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American Boy in Balad, Pt4 (286 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: 1.33 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The New and Revised BozzNC (View user info) at 2009-04-24 02:59:58 EDT


continued from
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120549 PT 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120551 PT 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120562 PT 3


An hour or two after the sun broaches the washed, wasted landscape of this forsaken country, The heat starts to rise. It?s not the air temperature that burns you, but the direct, unadulterated rays of the sun that burn you. In the movie ?Chronicles Of Riddick?, The adventurers find themselves racing away from a rising sun on a planet named Crematoria, because the rays will turn you within seconds to ashes from their force? We?ve nicknamed this time of day ?Crematoria?s Dawn?. As we sit on our western facing couch, backs to a protective wall, the rays of the sun pursue the shadows before it, the light creeping across the runway. Our toes heat up inside our boots to the point that our feet start sweating while the rest of our bodies are at their most comfortable. It scorches our ankles, and by the time it reaches our belts, your knees and shins have already become mildly sunburned, all this by 8:30 in the Iraqi morning!

The rest of the morning is a race against the sun, indeed, the entire lifestyle here is built purely to avoid it?s penetrating gaze. We wear sunscreen at breakfast, floppy boonie hats, rush from covered pace to covered space, and hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Camo Nets are strung between HMMWVs, between housing units, anywhere a small patch of shade can be placed.. Anything for a respite from that deadly broiling light. We huddle around air conditioners, linger in front of open refrigerators, and pour water over our heads, but it isn?t truly unbearable unless you?re caught without shade. Sitting for an hour or two for a noontime or early afternoon pre-flight on one of our aircraft feels like a death sentence. The sweat pours off your brow, burning your eyes and smearing your sunglasses. Your clothes heat to the point that you can?t stand to be touched by them, and anything in the sun is too hot to touch. The grey composite skin of our aircraft heats to the point that it?s painful to touch, leaving palms reddened by even a short exposure.





But it?s a dry heat, right?!

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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-24 15:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2009-04-24 09:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i saw this title and thought, 'i should go watch american dad on hulu'

Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-04-24 03:05:15 EDT (#)
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A couple of notes: My Blackberry screwed the pooch on formatting. This was originally written in my first month at Balad Airbase, June 2007.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-24 03:03:54 EDT (#)
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Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and
love our family's experienced ... well, not today. You saw what
happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family in
the universe, or what?

-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Thanksgiving