Are you old?? (598 hits)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2009-04-17 02:08:49 EDT
Are you old? Probably not. Complete these:
"Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? ______________
"Danger! Danger, _______________
"You know how to whistle, don't you? You just _____________
"When I'm good, I'm" ___________________________
" Never attribute to malice what may be explained by"_________________________
"When you have eliminated the obvious and the impossible" ____________________
"My mama talkin' to me, tryin' to tell me how to live" ______________
"Hey, excuse me, Mr, Chitlin, I didn't quite catch the words there. Gonna go downtown, ___________
"Please lock me away, and don't allow the" ________________
Anyone who gets all of them correct gets a dozen -2s from me. Er.... maybe +2s. Faggots.
User Reviews
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-05 17:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-17 14:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by StarBelliedSneetch (user info) at 2009-04-17 14:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"When you have eliminated the obvious and the impossible" ____________________
ONLY THE TRUTH REMAINS
Sherlock Holmes muthafucker!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-17 13:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-17 02:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NOT AS OLD AS YOU....
OH SNAP...NOW SKATE IT OFF OLDTIMER
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-17 13:16:12 EDT (#)
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Heh at Fallen.
Hey Fallen! Who wrote that song and who recorded the hit?
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 13:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm an old fart and I have no idea what any of those are supposed to be.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-17 12:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STFU Method
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? ______M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E________
"Danger! Danger, _____Will Robinson__________
"You know how to whistle, don't you? You just _______blow______
"My mama talkin' to me, tryin' to tell me how to live" ______But I don't listen to her because my head is like a sieve.________
I guess I'm getting old.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"My mama talkin' to me, tryin' to tell me how to live"
... but I don't listen to her cuz my head is like a sieve.
My daddy he disowned my cuz I wear my sister's clothes,
he caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose!
Earache My Eye, right?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-04-17 09:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
knew most of em
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-17 09:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO sing it with me EI
you MUST SING WITH MEEEE
birds sing out of tune.....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 09:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHUT UP FALLEN!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-17 09:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
.......She may come, I know not when
When she does... I lose
So
bay-bee
until
then
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MAKE IT STOP!!!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-17 08:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMN YOU BUBBA!!!!!
A fucking ORGAN/Guitar combo
ARRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Please lock me away
And don't allow the day
Here inside where I hide
With my loneliness
I don't care what they say I won't stay
In a world without love
Birds sing out of tune
And rain clouds hide the moon
I'm OK, here I'll stay
With my loneliness
I don't care what they say I won't stay
In a world without love
So I wait and in a while
I will see my true love's smile
She may come, I know not when
When she does I lose
So baby until then
Lock me away
And don't allow the day
Here inside where I hide
With my loneliness
I don't care what they say I won't stay
In a world without love
------ organ/guitar ------
So I wait and in a while
I will see my true love's smile
She may come, I know not when
When she does I lose
So baby until then
Lock me away
And don't allow the day
Here inside where I hide
With my loneliness
I don't care what they say I won't stay
In a world without love
I don't care what they say I won't stay
In a world without love
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 08:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what skrap said.
I dont think I am old per se. Just old minded.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-04-17 08:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-17 08:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know a single one but I guess these are all relative to how/where you were brought up as opposed to when.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-17 07:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-17 06:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes I am.
Mickey Mouse.
Will Robinson
pucker your lips and blow
Very, very good but when I'm bad, I'm better.
Stupidity
What remains, however unlikely, must be the truth.
But I don' listen to her 'cos my head is like sieve (buh-nuhnuh buh-nuhnuh nuh-nuh-nuh)
No idea
day (I think)
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-17 04:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba, you are as dumb as a bag of hammers
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-04-17 04:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
goddamnit, "put your lips together and blow", I knew that...
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-04-17 04:12:09 EDT (#)
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Mickey Mouse
Will Robinson
blow
That's all i got.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 04:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Danger! Danger, _______________ DANGER!!!!!!
and
"Please lock me away, and don't allow the __________ scary old man near me"
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-04-17 03:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know the stupidity one, too! And Mickey Mouse. And vaguely the whistling one, except I would've probably gotten the wording wrong. Only I like
*spastic flid arm flail*
better than using real words.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-04-17 03:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is the best I could do:
1. "M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!"
2. "Danger Will Rogers!" (Robot on "Lost in Space")
3. "You just put your lips together and blow." (Lauren Bacall)
4. "When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better." (Mae West)
7. "...but I don't listen to her 'cuz my head is like a sieve!" (Cheech and Chong, "Earache My Eye")
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-04-17 03:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm old enough to know better than to get into your van, you creepy old man.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-17 03:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Old-ish.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-04-17 03:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? Gary Glitter
"Danger! Danger, Gary Glitter's about
"You know how to whistle, don't you? You just fart when Gary Glitter's taking you
"When I'm good, I'm" Gary Glitter
" Never attribute to malice what may be explained by" The likes of Gary Glitter
"When you have eliminated the obvious and the impossible" it still leaves Gary Glitter
"My mama talkin' to me, tryin' to tell me how to live" like Gary Glitter
"Hey, excuse me, Mr, Chitlin, I didn't quite catch the words there. Gonna go downtown, and find me a Gary Glitter
"Please lock me away, and don't allow the" Gary Glitter man to get me.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-17 02:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-04-17 02:29:09 EDT (#)
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the only one I know is
DANGER, WILL ROBINSON
*spastic flid arm flail*
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Good answer. I promise you will get at LEAST a -3 from me in the future.
Try harder, youngster.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-04-17 02:29:09 EDT (#)
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the only one I know is
DANGER, WILL ROBINSON
*spastic flid arm flail*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-17 02:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<skating, per request>
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-17 02:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NOT AS OLD AS YOU....
OH SNAP...NOW SKATE IT OFF OLDTIMER