Uber Pirates & Privateers (1262 hits)
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Submitted by Kaos-King (antius777) (View user info) at 2009-04-16 14:38:15 EDT
Inspired by... http://www.ubersite.com/m/121864
for that ratbastard, IndoNinja. you KNOW this is how it would go down...
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Cap'n Indo positioned a leg up on one of the railings and looked out over the choppy waters. His time back with the United States military had served him well for this. Now, with his Letter of Marque, he could actively strike back at those who would dare go against his beloved country. He had the ship, the weapons, the crew...
Cap'n Indo sighed as he reflected upon his crew.
A low cough behind him. The Captain turned to see his only capable crewman, his 1st mate Skrap. A grizzled veteran of wars past, Skrap had quickly been elevated to the trusted position. He was good on the water, good with a gun. Most importantly, he was good with command, both receiving them and giving them.
"Cap," growled the elder seaman, "We have a problem."
"Which one this time?" asked Indo, trying to keep the distress from his voice.
"Ah, it would be Caul, sir," replied Skrap. "He, eh... he's been at Sage's things again."
Indo closed his eyes and counted to five.
"Last I saw, she was chasin' him about and screeching. I believe Sico was egging it on."
"What a shock," said Indo, as he came storming down from the upper deck.
Skrap followed Indo as they took to the lower deck, going past Snark who was obsessively cleaning his rifle. The young sniper was about to make a comment to his commander, but then recognized the look on Cap'n Indo's face and quickly closed his mouth. With the slight click of his tongue, he returned to his weapon.
"Hartman!" roared Indo as he stepped down and spotted his machine gunner, "You rotund bastard, toss 'em overside... NOW!"
Hartman froze wide-eyed, a puffed cheese curl half way to his open mouth. He blinked twice before his flab grew slack in defeat. With a single motion, he flipped the quarter full bag of Cheetos overboard. Hartman watched them drift away with a sad expression.
"Don't watch your snack food," Skrap bellowed, snapping the gunner to attention. "Watch the water."
The Captain and his 1st mate strode past the Communications bunker where IDDQD was engaged in yet another argument with their medic, Forensic. The two were relatively good at their duties, but spent too much of their time locked in verbal battle. Indo rapped his knuckles on the window and gestured with a thumb for Forensic to vacate. She nodded at her commander, but not before giving the Comm Officer a very deliberate middle finger.
In the back of the small ship, madness ensued. The other gunner, Sico, had laughed himself red in the face. Hunched over by his stationary machine gun, he giggled away and feebly pointed at the other two women. Well, woman and Caul. Sage, the ship's quartermaster, was crying as she ran in circles behind Caul who had outfitted himself in one of her sundresses.
"I'm a princess! A pretty princess!" squawked the effeminate sometimes-sniper.
"Caul! Gimme back my dress, and... oh, my hat! You stretching it all out!"
Caul had also seen to wearing her floppy, wide-brimmed straw hat. Complete with fake fruit.
"What the fucking hell IS this?" screamed Cap'n Indo.
Sico jumped to his feet as the other two stopped running around. They stood in silence, but neither Caul nor Sico could fully wipe the grins from the faces. Sage just scowled like a little kid.
"Well?" growled Skrap from behind Indo.
"Captain, he took my stuff!" whined Sage.
"Harmless fun, Cap," tried Sico as he and Caul burst out laughing.
"Harmless fun?" asked Indo as he trembled with rage. "Harmless? What if we came across pirates out here while you fucks were playing about? What if we came upon Apollo and those other British hooligans? Or better yet... Berg and his Peaceniks?"
"Oh, c'mon Cap..." started Sico.
"Perhaps I simply don't understand your humor," said Indo with a wicked smile. "I wonder... perhaps McCallum would understand it better. Which one of you would like to explain it to him?"
The color drained from all three faces in front of Cap'n Indo as he heard a dry chuckle from Skrap behind him.
"No? No one wants to go down into McCallum's pit to explain it to him? Well then, in that case, GET BACK TO YOUR FUCKING DUTIES!"
The three scrambled off deck and back to their assigned responsibilities.
"Heh, the fear o' Jack," commented Skrap.
"Well, the man IS an utter psychopath," replied Indo.
"Why did McCallum want to come along again?" asked Skrap.
"Said he wanted to kill Darkies."
"Yep, sounds likes him," said Skrap. "He get any info out of the prisoners yet?"
