Smoking doesn't always kill (818 hits)
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Submitted by Squirrelly Girl (View user info) at 2009-04-29 00:53:53 EDT
Anyone want to ship me some pot?
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Submitted by Dimenhydrinate (user info) at 2009-05-02 04:54:44 EDT (#)
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No. This is what you want: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LSD
Smoking's bad for you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-05-01 00:26:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-04-30 12:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*holds mic up to stoma*
Cuz you dooon't always die from tobaccoooo
Sometimes you just looose a luuuung
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRHvZazd4IM
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-04-30 12:14:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-30 10:04:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:45:14 BST (#)
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EI, wtf are you talking about? Food tastes awesome when you're high. That's why I can't smoke that much. I'll turn into a fatty mctwoshoes.
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oh you dumb brunette, right, anything tastes good when you are stoned, ANYTHING!! so it seems yummy! you could be eating chocolate cabbage, you would still be like mmm yummy!!
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I've had chocolate dipped leaves of Romaine Lettuce before. It was actually quite scrumptuos.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-30 10:04:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-30 14:45:14 BST (#)
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EI, wtf are you talking about? Food tastes awesome when you're high. That's why I can't smoke that much. I'll turn into a fatty mctwoshoes.
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oh you dumb brunette, right, anything tastes good when you are stoned, ANYTHING!! so it seems yummy! you could be eating chocolate cabbage, you would still be like mmm yummy!!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-04-30 09:45:14 EDT (#)
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EI, wtf are you talking about? Food tastes awesome when you're high. That's why I can't smoke that much. I'll turn into a fatty mctwoshoes.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-30 08:41:40 EDT (#)
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Mushrooms are fungus. Fungus requires a few environmental situations to be met in order to grow. All you really need is some mushroom spores (seeds), put them in a dark, humid, and warm place. You are basically making an environment for any bacteria to thrive. So you need to keep things sterile. After the initial prep work it is basically just set it and forget it. For about $150 you can grow a couple pounds of mushrooms.
By the way, people have known about the hallucinogenic properties of certain mushrooms for thousands of years. They have just recently learned how to grow them in a home environment, rather than a jungle or something.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-30 01:31:22 EDT (#)
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Mushroom seeds...?
No pot for you.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-04-30 00:36:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 23:28:05 EDT (#)
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PF TEK:
INGREDIENTS:
Vermiculite - Heat puffed mica, medium grade, for rooting plant cuttings.
Brown rice - Organic
Spring water
Half-pint canning jars - Wide mouth
Spores - Syringe
Perlite
Rubbermaid tub - 2
Power drill / Hammer and nail
Pressure Cooker
Paper Towels
Rubber Gloves
Lysol
Bleach
Spray Bottle
Tin Foil
Rubbing Alcohol
Peroxide
Alcohol Wipes (Optional)
Tape - Packing, Duct, and Masking
Sharpie
Zip-Lock Freezer Bags
Facemask
Materials Storage Bin
Large Mixing Bowl
Mixing Spoons
Measuring cups
Colander
Large Cardboard Box - 12" x 16" x 16" minimum.
Dishwashing Gloves
DIRECTIONS:
1: Drill four holes, equidistant, around the rim of each lid.
2: Grind brown rice into flour using a coffee grinder, blender, etc . . .
3: Get a large mixing bowl and put 1/2 cup of vermiculite in, level out.
4: Cover the vermiculite with 1/4 cup of the ground rice flour evenly.
5: Sprinkle on 1/4 cup of spring water. Mix well.
6: Load mixture into a jar, until level with the bottom of the lid's threads.
7: Carefully clean the rim of jar of any material.
8: Fill jars rest of the way to the rim with plain, dry vermiculite.
9: Screw on lid, cover holes/lid with aluminum foil. Repeat for all jars.
10: Place the jars in a large pot and cover, boil jars for 60 minutes. Water no more than an inch up the sides of the jars.
11: Remove from heat and cool to room temperature. Overnight is best.
12: Inject 1 cc. from the spore syringe into each jar, splitting it evenly between the four holes.
13: Keep in warm, clean area for two weeks, or until the jar is completely covered with white growth.
14: Expose to light several minutes a day until you see little shroom-like growths called pins.
15: Thoroughly moisten the perlite, but drain off excess water.
16: Place enough perlite in the Rubbermaid to cover the floor at least one inch, level.
17: Remove cakes from jars and place on foil then sit foil on perlite.
18: Put on the Rubbermaid's lid.
19: Keep container warm and exposed to light.
20: Air out container at least once daily, misting the sides of container with water after opening it.
21: Pick shrooms when caps flatten and the veil under the cap tears.
22: Dry.
DUNKING:
Dunk the cakes in sterile jars full of water after picking off the mushrooms, place back in the terrarium and pick next flush of mushrooms. Repeat.
