:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uber is infiltrating my mind. i saw planes in the sky today and thought of you. question for you, though: there were 2 planes, going in OPPOSITE directions. which do you follow?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:26:31 EDT (#)
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+2 I'm reading this again while listening to "passive" by A Perfect Circle
SO FUCKING GOOD.
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:19:44 EDT (#)
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Any chances of a pretty girl like you moving to Scottsdale, AZ?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-17 06:56:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-04-17 06:55:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-04-17 02:57:30 EDT (#)
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Nice.
I can match you on at least 3 of those statements. I'll leave you to figure out which ones.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-04-17 02:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i read like four of these and i love you immensely
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-04-17 02:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wait, I'm jealous, what?
oh, okay
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-04-17 02:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I found your 'whatever dude' response to be extremely rude, sir
I mean ma'am
or miss
or whatever
whatever, dude
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-17 01:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know toe...I read that part about you re-watching Total Recall over and over again and I thought 'NO WAY...I DID THAT WITH TREMORS YEARS AND YEARS AGO'...and then a little bit further down you mentioned Tremors.
I loved Total Recall btw.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-04-16 21:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sure is banal around here.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-04-16 20:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you hating australian accents is like a paedophile hating a lawyer. theyre BOTH vile cunts that should be exterminated, but one of them is, well, a paedophile.
in this confusing and not really appropriate analogy, you are the paedophile.
which is to say, kiwi accents are the paedophiles of accents.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:32:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it took me ages to type out mspaint shit so i await a post
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I imagine that it would've - it was magnificent.
Very soon, my pretty, very soon.
Submitted by Sidivan (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Up until lately I'd taken to 'air humping' as a way to tell people where they should be looking, 'where's the beer?' just look where my pelvis is point-humping. I blame this on my sister; she's a real pirate hooker."
Fucking classic. I've never seen a chick do that, but I have a ton of friends that tried it out for awhile.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey look Bubba, I found a picture of you http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee161/ignitetheairwaves85/Early.png
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Thanks, farmlady. Do pigs really have dicks that look like corkscrews?
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Yes, they do in fact have corkscrew penii, I've seen them entering human vaginas before. See my "Ubercon..." post.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:11:19 EDT (#)
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I don't know. Our farm only has goats and horses. Goat balls drag the ground, much like your own.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:57:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:39:06 EDT (#)
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Hey look Bubba, I found a picture of you http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee161/ignitetheairwaves85/Early.png
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Thanks, farmlady. Do pigs really have dicks that look like corkscrews?
Submitted by UltraNinja (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think I love you.....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
basically id love a threesome
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pps emission is jealous of me being jealous of ballare being jealous of you (toe)
i think
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
p.s orphelia is jealous of ballare being jealous
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are cool.
it took me ages to type out mspaint shit so i await a post
or i'm telling
ps ballare is jealous you are too awesome
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey look Bubba, I found a picture of you http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee161/ignitetheairwaves85/Early.png
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting. I liked it.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-16 13:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a coffee mug from Clemson's 1981 National Championship season that says "WE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYBODY". I also have one that belonged to my grandmother which features a multitude of rabbits in various sex positions. I used to have one with bears too but that one got broken.
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Somewhere around here I have a t-shirt covered with skeletons in various sexual positions. Scattered amongst the pairs and trios of skeletons at odd angles is the word "Boners" in small text.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-16 13:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was entertained and the reviews made me laugh so hard airport security were alerted.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 13:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
seems like you people should get pet insurance
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-16 13:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just spent nearly 500 to find out that my dog has a bladder stone
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Been there, cat cost me 300 to find out she's allergic to fleas. FLEAS. Goddamn cat. I love her.
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$1650 to diagnose my cat's hypothyroid condition and then treat it with radioctive Iodine. Not only the money but we were supposed to save the cat's poo for two weeks and bring it back to the clinic for proper disposal. Yeah, right. At least now he's badass enough scare the f'dog.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amusing.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a coffee mug from Clemson's 1981 National Championship season that says "WE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYBODY". I also have one that belonged to my grandmother which features a multitude of rabbits in various sex positions. I used to have one with bears too but that one got broken.
