Stickin it to the man... (558 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -0.71 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mustard Man (View user info) at 2009-04-21 04:44:35 EDT
So it's 3:40 am and i'm at work...grave yard shift at one of the most ghetto hotels in austin texas. It's my first week here and i've found a weakness in the system that lets me open up a browser window...it's supposed to be a locked down kiosk lmao.
I've already cruised myspace, gmail, and the news...any good sites?
I know normally a post like this would be frowned upon...but common...i'm stickin it to the man haha
It's a linux box so i can't goto youtube...can't install flash
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-23 01:45:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MustardMan (user info) at 2009-04-22 21:43:33 EDT (#)
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no i'm not Jay Peg...although i did have a different account back in 2004...that ass schlongy still around? Is that spelled right? Like i care...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-22 00:23:46 EDT (#)
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JAY PEG???? IS THAT YOU??????
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-04-21 14:56:14 EDT (#)
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FROWN ON YOU SIR.
failblog.org
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2009-04-21 13:15:13 EDT (#)
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Why would Common know about good browsing sites?
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-21 12:16:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-21 09:09:49 EDT (#)
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Squidbillies rules
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word.
Also, as someone who's been in the Hopitality industry for seven years, I'd like to say there are FAR better ways to stick it to him than surfing the internet.
You said it's a shitty hotel, I'm assuming you probably take coupons out of the 'Travelers guide'. If you do, take an afternoon to clip out about 50 of them, then check people in at full price and apply the coupon after they are in the system. I used to make about 150-200 bucks a night doing this.
If you're the type that gets bored and needs something to do, you could start changing sheets and soap sets after the drunken booty calls check out early to get back home to their families before sunrise. Just leave them dirty in the system and tell the drunk Mexicans that show up at 2am looking for a room that you're running a "cash special" and will sell them a room for %25 off. Pocket the money.
And finally, you'd be surprised by how women will blow you for a hotel room.
Stick with it and keep your wits about you padawan, you'll learn.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-21 10:54:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-04-21 10:27:12 EDT (#)
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Wow! Shit man, you're such a fucking rebel!
How will the man manage with you on his case, sticking it to him the whole time. you sir are a revolutionairy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-21 10:20:57 EDT (#)
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you better be careful dude, they'll be gunning for your rebel ass.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-21 09:09:49 EDT (#)
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Squidbillies rules
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-21 08:48:26 EDT (#)
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Good thing you work in a place where mangement doesn't track computer useage. Right?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-21 08:43:12 EDT (#)
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This site is GREAT!
www.ubersite.com
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-21 06:17:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.aboutthebird.com
Submitted by MustardMan (user info) at 2009-04-21 05:11:52 EDT (#)
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double O? the first thing to come to mind is that scene from "Office Space" where that guy makes a joke about the "O" face...
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-04-21 05:02:57 EDT (#)
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Does the term Double O mean anything, otherwise I'm way off...
Submitted by MustardMan (user info) at 2009-04-21 04:59:54 EDT (#)
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haha nice, yeah i'm the night auditor here.
I must see atleast 2 or 3 crack whores a day in this part of town.
Man this crack hoe came in earlier asking for a job application. i told her we werent hireing so she wrote down her name and number on a piece of paper...then she wrote down her grand mas name, number and address and asked me to let her know she's back in town lmao
i got a big ass rotwiler sittin behind the counter with me for security haha
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-21 04:55:54 EDT (#)
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On weekends I work graveyard shift as audit at a really nice hotel. There is an artist who shows her work in the lobby areas...they are these massive bears, typically made out of marble or soapstone. They sell for about $40,000 each.
The number of people who come up behind these art pieces and pretend to be fucking them is staggering...and each one is absolutely sure that they are the first person to have thought of it.
Submitted by MustardMan (user info) at 2009-04-21 04:49:27 EDT (#)
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although i'm not completely bored, i'm watch Sqidbillys on [ADULT SWIM]