DIPPING:
Dip cakes in a 1 to 200 bleach to water ratio. Kills most contams.
http://archives.mycotopia.net/discus/messages/5/3014.html?1005289824
http://archives.mycotopia.net/discus/messages/5/2963.html?1003712561
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WTF?!?!?! Who the fuck originally did this in order to discover the hallucinogenic properties of shrooms? I was thinking it was more like step one, buy mushroom seeds. Step two plant in soil. Step three water. Repeat step three.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-04-29 23:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 23:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PF TEK:
INGREDIENTS:
Vermiculite - Heat puffed mica, medium grade, for rooting plant cuttings.
Brown rice - Organic
Spring water
Half-pint canning jars - Wide mouth
Spores - Syringe
Perlite
Rubbermaid tub - 2
Power drill / Hammer and nail
Pressure Cooker
Paper Towels
Rubber Gloves
Lysol
Bleach
Spray Bottle
Tin Foil
Rubbing Alcohol
Peroxide
Alcohol Wipes (Optional)
Tape - Packing, Duct, and Masking
Sharpie
Zip-Lock Freezer Bags
Facemask
Materials Storage Bin
Large Mixing Bowl
Mixing Spoons
Measuring cups
Colander
Large Cardboard Box - 12" x 16" x 16" minimum.
Dishwashing Gloves
DIRECTIONS:
1: Drill four holes, equidistant, around the rim of each lid.
2: Grind brown rice into flour using a coffee grinder, blender, etc . . .
3: Get a large mixing bowl and put 1/2 cup of vermiculite in, level out.
4: Cover the vermiculite with 1/4 cup of the ground rice flour evenly.
5: Sprinkle on 1/4 cup of spring water. Mix well.
6: Load mixture into a jar, until level with the bottom of the lid's threads.
7: Carefully clean the rim of jar of any material.
8: Fill jars rest of the way to the rim with plain, dry vermiculite.
9: Screw on lid, cover holes/lid with aluminum foil. Repeat for all jars.
10: Place the jars in a large pot and cover, boil jars for 60 minutes. Water no more than an inch up the sides of the jars.
11: Remove from heat and cool to room temperature. Overnight is best.
12: Inject 1 cc. from the spore syringe into each jar, splitting it evenly between the four holes.
13: Keep in warm, clean area for two weeks, or until the jar is completely covered with white growth.
14: Expose to light several minutes a day until you see little shroom-like growths called pins.
15: Thoroughly moisten the perlite, but drain off excess water.
16: Place enough perlite in the Rubbermaid to cover the floor at least one inch, level.
17: Remove cakes from jars and place on foil then sit foil on perlite.
18: Put on the Rubbermaid's lid.
19: Keep container warm and exposed to light.
20: Air out container at least once daily, misting the sides of container with water after opening it.
21: Pick shrooms when caps flatten and the veil under the cap tears.
22: Dry.
DUNKING:
Dunk the cakes in sterile jars full of water after picking off the mushrooms, place back in the terrarium and pick next flush of mushrooms. Repeat.
DIPPING:
Dip cakes in a 1 to 200 bleach to water ratio. Kills most contams.
http://archives.mycotopia.net/discus/messages/5/3014.html?1005289824
http://archives.mycotopia.net/discus/messages/5/2963.html?1003712561
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-04-29 22:50:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well played. I was going to say, the cigarette companies are stretching it now. But, seeing as this is made by you I will give you a plus 2! You could grow your own psychoactive mushrooms . . . arguably more fun and eye opening than pot, plus it is easy as hell.
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No way - shrooms. Interesting idea. How easy is it? Do I need to buy a cow?
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well played. I was going to say, the cigarette companies are stretching it now. But, seeing as this is made by you I will give you a plus 2! You could grow your own psychoactive mushrooms . . . arguably more fun and eye opening than pot, plus it is easy as hell.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-04-29 17:03:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think they are just taking random de-motivational posters and making them anti-smoking ads.
About the ganja . . .
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I'M the one who made this poster, thank you very much.
I thought Columbians had the best ganja. Or is that just coke?
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-04-29 16:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you get any offers? I did not want to wade through the crap below.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:52:56 EDT (#)
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I tried this 'marinol' crap before. I didn't get high at all. I didn't like it. I enjoy the smoking action. But some people have good results with marinol, but I don't trust anything in pill form.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:49:01 EDT (#)
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My-friend-John smoked weed when he had cancer. It didn't cure anything, but it helped for a while. He said it even made the Ensure Nutrition Shakes taste awesome when that was all he could hold down. Tell your doctor you want to eat more. He/she will very probably help you out with the Marinol scrip. All high, no coughing.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-29 15:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think they are just taking random de-motivational posters and making them anti-smoking ads.
About the ganja . . .
1: Food is amazing when high. Every flavor is enhanced, it all tastes better. You'll want to eat more of it. Once your sober again the food won't be what you remembered :(
2: Go to a busy park and look for a black guy just standing against a light post or something. They stick out, the ones that aren't doing anything. They aren't meeting anyone, they aren't reading a book, they are just standing by a light post or a water fountain or something. That is the guy that is selling the drugs. Just make sure you have the amount of money you want to be spending ready and separated from any other money. Don't let these greedy bastards see how much cash you have or you might end up dead.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 11:41:29 EDT (#)
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LOL, well of course you don't just ask for wee. What you should do is ask your doctor. In all honesty I'm sure he knows a way to help you out.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-04-29 11:32:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 11:26:41 EDT (#)
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Approach a random street vendor, you know the type that sells incense and other bullshit and I guarantee if you aren't too awkward you can find some.