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Farm girl stories, part one.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:12:17 EDT (#)
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I deeply ashamed to admit that I too have been watching Rock of Love.
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Awesome. There's more of us than you know.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a coffee mug from Clemson's 1981 National Championship season that says "WE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYBODY". I also have one that belonged to my grandmother which features a multitude of rabbits in various sex positions. I used to have one with bears too but that one got broken.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm with you on the reality shows, the sitting on your deck on a Sunday afternoon, and the picking of the leaves off trees.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
even after reading this I will continue to think you are a boy when I see your reviews laying around
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whatever dude
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
even after reading this I will continue to think you are a boy when I see your reviews laying around
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's just sicky sweet cinnamon schnapps. I can't think about it now without shuddering.
*shudder*
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My girlfriend and I used to steal liquor from her parents and get tipsy while listening to Poison.
She thought Bret was orgasmic. I just wanted to know how to do my eyeliner like his.
Little girls drinking Hot Damn (vile stuff) and listening to Talk Dirty to Me.
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Hot Damn?
is that anything like Fire and Ice or St Ides special brew?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I say post the camwhore here. I must admit, I'm kind of curious but not enough to email. Or you could hit me. (username)@gmail.com
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am shocked that ANYone watches rock of love.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you too, Big Bear.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My girlfriend and I used to steal liquor from her parents and get tipsy while listening to Poison.
She thought Bret was orgasmic. I just wanted to know how to do my eyeliner like his.
Little girls drinking Hot Damn (vile stuff) and listening to Talk Dirty to Me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ps - your camwhore was exactly what I expected.
Took ya long enough.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:12:17 EDT (#)
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I deeply ashamed to admit that I too have been watching Rock of Love. Then again, I've been watching (and sometimes laughing at) him since the 80's.
Dude, sometimes men lose their hair. It's ok. It's nature. You've got the money, go get implants if that's what you want. Just lose the constant bandana/cowboy hat combo because it's not fooling anybody.
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Brett Michaels wishes he had my hair.
I wish I had his penis.
P.S.-I love forensic.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:12:17 EDT (#)
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I deeply ashamed to admit that I too have been watching Rock of Love. Then again, I've been watching (and sometimes laughing at) him since the 80's.
Dude, sometimes men lose their hair. It's ok. It's nature. You've got the money, go get implants if that's what you want. Just lose the constant bandana/cowboy hat combo because it's not fooling anybody.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My mom was all "If it's too expensive, think about getting him put to sleep". HELLO MOM!?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just spent nearly 500 to find out that my dog has a bladder stone
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Been there, cat cost me 300 to find out she's allergic to fleas. FLEAS. Goddamn cat. I love her.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just spent nearly 500 to find out that my dog has a bladder stone.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-16 11:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was highly entertaining... yet did little to explain your galactic cuntmanship
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Oh ok.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-16 11:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was highly entertaining... yet did little to explain your galactic cuntmanship.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-16 11:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2009-04-16 11:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
<cheapshot> Yeah, but in truth, trying to capture all of you in just one picture is damn near impossible, unless you have a panorama lens. You're one of the few that really "needs" to camwhore every post. For completeness, that is. </cheapshot>
Hope the diet is going well*.
*Not really. If you lost a bunch of weight, I'd have to work harder on my cheapshots, and frankly, I'm just not that clever.
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*announcer voice* - "and Sgthartman takes a one two punch to the ego, he stumbles back onto the ropes, but...whats this!?...he's coming back with a fury never before seen by these eyes..."
Cheapshot! Its all good Jimmy, I've said worse about myself.
when I'm thin and hot one day, I'm gonna find you and bang your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 11:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-16 11:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck with that broken leg, hope it doesn't heal up crooked, though if you did you could join a circus and travel the world as Peggy the Crab Lady, though I suppose you'd have to intentionally break and mend crooked your other leg first.
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Now you've got me paranoid about my leg healing crooked, how could it go crooked? I don't want no crooked leg.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2009-04-16 11:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course I dont!
