A Quick Note to the New Girl at Blimpie (991 hits)
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Submitted by AJ <uberaj.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-04-16 16:13:53 EDT
1) Stop treating my sandwich like the toppings have AIDS blood on them. You're wearing gloves for fuck's sake, you don't have to throw cucumber and tomato like it's a game of hot potato.
2) When someone orders a Club sandwich, the meat should be layered, not sitting in rows on the bread next to each other- which brings up my last request.
3) When you cut the bread, you'll notice there is a rounded part to the end of the loaf that you haven't cut. Please stop putting the cut end over the rounded end. It's obnoxious, and it makes me feel like an asshole when I'm irritated by it.
Thanks!
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Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-07-19 23:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2009-04-18 01:37:17 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good work, I hope she's reading
i'd like to add a note of my own, to the manfacturers of every fucking car i've ever driven:
"why can I only choose to have:
-air soley to the windscreen
-air soley to my upper body
-air soley to my feet
-air divided between the windscreen and my feet
Is it too much to ask to have air directed onto my windscreen and onto my UPPER BODY at the same fucking time??"
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Lmfao! Amen to that! A-Fucking-Men!
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2009-07-19 21:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Blimpie sucks. Subway owns.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-23 01:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Make your own damn sandwich.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-21 10:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-20 09:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-18 15:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-18 20:06:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 08:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god I love blimpie
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colour me surprised.
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Soz Sgt, but fucking LOL
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OH HAR DEE FUCKING HAR
Scourge do you always use the 'U' when writing the word color?
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yeah, pretty much.
always thought it looked better.
why?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-20 09:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-18 15:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-18 20:06:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 08:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god I love blimpie
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colour me surprised.
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Soz Sgt, but fucking LOL
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OH HAR DEE FUCKING HAR
Scourge do you always use the 'U' when writing the word color?
and whatever Orphelia, smart ass.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-04-20 09:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go down there, grab that cunt by the hair, rape her violently at least twice. Violate her with sandwich meats, gag her with a handful of salad and scrawl your rules upon her naked bruised chest with permanent marker.
How fucking dare she.
Or....
Get over it.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2009-04-18 17:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bruins are taking it, chief.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-18 15:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-18 20:06:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 08:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god I love blimpie
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colour me surprised.
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Soz Sgt, but fucking LOL
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-18 15:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 08:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god I love blimpie
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colour me surprised.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2009-04-18 04:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good work, I hope she's reading
i'd like to add a note of my own, to the manfacturers of every fucking car i've ever driven:
"why can I only choose to have:
-air soley to the windscreen
-air soley to my upper body
-air soley to my feet
-air divided between the windscreen and my feet
Is it too much to ask to have air directed onto my windscreen and onto my UPPER BODY at the same fucking time??"
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How could you not +2 good 'ol fashioned irritation?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope this all works out for you and your fucking Blimpie sandwich.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 08:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god I love blimpie, what the fuck backwoods hood-ass ghetto blimpie are you going to?
Blimpie is good, but its no Jersey Mikes.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-17 07:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ I do not get what you mean about the meat stacking, care to elaborate
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-04-17 06:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When I was a boy at school we, as in my friends and I, used to taunt a boy by singing "hey there, blimpy boy" at him over and over and over in between statements that his mother was fat. The reason it was funny was because his sister was anorexic.
It's okay though, he had the last laugh. We're all adults now and live with bitter shame.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-17 00:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-04-16 19:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
they closed the Blimpies next to me so i'm reduced to Subway, Jimmy John's, or Penn Station. Subway and Penn Station make me shit my brains out every time and Jimmy John's doesn't have anything on their menu that i like.
why can't i have a Schlotzky's next to me? =(
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Schlotzky's makes some awesome sammichs.
Caul: Imagine the crust (heel) of a loaf of bread. The woman turns the round side of the crust to the inside, next to the meat. You know all about meat,I'm sure.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-04-16 22:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jersey mikes ftw
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-16 22:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:01:18 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When it comes to sandwiches, I am glad that I live in a place that is loaded with Cubans and Puerto Ricans. The ones that run the sandwich shops are some sandwich-making mofux. The Cuban Sandwich and especially the Medianoche Sandwich are the sandwiches God eats when He can get them.
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true dat
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-04-16 20:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Schlotzky's. Sciencedammit, I miss that place.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2009-04-16 20:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mmm Windex & mustard what a combo!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-04-16 19:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
they closed the Blimpies next to me so i'm reduced to Subway, Jimmy John's, or Penn Station. Subway and Penn Station make me shit my brains out every time and Jimmy John's doesn't have anything on their menu that i like.
why can't i have a Schlotzky's next to me? =(
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-16 19:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
When it comes to sandwiches, I am glad that I live in a place that is loaded with Cubans and Puerto Ricans. The ones that run the sandwich shops are some sandwich-making mofux. The Cuban Sandwich and especially the Medianoche Sandwich are the sandwiches God eats when He can get them.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-04-16 18:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tinactin: blimpie is an inferior sandwich franchise
it needed to be said
me: What?
Bullshit!
Name a better one.
I'll give you Quizno's.
Head that one off at the pass.
But give me another one.
tinactin: haha..asshole..well, really..how many sandwich franchises are there?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-04-16 18:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's way better than Subway. They cut the meat in front of you, and the ingredients are always way fresher. Plus the bread is awesome.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think I'd ever want to get food from a place called 'Blimpie' is that like subway?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
B, Caul.
I have a policy that I give someone the benefit of the doubt if they do something once. Unless it's something really fucked up.
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finally.
she must think that it's easier for people to open their mouth and bite in on both end of teh sandwhich that way....think about it.
MAYBE IT'S EVEN POLICY NOW THAT SOCIALOBAMA HAS BEEN ELECTED! :-O
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
B, Caul.
I have a policy that I give someone the benefit of the doubt if they do something once. Unless it's something really fucked up.
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Aj... Most def agree with the below, grow a sack and tell her to blow you or make the sandwich right.. either way, don't let a bitch mishandle your meat!
As for #3, The sandwich should be reassembled EXACTLY the way it was sliced! Cut end to Cut end, Rounded heel end to Rounded heel end.. or better yet, Go to Jimmie Johns.. not only is it Freaky Fast, It's so Freaky Fast it'll make you say "Fuck Me, That WAS Freaky Fast!"
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i agree, I can't make sense of 3 either. :/
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Imagine un baguette. Cut it in half. Then take the top piece and turn it the other way.
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i still don't get it.
here, i made a quick drawing in ten secs...a or b?
http://img401.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sanstitregxc.jpg
IT'S IMPORTANT, OK?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im thinking my baseball team isn't too hot
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Imagine un baguette. Cut it in half. Then take the top piece and turn it the other way.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
make your own sandwiches!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
3) When you cut the bread, you'll notice there is a rounded part to the end of the loaf that you haven't cut. Please stop putting the cut end over the rounded end. It's obnoxious, and it makes me feel like an asshole when I'm irritated by it.
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i don't understand this at all.
i have lots of paper on my desk so i actually tried to sketch what you meant with a pen and i still have no idea what this means.
-2 for clarity. and because no one cares.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck Blimpie, go to Firehouse instead. Blimpie eats a fat dick.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bitch who can't make a sammich.
:(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dude, why are you such a pussy that you can't tell this dumb bimbo to make your sandwich properly in person, but instead come to ubersite thinking people actually care? I would go crazy if she stacked the meat next to each other instead of on top, though.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GO BLACKHAWKS!