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Because a 90lb bald chick with the complexion of snow asking for some weed wouldn't be awkward. :P
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 11:26:41 EDT (#)
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Approach a random street vendor, you know the type that sells incense and other bullshit and I guarantee if you aren't too awkward you can find some. Or that really sketchy guy you see standing on the street. Go tell him you want a "10 of green." Have your $10 prepared and when he secretly gives you a handshake throw the money on the ground.
I'm probably setting you up for a sting but if you have friends that do all of what you said then I really doubt they'll give a shit if you want to enjoy a smoke by your lonesome. The only other option I can offer you is to come visit VA or next time I'm in PA you'll have to give me a shout.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-04-29 11:24:32 EDT (#)
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She'd have an easier time in Philly. Finding marijuana in Philly is like pulling grass out of soil.
The grass being weed, the soil being black people.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-04-29 11:23:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 11:17:56 EDT (#)
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I know where you are and if you can't find pot there you just aren't looking. Fuck, if you walked down any road you'd probably find a bag that someone accidentally dropped or at the very least go talk to a street vendor and they'll hook you up. Finding pot in new york is like looking for a highlighter in a stack of glue bottles.
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It's true I know people who can get poppables, sniffables and even injectables which means that, odds are, they can get smokeables. The problem is I am a hypocrite who doesn't want my friends knowing I want to puff away my weekend.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-04-29 11:18:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 11:17:56 EDT (#)
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I know where you are and if you can't find pot there you just aren't looking. Fuck, if you walked down any road you'd probably find a bag that someone accidentally dropped or at the very least go talk to a street vendor and they'll hook you up. Finding pot in new york is like looking for a highlighter in a stack of glue bottles.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-04-29 11:15:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 11:13:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-04-29 10:53:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 08:39:48 EDT (#)
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Where do you live? And you should be able to get some good Marinol pills or Dilaudid patches to really fuck you up given your condition.
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I'm through with the prescription popping (for pleasure, anywho). I want to experience the full out stoned feeling and the massive craving of noms.
I hear food tastes tres yay when you're flying as high as a kite. Any truth behind that?
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Somewhat. Marinol is a THC based pill. THC is the main active ingredient in pot. Marinol is available to cancer patients. It's better than anything you're going to smoke. Trust me, I took one of my aunts and they fuck you right on up.
Depending on where you live I might be able to get you some smokables though.
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I'm a New Yorker, yo. Not the hip city type - I'm the yuppy Hampton's type (Which means eastern end of Long Island).
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 11:13:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-04-29 10:53:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 08:39:48 EDT (#)
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Where do you live? And you should be able to get some good Marinol pills or Dilaudid patches to really fuck you up given your condition.
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I'm through with the prescription popping (for pleasure, anywho). I want to experience the full out stoned feeling and the massive craving of noms.
I hear food tastes tres yay when you're flying as high as a kite. Any truth behind that?
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Somewhat. Marinol is a THC based pill. THC is the main active ingredient in pot. Marinol is available to cancer patients. It's better than anything you're going to smoke. Trust me, I took one of my aunts and they fuck you right on up.
Depending on where you live I might be able to get you some smokables though.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-29 10:56:53 EDT (#)
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you cant really taste food when you are stoned, just texture but it all seems yummy
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-04-29 10:53:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 08:39:48 EDT (#)
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Where do you live? And you should be able to get some good Marinol pills or Dilaudid patches to really fuck you up given your condition.
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I'm through with the prescription popping (for pleasure, anywho). I want to experience the full out stoned feeling and the massive craving of noms.
I hear food tastes tres yay when you're flying as high as a kite. Any truth behind that?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-29 10:27:39 EDT (#)
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was she smoking circular saws? wtf?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-29 10:11:46 EDT (#)
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Hello.
I'm Mrs. Jones, your shop teacher.
I've been teaching wood shop for 6 years now.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-29 09:34:38 EDT (#)
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Email me and I'll consider it. astrasoleil.at.gmail.com
<3
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-04-29 09:07:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 08:39:48 EDT (#)
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Where do you live? And you should be able to get some good Marinol pills or Dilaudid patches to really fuck you up given your condition.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2009-04-29 08:37:05 EDT (#)
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Come on - I've been here long enough to decipher that at the very least half of you use the ganja - now share. I don't know any hippies or D&D playing teens to supply me with the stuffs so I must rely on outside sources.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-29 08:04:07 EDT (#)
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It looks to me as though she just has a better cigarette gripper now, like a cool mother fucking custom designed one. DUH!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-29 07:53:41 EDT (#)
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no it does'nt.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-29 07:43:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-29 06:56:53 EDT (#)
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If I could, I would.
Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-04-29 01:44:24 EDT (#)
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What? seven dollars and 75 cents?
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-29 01:14:34 EDT (#)
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Smoking makes fingers fall off?
I better stick to my pipe....