SEE:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121437
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120614
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119814
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118793
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116616
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116073
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112457
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111251
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110113
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111992
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<cheapshot> Yeah, but in truth, trying to capture all of you in just one picture is damn near impossible, unless you have a panorama lens. You're one of the few that really "needs" to camwhore every post. For completeness, that is. </cheapshot>
Hope the diet is going well*.
*Not really. If you lost a bunch of weight, I'd have to work harder on my cheapshots, and frankly, I'm just not that clever.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-16 11:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck with that broken leg, hope it doesn't heal up crooked, though if you did you could join a circus and travel the world as Peggy the Crab Lady, though I suppose you'd have to intentionally break and mend crooked your other leg first.
Or you could just heal up correctly and go back to being "Toe."
the choice is yours.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-02 03:38:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-31 23:06:36 EDT (#)
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Toe do you have a particular aversion to Camwhoring?
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not really. DO YOU?
email me i_can_get_you_a_toe.at.hotmail.com
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Of course I dont!
SEE:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121437
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120614
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119814
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118793
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116616
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116073
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112457
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111251
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110113
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111992
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-02 03:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-31 23:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Toe do you have a particular aversion to Camwhoring?
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not really. DO YOU?
email me i_can_get_you_a_toe.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:31:28 EDT (#)
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Oh, and
G'DAY!!!
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I'M NOT A FUCKING AUSTRALIAN!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you one of those users who has been here for years and never camwhored themselves?
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you should email me. I can show you the true horror that way.
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But where oh where will I get the address!!!
I think you're just teasing me anyways. If not, feel free to mail, mine is all over this motherfucker.
UBER networking FTW
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
smell ya later
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:31:02 EDT (#)
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toe looks like a cross between sponge bob and pee wee herman
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you love it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:33:03 EDT (#)
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i just emailed you and am awaiting the crotch shot
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you one of those users who has been here for years and never camwhored themselves?
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you should email me. I can show you the true horror that way.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, and
G'DAY!!!
1.5
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
5 weeks ago I made myself French toast and baked beans.
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Its no wonder you are constantly farting.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
toe looks like a cross between sponge bob and pee wee herman
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you one of those users who has been here for years and never camwhored themselves?
I dont feel like looking through ALL those posts.
God help me Im beyond bored today.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Certainly better than the average brain-flush post.
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Better than the average is all I'm taking from that. Even if the comparison is Uber.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While getting the paper this morning I stepped in a pile of Bubba and had to throw away my shoes.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 special old towels.
simple pleasures.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:19:22 EDT (#)
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Certainly better than the average brain-flush post.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:10:45 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the steaming pile, retard.
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as opposed to your wonderful offering grandad
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Because I didn't put "bandwagon" in the title, all I got was a bunch of question marks in the reviews. More proof that you people are stupid, especially you who takes pictures in the bathroom.
And don't call me grandad, you fucking child.
:D
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boy toucher
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i meant touched as in slightly odd/disturbed
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I would hope not.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:10:45 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the steaming pile, retard.
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as opposed to your wonderful offering grandad
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Because I didn't put "bandwagon" in the title, all I got was a bunch of question marks in the reviews. More proof that you people are stupid, especially you who takes pictures in the bathroom.
And don't call me grandad, you fucking child.
:D
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was amazing.
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was maximum ghey.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The island one cracked me up...
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:)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:10:45 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the steaming pile, retard.
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as opposed to your wonderful offering grandad
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the steaming pile, retard.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She got me a toe, yo!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, glad to know, frenz.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't remember if I'm supposed to like you or not so I'll reserve a rating until you tell me.
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yep, you like me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my uncles happily married thankyou very much
i meant touched as in slightly odd/disturbed
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:06:40 EDT (#)
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touched as in weird? or touched by your uncle?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:06:40 EDT (#)
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I can't remember if I'm supposed to like you or not so I'll reserve a rating until you tell me. As far as the contentszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The island one cracked me up...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 10:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you slightly touched?