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All Octopusses Are Female (760 hits)

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2009-04-24 01:16:47 EDT




They must be. You've never heard of an Octocock.














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Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-08-05 20:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-08-05 17:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-04-26 00:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stupid.

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-04-25 00:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-24 18:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

;a mioctpoacgwrnyopawt;mw4t 'q[0IQ3460FMUOWU9

Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2009-04-24 17:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-24 15:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-24 13:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-24 09:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My love for you is like a truck, BERZERKER! Would you like some making fuck, BERZERKER!
*****************************
Sico has tourettes, pass it on.

This still made me LOL.

Bubba...I dont know how I feel about you or this post. Just FYI.

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I saw him on Youtube yelling "You're grounded because you don't think the garbage compacter sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46rTXK1G0tk





Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-24 14:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Rank this item:
Made me smile (+1)


Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-24 13:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-24 09:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My love for you is like a truck, BERZERKER! Would you like some making fuck, BERZERKER!
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Sico has tourettes, pass it on.

This still made me LOL.

Bubba...I dont know how I feel about you or this post. Just FYI.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-24 13:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The below made me LOL

Submitted by baby (user info) at 2009-04-24 13:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you cry more than me and i'm a fucking baby

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-04-24 13:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't like it.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-24 13:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-24 07:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bubba, usually you and I are cool but...

and you know usually I at least chuckle at your stuff....

I just dont know about this one...
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Sarge, don't apologize. If you didn't like it, say so. Please don't be like the assholes who always slam ANYTHING I post. You are better than that.


Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-24 12:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ummmm

Beer tastes good.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-24 11:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, this is a whole new depth of unfunny.

Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-24 11:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This makes complete sense.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-24 10:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

...or obituaries, which are also, never funny.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-24 10:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you should write reader's digest jokes.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-24 10:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-24 10:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

how would i ever be able to play nice if this is the sort of thing you insist on posting? hmmm?

you're a failure and a disappointment.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-24 09:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My love for you is like a truck, BERZERKER! Would you like some making fuck, BERZERKER!

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-04-24 09:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-04-24 05:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am unsure, and not a credible source but octopi EITHER:

Turn one (all?) of their tentacles into a peener and jam it into the female. The tentacle then snaps off, remaing lodged in the female, and then the male regenerates the limb.

or

The male fires a sort of semen icicle at the passing female like a sniper. The icicle embeds in the females head or whatever and melts into her body.

Octopi may or may not be able to change gender at will.
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+2 for spurring this

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-24 07:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bubba, usually you and I are cool but...

and you know usually I at least chuckle at your stuff....

I just dont know about this one...

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-24 07:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nothing but quality posts so far today.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-04-24 07:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-04-24 05:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am unsure, and not a credible source but octopi EITHER:

Turn one (all?) of their tentacles into a peener and jam it into the female. The tentacle then snaps off, remaing lodged in the female, and then the male regenerates the limb.

or

The male fires a sort of semen icicle at the passing female like a sniper. The icicle embeds in the females head or whatever and melts into her body.

Octopi may or may not be able to change gender at will.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-24 04:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-24 04:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-04-24 08:57:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-24 08:51:36 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

what connotations does this have for pussycats

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What about a pussycat genetically crossed with an octopus and a platypus?
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That would be called a Jeannee

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OH SNAP! :O

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-24 04:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-04-24 08:57:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-24 08:51:36 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

what connotations does this have for pussycats

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What about a pussycat genetically crossed with an octopus and a platypus?
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That would be called a Jeannee

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-04-24 03:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

hardy-fucking-har, i remember my first beer.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-04-24 03:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-24 08:51:36 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

what connotations does this have for pussycats

---------------

What about a pussycat genetically crossed with an octopus and a platypus?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-24 03:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what connotations does this have for pussycats

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-04-24 03:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate those little squid things in the underwater levels of super mario bros.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-24 03:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Octo's are surprisingly smart and devilish. I was really impressed after watching a special on the Nat Geo channel.

Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-04-24 02:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm workin third shift on the East Coast Bubba, I'm pickin up what you're puttin down!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-24 01:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The East coast is sleeping, Britain is just coming to, and Oz is about to get off work. Damn.



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