I am Brock Landers, and I came here to PARTY!!! (1542 hits)
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Submitted by Brock Landers <duck_dodgers1984.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-04-17 10:11:20 EDT
My name is Brock
People say I rock
I don't like the cock
but will settle if I have to.
People think I'm cool
They say "You're no fool"
The ladies start to drool
But then again, I ride the short bus.
I gotta cool car
I drive it here and thar
I'll drive it to a bar
and sing "Me so Horny"
This is my first post
I'll try not to be a ghost
I really really love toast
Does anyone have a dollar?
User Reviews
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-23 01:41:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-21 12:01:43 EDT (#)
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I can't believe the amount of response from this post.
Thanks guys. I will post something with a little more substance soon.
Brock "That ain't no tube sock" Landers.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2009-04-21 01:21:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JaredHawk (user info) at 2009-04-20 12:35:36 EDT (#)
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Finally someone to party with
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2009-04-19 22:26:13 EDT (#)
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I laughed.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-04-19 18:40:04 EDT (#)
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Fuck off
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-19 14:29:31 EDT (#)
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FUCK YEAH, DUDE BRO!
LET'S TEAR THIS MOTHERFUCKER THE FUCKING FUCK UP, BRO DUDE!
PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!
DUDE.
BRO.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-19 14:15:54 EDT (#)
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LOL @ Heat
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2009-04-19 12:39:10 EDT (#)
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Me Love You Long Time
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-04-19 11:24:40 EDT (#)
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scrotum
Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2009-04-18 20:22:06 EDT (#)
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Hey there, people, I'm
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm
actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her
Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich
Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which
So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is
Watch me now, I'm goin down,
And my name is
Watch me now, I'm goin down, etc.
f.zappa
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-18 19:36:10 EDT (#)
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Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
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OMG!! liek totally true
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 07:28:18 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
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Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 07:27:23 PDT (#)
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I'm just kidding emissionimpossible. Let's be friends...no, no....let's be friendZ <----Capital Z on the end.
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 07:26:40 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
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Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 07:25:32 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
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Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
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OMG!! liek totally true
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Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 07:25:30 PDT (#)
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This is my intro to ubersite.
Didn't want to do a typical "Hi my name is Dickface McDickerson, I have been lurking for 9 years and decided now was a good time to post ROFLOL"
even though that is pretty much exactly what I did.
This is a neutral post. Probably will get a zero. but it's better than being -2'd to death.
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 07:22:10 PDT (#)
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ummmmm WHAT?
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 07:21:59 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
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Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
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Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 07:16:31 PDT (#)
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LOL @ FJBell
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 07:15:00 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
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Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
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Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 07:13:55 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 07:12:41 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
brock = cock
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-04-18 08:27:36 EDT (#)
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Fuck poetry.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-18 05:03:44 EDT (#)
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trouper
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-18 05:02:07 EDT (#)
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super
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-18 04:59:07 EDT (#)
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It was chuckle worthy ei.
though it really isn't me. I'm too 'showy' not to out myself.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-18 04:57:20 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-18 04:55:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 18:05:12 BST (#)
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Hello all
Thanks for not blasting me back to the stone age.
And no, I am not Orphelia.
See, now you can believe me on the sole basis that I said I wasn't.
That's how the world works, right?
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+2 for dealing with emission
+2 for poetry
+2 for the impressive heat
+2 for NOT being me
Welcome!!
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-04-17 23:50:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-04-17 18:14:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-17 17:33:23 EDT (#)
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Fuck off, Method.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:17:56 EDT (#)
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Hey there people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp 'n im actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n maybe later I'll rape her
Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm gonna get a good job 'n be real rich
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-17 14:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 14:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ode to Oathmeal
My name is Bret
I stuff my cock
Inside of a sock
and I will crumple you.
People don't think I'm cool
They say "You're a tool"
I hang out at school.
But then again, I'm dating a freshman.
I gotta full jar
I of peanut buttAR
Ill rub it all oh-VAR
my balls so my dog will lick them.
This is my first post
You'll hate me the most
I really really love toast
did I mention I stuffed a sock with my cock?
--The End--
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*Yozz falls out of his chair from laughing too hard, hits his head on the side of his desk and bleeds out while his co-workers stand by and do nothing in the hope that a death in the office will be deemed worthy of closing early*
Submitted by renz0r (user info) at 2009-04-17 14:32:16 EDT (#)
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fuck this shit
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 14:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ode to Oathmeal
My name is Bret
I stuff my cock
Inside of a sock
and I will crumple you.
People don't think I'm cool
They say "You're a tool"
I hang out at school.
But then again, I'm dating a freshman.
I gotta full jar
I of peanut buttAR
Ill rub it all oh-VAR
my balls so my dog will lick them.
