The World Is My Donut (736 hits)
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Submitted by Kai The Guy (View user info) at 2009-04-17 19:37:23 EDT
The World is my donut; I shall not dunk.
It maketh me to drink coffe at Tim Hortons: It leadeth me to eat timbits.
It restoreth my soul: It leadeth me in the paths of diabetes for it's glazed sake.
Yea, though I drive through the valley of the drive thru of Krispy Kreme; I will fear no carrot muffin: for thy cruller art with me; thy frosting and thy sprinkles they comfort me.
Thou preparest a box before me in the presence of mine assorted dozen: thou anointest my head with powdered sugar; my double-double runneth over.
Surely creme filling and rainbow sprinkles shall follow me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the house of the Donut for ever.
Amen!
User Reviews
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-04-23 16:40:42 EDT (#)
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um..... ok
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-23 01:40:34 EDT (#)
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I guess so.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-04-20 19:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for the love of god will no one else comment on the hovering ms paint toolbar?!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-04-20 18:55:31 EDT (#)
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what is this coffee cup?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-20 10:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-17 19:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.
He makes me down to lie.
Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives he releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, he hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then well make the buggers' eyes water.
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One of my favorite albums, EVA.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-20 10:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, Bill Cosby, you saved the Simpsons!
-- Homer Simpson
Saturdays of Thunder
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-20 08:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree with this post, minus the Tim Horton's.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-20 08:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-04-19 18:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
At least you only came back when you finally had something to say...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-18 19:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OLDE SKOOL GHEYNESS
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-18 18:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I logged on specifically to insult you.
Insert "usual Shlongy insult" here.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-04-18 16:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
old skool
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-18 15:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, since shlongy isn't taking care of business:
you're a fucking dipshit homo, kai.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-18 15:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay...hi sweetheart..
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2009-04-18 14:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goodness, you are old (user)
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2009-04-18 14:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You +2ed me on my 'uber get fucked' post, so have one back.
I am feeling happy
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-04-18 10:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im eating potato crisps and salad dressing
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-18 09:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can agree with that, though I don't know how many people are familiar with Tim Horton joints.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-18 08:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Homer would +2 this.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-04-18 01:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bitter old man below.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-17 23:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey there, old user. Yer old shit was great, this sucked.
Walkin' down the street, smoggy-eyed
Looking at the sky, starry-eyed
Searchin' for the place, weary-eyed
Crying in the night, teary-eyed
Don't you know that it's true
That for me and for you
The world is a ghetto(donut)
Don't you know that it's true
That for me and for you
The world is a ghetto
Wonder when I'll find paradise
Somewhere there's a home sweet and nice
Wonder if I'll find happiness
Never give it up now I guess
Don't you know that it's true
That for me and for you
The world is a ghetto
Don't you know that it's true
That for me and for you
The world is a ghetto
[Instrumental Interlude]
There's no need to search anywhere
Happiness is here, have your share
If you know you're loved, be secure
Paradise is love to be sure
Don't you know that it's true
That for me and for you
The world is a ghetto
Don't you know that it's true
That for me and for you
The world is a ghetto
Don't you know that it's true
That for me and for you
The world is a ghetto
Don't you know that it's true
That for me and for you
The world is a ghetto
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-04-17 23:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
miss
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-17 22:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-17 20:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck it's Kai.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-04-17 20:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i want a doughnut............. goddammit
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-17 19:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.
He makes me down to lie.
Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives he releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, he hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then well make the buggers' eyes water.