"You mean the ones he hasn't mutilated beyond normal disfigurement?"
Skrap grunted and followed Indo back towards the Communications Bunker. They hadn't even made it to the door when IDDQD came rushing out and almost plowed them over. The bitter Comm Officer adjusted himself and gave his superior a vicious grin.
"Guess who I was just talking to?"
"Who?" asked Indo.
"Merlina, over on Berg's Peacenik ship. Seems they just got blasted by a British assault. Orphelia lured them into a trap and Apollo had Bell and Red decimate most of them. Hell, they took Shadow as a plaything for their inquisitor EmissionImpossible."
"Survivors?" asked Indo greedily. "Weapons and ware?"
"Mostly stripped," replied Iddqd. "But... Merlina's alive as well as a crippled Berg."
"Excellent!" said Indo.
"Captain," said IDDQD. "Crystle's on Berg's ship, too."
Skrap's low laughter started behind Indo, building and joining with the other three men.
"Oh, this is too perfect," said Indo through his dark cackling. "Contact Captain Scourge. He'll pay well for his traitor."
User Reviews
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-04-21 14:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where am i?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-20 18:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-04-20 15:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yaarrrrrrrrrrrr.
but in my heart of hearts, I do believe pirates WOO'd as well.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-04-20 15:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's "yarrrrrrrrr" Crystle. Piratesses don't "woo" it's not considered proper form.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-04-20 15:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha - this is great.
WOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-04-20 14:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-18 15:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So maybe this story has Merlina and Orgasmatron havng an affair...?
maybe?
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I'll never forgive k-k if it doesn't, dear.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2009-04-20 02:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never make these. : (
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-19 13:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to kill darkies too!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-18 15:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So maybe this story has Merlina and Orgasmatron havng an affair...?
maybe?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-17 17:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If anyone tries to keelhaul Crystle I'll have his head on a gaff.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-17 17:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll give you a +2 cuz i've smirked a few times, which is better than my 99% of what i read with a zombie face.
and i don't get why i come across as effeminate. oh well...
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It might have something to do with your propensity for being drawn and cornholed.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-04-17 14:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and don't make it part of the main story, but have Lishy and I get stranded on a deserted isle with plenty of shade, hummus and small natural wellsprings of lube and rock & roll.
K?
K.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2009-04-17 13:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
More was seen through a sternlight screen...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-17 13:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Make sandman a floating dock for ghey buttsecks.
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really hope I make into one of these stories.
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Ima shoot you right in the ding dong.
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Either of these options are acceptable. It would be great if you could actually make both of them happen.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm up for anything that puts Merlina and Crystle in pirate-wear.
Those two ladies can board my vessel any time.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Only mentions me briefly.
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot Brock : (
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yarrrrr!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-17 07:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-17 07:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Could I not leave in a huff, return, sleep with everyone and spread the AIDS virus (deadly)
kk, thnx
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-17 06:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha - great
save meeee...
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-04-17 04:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WRONG!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121740
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-17 02:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GOD DAMN SNEAKY BRITISH CUNTS.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-17 00:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
smiles
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-17 00:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-04-16 20:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is gay. id like it if you have my character walk the fucking plank as soon as possible.
no backstory, no cheesy dialogue, just walk me off the plank.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-04-16 18:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CTRL - F
"Sphagnum"
'No matches found'
-2
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Sfag: STFU, you fag.
ID: RUN down that plank, you Ozmanian dipshit.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-16 22:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
goddam it, Caul stole my part!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-04-16 21:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should publish one of your bestsellers on here but replace the character names with Uber users.
That'd be fucking awesome.
Great fuck you're terrible.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-04-16 20:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is gay. id like it if you have my character walk the fucking plank as soon as possible.
no backstory, no cheesy dialogue, just walk me off the plank.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-04-16 19:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care what anyone says. I enjoy these name-dropping posts. Well done.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 18:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not bad.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-04-16 18:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CTRL - F
"Sphagnum"
'No matches found'
-2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-16 18:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*hands Snark a tissue* You've got a bit of crazy on your face, dear.. yep, right there...
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It's dripping out of my ears again isn't it?
Damn crazy always getting all over everything.
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I just stuffed a wad of paper towel in each ear. My coworker looked over at me and I told him "Gotta keep the crazy in."
