name my baby (Lucas or Simon) (724 hits)
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Submitted by RAYG (View user info) at 2009-04-24 11:59:14 EDT
Yes, it's been a year (new job, actual life to live...etc.)
...and i've been busy
no, i dont give a shit if you remember who i am
if you do remember, you may recall that i've been breeding ginger kids http://www.ubersite.com/m/112879
the reason why im posting is to take a vote on the naming of my son, who will be born any day now (he is already a week later than my first kid, but a week still from the actual due date)
the name will either be...
Lucas Simon
or
Simon Lucas
it will be one or the other (family names)
so far lucas is the front runner
pros and cons
Lucas = mucus, luke-ass, george lucas, luke skywalker, cool hand luke, lucas with the lid off...etc
Simon = simple simon, simon says, simon phoenix, sicosemen, simon birch, simon cowell, simon the game, simon the chipmonk...etc
if we go with Lucas we will call him Luke
his brother is named Isan Lewis and some think Simon Lucas is too similar but flows better than Lucas Simon
i would be happy either way, but its pretty hard to decide
that is basically it.... rate me whatever. "ginger LARP" me to oblivion if you want
but feel free to toss in either "lucas" or "simon"
PS
beware the I.U.D. ... they dont work as well as one might hope (curse my bionic sperm)
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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-28 00:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My belief is that a parent should get to know the wee one to ascertain the correct name. The name should go with the infants personality.
This can present some problems however. My youngest daughters name was still "Baby Girl" on her birth certificate when she went to get her drivers licence....
heh
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-26 02:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-24 12:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I coulda swore you'd name your kid Gandolf.
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you mean Gandalf?
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2009-04-25 18:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"the name will either be...
Lucas Simon
or
Simon Lucas
it will be one or the other (family names)"
First of all, both of those names are simply awful. Simply awful.
Simon Lucas flows slightly better simply because Lucas ends with the same letter that Simon starts with, so Lucas Simon would generally mush into Lucasimon. But Lucas and Simon are both awful. Simply awful.
"Family names" is such a fuckin cop-out. So, you're saying that, once upon a time, your family was saddled with some simply awful names and rather than letting those names die and fade into oblivion, you want to inflict them on the next generation for no other reason than those names had been inflicted on past generations.
"Sorry kid. I know your name sucks, but your grandpa had a shitty name, so it's only fitting that you should suffer as well."
Why not break the cycle? Why not destine your child for greatness with a name like Bruce?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-04-25 17:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was gonna say that "Simon Lucas" flows a lot better.
Submitted by zenarchy (user info) at 2009-04-25 15:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We have a black, fat, surly cat with a toilet fetish. He occupies a warm spot in my heart, and so it is Simon Lucas, if you ask me.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-04-25 08:19:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-24 12:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I coulda swore you'd name your kid Gandolf.
Simon is a terrible name, befit for losers and degenerates.
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But, but... what about Lord of the Flies?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-25 07:50:21 EDT (#)
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Lucas Simon, but don't call him Luke. Luke is a dog's name.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2009-04-25 01:02:31 EDT (#)
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You should just name him Limon! That's mexican for flavored condom!
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-24 20:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would've named it "Abortion". It's a family name.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-24 20:37:07 EDT (#)
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How about "Dickhead Jr.".
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-24 13:25:55 EDT (#)
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you mean gayer than Caul himself
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-24 13:21:38 EDT (#)
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your recent obsession with caul is gayer than homosexuality itself.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-24 13:19:01 EDT (#)
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Put some pink diapers on him and name him "Caul"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-24 13:04:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-24 12:37:32 EDT (#)
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Name him Elvis.
also, yozz made me laugh.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-24 13:01:34 EDT (#)
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If you last name begins with the letter "D", I would go with Lucas Simon.
If your last name does NOT begin with the letter "D", why don't you go fuck yourself - I have better things to do than sit here and think up reasons to name your kid Simon Lucas.
Oh wait. If your last name name is "Le Bon", I would definately go with Simon Lucas.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-24 13:00:50 EDT (#)
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I vote for Limon Sucas
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-24 12:37:32 EDT (#)
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Name him Elvis.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-24 12:31:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-24 12:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I coulda swore you'd name your kid Gandolf.
Simon is a terrible name, befit for losers and degenerates.
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Finally, this buffoon says something funny.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-24 12:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I coulda swore you'd name your kid Gandolf.
Simon is a terrible name, befit for losers and degenerates.
I like Lucas though. Either way, half of your 'choices' suck snot.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-04-24 12:26:18 EDT (#)
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Combine both names---either Slimon or Licus.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-24 12:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahaha...
Psymon...
Psychoseamen
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-24 12:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People who make fun of peoples names should be fucking shot.
Slimon, Simey, Simeon, Slimey Simey, Simone, Shimone...
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-04-24 12:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Psymon. Supernatural homonyms kick ass and so will your kid.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-24 12:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Simon definitely first, then kill yourself.