This is my first post
You'll hate me the most
I really really love toast
did I mention I stuffed a sock with my cock?
--The End--
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-17 14:31:40 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iufdXM2cj84
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-04-17 14:08:56 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-17 14:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what'd I say. told you it was orphelia.
it's because of the lovers bond we share.
Submitted by StarBelliedSneetch (user info) at 2009-04-17 14:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I mean... it's okay...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-17 13:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 13:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Orphelia below
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 13:05:12 EDT (#)
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Hello all
Thanks for not blasting me back to the stone age.
And no, I am not Orphelia.
See, now you can believe me on the sole basis that I said I wasn't.
That's how the world works, right?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-17 13:02:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:38:57 EDT (#)
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shush fallen you big girls blouse
____________________
Hehehehe...
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-17 12:31:06 EDT (#)
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This whole post fucking REEKS of Orphelia.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-17 12:20:22 EDT (#)
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Yes indeedy.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-17 12:13:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:28:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:21:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-04-17 12:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
cool you made a rhyme!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-04-17 12:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh. oops. all better now.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-04-17 12:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:25:30 EDT (#)
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Didn't want to do a typical "Hi my name is Dickface McDickerson, I have been lurking for 9 years and decided now was a good time to post ROFLOL"
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would have been a zero but you get a 1 just for that.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://s-ec.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/3/27/17/vince-offers-mugshot-2830-1238188403-5.jpg
of course it is FALLEN, I wanna hang out with that guy!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:36:54 EDT (#)
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I hear the Sham-wow! info-mercial is popular over there as well
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:26:03 EDT (#)
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who will watch the dots then sarge?
this is totaly an Orphelia post, if there was anymore camping going on there would be tents on my screen.
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this is true...fuckin dots. I'm haunted by those little motherfuckers.
I dunno, would Orphelia know who Duck Dodgers is?
Do they have cartoons in the UK? Or are they STILL watching Benny Hill and AB FAB re-runs?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Survey SAYS!"
*DING!*
Brock doesn't suck.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who will watch the dots then sarge?
this is totaly an Orphelia post, if there was anymore camping going on there would be tents on my screen.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:21:54 EDT (#)
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Its so annoying that Facebook is blocked for me.
I could waste SO MUCH more time on there during the day.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle? Girl, why didn't you just say something? You know you're the only woman I'd switch teams for.
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I can have video equipment on the way with as little as 30 minutes notice.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:15:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-17 16:11:45 BST (#)
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Apprently, one of my FB friends wants to have sex with me
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:)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:10:28 EDT (#)
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done SGT! revel in my sexiness
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as soon as i get home I will add you. Facefuck is blocked at my work.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:11:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:06:45 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've slept with three girls from Twitter since joining up in February. It took me almost a year to sleep with three uber girls. You do the math.
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You know that app that let's your friends compare you against their other friends? I can't get to my score without signing up for shit. I don't want to do that.
Anyway, I guess your friends can make anonymous observations about you as well. Apprently, one of my FB friends wants to have sex with me.
I have no idea who it is either.
Crystle? Girl, why didn't you just say something? You know you're the only woman I'd switch teams for.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've slept with three girls from Twitter since joining up in February. It took me almost a year to sleep with three uber girls. You do the math.
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Orphelia dressed in three different outfits doesnt count FJ.
I still say it sucks, then again if it was getting me laid I might think differently.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:10:28 EDT (#)
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done SGT! revel in my sexiness
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Isn't it Bromantic?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:06:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:55:33 EDT (#)
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anyone want this account? if so facebook me.
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If I could figure a hack that would change the word "Facebook" to "Facefuck" across the whole of the internet, even if it only lasted a couple minutes, I'd be a legend.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've slept with three girls from Twitter since joining up in February. It took me almost a year to sleep with three uber girls. You do the math.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im not sure i do know your name
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Facebook is so last autumn. Twitter's where it's at now, oh yes.
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Well you have my mail regardless...
FJ twitter sucks, just face it.
I dont need a CONSTANT update about the minutia of peoples everyday lives.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2009-04-17 11:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im not sure i do know your name
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Facebook is so last autumn. Twitter's where it's at now, oh yes.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:57:34 EDT (#)
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EI we should be facebook friends
you know my name, everyone around here does.
add me.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:55:33 EDT (#)
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anyone want this account? if so facebook me.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gaahhhaha
dont ruffle my hair boy!
I'm older than time itself.
I can ruffle your hair
**ruffle-ruffle**
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the hell did you get banned?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have one alter, Timmaaaah, then again that was my first username until i got banned. i did have one other, oh yeah, OscarZAcosta. wonder if i can log in.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should probably tell you, EI, I am shlongy's alter.
....that's not even my picture in our last post.
JUST KIDDING....