With any luck he'll take me seriously.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-16 18:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey SNARK! All I heard last night was SAVE LUONGO! SAVE LUONGO! SAVE LUONGO!
GOD I hate that fucker.
Nice blast from the bleu (intentional) line by Salo, eh?
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I had to work last night and couldn't watch the game. I had to be happy with reading about it this morning :(
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Your "job" reeks of bummer.
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No kidding. Fuck servers. Fuck SQL. They interfere with my hockey.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do hope I get a bigger role than the ship's medic who argues with IDDQD and flips him off in the first chapter.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey SNARK! All I heard last night was SAVE LUONGO! SAVE LUONGO! SAVE LUONGO!
GOD I hate that fucker.
Nice blast from the bleu (intentional) line by Salo, eh?
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I had to work last night and couldn't watch the game. I had to be happy with reading about it this morning :(
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Your "job" reeks of bummer.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*hands Snark a tissue* You've got a bit of crazy on your face, dear.. yep, right there...
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It's dripping out of my ears again isn't it?
Damn crazy always getting all over everything.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey SNARK! All I heard last night was SAVE LUONGO! SAVE LUONGO! SAVE LUONGO!
GOD I hate that fucker.
Nice blast from the bleu (intentional) line by Salo, eh?
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I had to work last night and couldn't watch the game. I had to be happy with reading about it this morning :(
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Would it kill you to put me in one of these
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll give you a +2 cuz i've smirked a few times, which is better than my 99% of what i read with a zombie face.
and i don't get why i come across as effeminate. oh well...
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*hands Snark a tissue* You've got a bit of crazy on your face, dear.. yep, right there...
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck noise is this?
I'm not in here?
ME! Hello!?!
one of your enabelers? Sarge makes the cut but not me?
WTF?
you beter have a creative entrance for me in part two.
and no "angry gay ex-lover of caul" or "fat deck-swabber-ensign ricky Red Shirt" BS
something cool
with guns and swords
ohoho
Guns that shoot swords.
fuck yeah!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It will be interesting to see how this plays out.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey SNARK! All I heard last night was SAVE LUONGO! SAVE LUONGO! SAVE LUONGO!
GOD I hate that fucker.
Nice blast from the bleu (intentional) line by Salo, eh?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RIGHT IN THE DING DONG MISTER!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It will be interesting to see how this plays out.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 not writing me in as a robot.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Namedrop.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a nobody on a nobody website. Way to set your bar high.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't +2 this, as it didn't include me. That's just lame.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Make sandman a floating dock for ghey buttsecks.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really hope I make into one of these stories.
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Ima shoot you right in the ding dong.
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should consider selling the movie rights.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really hope I make into one of these stories.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I want a better role than egging on Caul and laughing at Sage cry....although that's probably not too far from accurate {:-()
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Dude, you're one of the heavy machine gunners. If you're lucky, I'll let you kill one of the Britishers...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-16 19:50:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was class.....but where the fuck am I in it?!
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LM of course there is a big beautiful busty statue of you on the front of the ship!!!
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LM is everything pirate! How could you kk
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I beat the everloving shit out of the entire design group in terms of composition. Goddamn, I am ON FIRE today.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I want a better role than egging on Caul and laughing at Sage cry....although that's probably not too far from accurate {:-()
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There are THREE privateer ships; each has a crew of 10. The 3 privateer crews all hate each other.
There is multiple random pirate ships, ONE in particular with a crew of 10.
There WAS one peacenik ship. It's in ruins.
FOUR ships, 10 members each, plus 5 surviving Peaceniks. 45 - that's it. (one mystery guest)
If you're not in it, sorry. Too many characters already...
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In an oddly related story, I've built a set to be photographed this afternoon for a magazine cover, it tells a brief and bloody story of the Somali pirates.
I even built little ships!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
plaything?!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking aces! Part deux?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Butt Pirates of The Caribbean.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also a provisional +2, I wanna be in the next one.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason, the description of Hartman mid-snack made me smile.
The +2 is provisional on the appearance of Fleet Admiral Jimmy in the next installment.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTFINRAT
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was class.....but where the fuck am I in it?!
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LM of course there is a big beautiful busty statue of you on the front of the ship!!!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was highly amusing.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was class.....but where the fuck am I in it?!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 seafaring bag of cheeto's
It aint easy being cheesy...ARGH!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It should be stated that I have ZERO knowledge of ships, naval terms or anything associated with seafaring voyages.