...or am I?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have never had the inclination to make or have an ALTER.
maybe today...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well she hasn't exposed this one yet, you can usually expect her to cock it up at some point
*ruffles fallens hair*
i guess this could be orphelia....hadnt thought about it seeing theres a billion alters around at the moment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
$10 says Orphelia alter number, what three are we at now?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:44:19 BST (#)
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Nothing like a little adversity to get a (totally straight) relationship started.
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yeah, shit post by the way, but knowing you now, i expect a GREAT second post.
BFzF
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sicosemen is totally jealous of people with friends, apparently.
Good luck playing at recess alone and crying yourself to sleep, doody brains. LOL
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nothing like a little adversity to get a (totally straight) relationship started.
Now if you will excuse me, I have to get back to work.
Until then, sirs.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU, ½wit
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
quite possibly BFzF
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So are we friends now, Mister Impossible?
..I mean FriendZ
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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I am Brock Landers, and I came here to PARTY!!!
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Submitted by Brock Landers <duck_dodgers1984.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-04-17 10:11:20 EDT
My name is Brock
People say I rock
I don't like the cock
but will settle if I have to.
People think I'm cool
They say "You're no fool"
The ladies start to drool
But then again, I ride the short bus.
I gotta cool car
I drive it here and thar
I'll drive it to a bar
and sing "Me so Horny"
This is my first post
I'll try not to be a ghost
I really really love toast
Does anyone have a dollar?
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shush fallen you big girls blouse
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry, website's closed
the moose out front should'a told ya.
and can we please not c/p six pages of back and forth comments with names and user info and all that if you're arguing. just grab the part you're responding to.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:36:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe this is fun
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:36:48 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:35:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:26:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe this is fun
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure thing.
....oh wait.
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Short answer, FALLEN, is NO
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:36:48 BST (#)
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Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:26:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:21:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shush fallen you big girls blouse
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry, website's closed
the moose out front should'a told ya.
and can we please not c/p six pages of back and forth comments with names and user info and all that if you're arguing. just grab the part you're responding to.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:36:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe this is fun
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:36:48 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:21:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe this is fun
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:21:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure thing.
....oh wait.
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:21:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quit replying to every review, scat model.
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...ummmm...Sergeant Pepper to you too!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
heyjude
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sooooooo....no then?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat a dick, Brock.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeesh!! kids kids kids calm down...
I'll TURN THIS WEBSITE RIGHT AROUND!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am Brock Landers, and I came here to PARTY!!!
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Rating: 0.58 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V) (Label this item)
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Submitted by Brock Landers <duck_dodgers1984.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2009-04-17 15:11:20 BST
My name is Brock
People say I rock
I don't like the cock
but will settle if I have to.
People think I'm cool
They say "You're no fool"
The ladies start to drool
But then again, I ride the short bus.
I gotta cool car
I drive it here and thar
I'll drive it to a bar
and sing "Me so Horny"
This is my first post
I'll try not to be a ghost
I really really love toast
Does anyone have a dollar?
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:29:53 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:28:18 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:21:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:27:23 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just kidding emissionimpossible. Let's be friends...no, no....let's be friendZ <----Capital Z on the end.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:26:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:21:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:25:32 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:15:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
-------------
OMG!! liek totally true
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:28:18 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:21:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:27:23 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just kidding emissionimpossible. Let's be friends...no, no....let's be friendZ <----Capital Z on the end.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:26:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:21:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:25:32 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:15:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
-------------
OMG!! liek totally true
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:25:30 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is my intro to ubersite.
Didn't want to do a typical "Hi my name is Dickface McDickerson, I have been lurking for 9 years and decided now was a good time to post ROFLOL"
even though that is pretty much exactly what I did.
This is a neutral post. Probably will get a zero. but it's better than being -2'd to death.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:22:10 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
ummmmm WHAT?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:21:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:16:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL @ FJBell
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:15:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:12:41 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
brock = cock
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:28:18 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:21:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:27:23 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just kidding emissionimpossible. Let's be friends...no, no....let's be friendZ <----Capital Z on the end.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:26:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:21:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:25:32 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:15:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
-------------
OMG!! liek totally true
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:21:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just kidding emissionimpossible. Let's be friends...no, no....let's be friendZ <----Capital Z on the end.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:21:59 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:15:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
-------------
OMG!! liek totally true
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is my intro to ubersite.
Didn't want to do a typical "Hi my name is Dickface McDickerson, I have been lurking for 9 years and decided now was a good time to post ROFLOL"
even though that is pretty much exactly what I did.
This is a neutral post. Probably will get a zero. but it's better than being -2'd to death.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ummmmm WHAT?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL @ FJBell
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
~~~~
PWND!
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it possible that emissions are impossible for you because something is blocking your asshole?
Perhaps a giant cock?
hmmm?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
brock = cock